Bob? Are you there, bob? I want your juices to suck out of your c unthole. I believe in the Bible now and while I'm not Moses, I'll part your Red Sea. And Angry F ucker, I'm sorry for all the trouble I cause. Sometimes I can't help myself. I'm kind of immature. I always was for my age. And I'm very emotionally vulnerable so I have to protect myself by lashing out at people so they don't prey on this. I'm honest. Anyhow, I'm offering you all an apology and I hope you will listen. I want to have friends. I want you...to be my friend, Angry F ucker. And bob, I know I haven't been a good boyfriend, but I love you. And I apologize to gays, women, British people, and anyone else I may have insulted, respectively. It was uncalled for. I believe that people should all just get along. I've realized this, and so should everyone else. So help me in my quest by doing a random act of kindness, everyone. Help me bring peace and joy to the world. Thank you. I greatly appreciate your support as will I always. With love, F uck it.

I support this petition.

Im Gay and i can fit a mellon up me hole.

You are soooo sick, busted! I did it when I was jus born! u r lame dude. check out the 'alex pettyfer is gorgeous petition, it has a real weird story, c u l8ter.

My mom and dad tell me I've always been a cum slut. For as long as I can remember daddy would feed me his cock to suck every night and mommy would have me lick her pussy as well. Hell, when I was 7 I got in trouble at the mall for sucking off a security guard in the bathroom while his friend fucked me from behind. I was taken to the security office still covered in spunk and stinking of sex. After my parents picked me up and promised to punish me, they took me home and fucked me within an inch of losing consciousness. I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Cheri and I am now 15 years old. I am 8 months pregnant with my second baby and I am not really sure who the daddy is. My first pregnancy was my daddy's but this one was the result of a gangbang with 22 of Daddy's friends, so I am not sure who to thank. I guess I'll just thank them all. I am 5'1, long brown hair, blue eyes (daddy says I have great blowjob eyes), 102 lbs with 32B boobs. Daddy says he'll get me implants for my sweet 16th birthday so I'll have big boobs like Mom. She is also short at 5'2, 109 lbs. She has 36 C's with big pointy nipples and a clean-shaven pussy. She has short brown hair and green eyes. She is 28, having me when she was just 13, the same age I was when I first had my daughter Elsie. My daddy is 6'2, 205 lbs, short salt and pepper hair, blue eyes with an 8 inch cock. He is 38 years old and has the energy of an 18 year old. Before my mom, he started fucking her older sister (my aunt Beth), when she was 12 and he was 18. Then he moved on to my mom when my mom was 12 and he was 22. He got her pregnant and my grandpop made them get married. Grandpop was a little mad because he was going to lose his little fuck toy, but was happy because he knew he'd be getting grandkids to fuck. Plus, he still had my other aunt, Joyce, who

No need to right a book, 'Busted'.

Let me start off by saying that I am not a pervert or anything like that. I don't watch much porn except for when I'm alone with my husband and I rarely read sex stories except for when my husband has me read them as he makes love to me doggy style. And then it is just stories of young girls and boys. He says he loves stories of new or first love. He is so romantic. I am a normal housewife and mother who loves her family. I love them so much that I would do anything to help them, even if it goes against my normally high moral judgement. I think any mother would handle the situation I was in the same way. I wouldn't even be telling anyone about this but as soon as I told my husband he begged me to write it for him to send it in. He said there would be a ton of people who would get hot reading it. I told him I doubted that but then he said maybe it would help other parents who were in a similar situation. So here goes. Okay, since this story is being sent in to a sex web site and guys are probably unzipping their pants as I speak, I will try to keep that in mind and try to sound more provocative. Bare in mind that I am not exacly an overly sexual person. My name is Joan and I am a 36 year old mother of 3 and married to the same man for 15 years. My Husband, Peter, is 43 years old and has a minor erectile problem for which he is using medication. Until yesterday I was singing the praises of Lavitra, but I'll get to that in a moment. Other than that he is a great husband. He is loving, kind and still has the body of a 25 year old. He is 6'1, muscular and has a 6 1/2 inch penis. He also is a junior partner at his accounting firm and even has his own secretary. My son, Brian, is 14 and at that age where he is always masturbating. I catch him so often that I almost think he is purposely letting me walk in on him as he strokes his 5 inch cock. Yeah, I said coc

I support this petition.

I do agree that Fuck It is an asshole, but you say he acts tough. You sound like you think your insults are hard hitting. And you call yourself a legend to make yourself feel better. And if you can understand someone, and are angry at them, then I'm sure you'll be fine with the spelling shit. Actually why do fucking people have problems with the spelling?

wow, this is just fucked up...angry fucker should DIE

Fuck it is pretty funny, but he needs to control himself.

Fuck it is pretty funny, but he needs to control himself.

LOL you knocked the shit into him

Ha, thanks for the support everyone, but the guy isnt so much of a cunt any more.

I support this petition. Go Angry Fucker...I'm supporting you because you have sort-of (sort-of) supported me in the past!!

FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEe

Angry Fucker, I h8 U HEAPS but this "Fuck it" sounds like a BIGGER ass wipe. Yes you do fuck the shit out of our petitions but ths "Fuck it" try's to act all tough when my Grandma comes up with worse insults, and she is 82!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! SO Fuck it, shut up and go bak 2 your cock sucking, U cum dumpster.

Cya xxx ooo

lolz i dunno i know heaps of people...its kinda weird....but they are all nice. im really sorry i have to go now, but ill probz come back when i get hom,e kk? lol c yaz mwah

No idea jeez bob how do you know all these ppl? I want intros!