STOP ALL YOUR ****TY PETITIONING AND GET A LIFE YO...
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Author: John Madden
Started: April 19, 2005, 7:32:22 pm
Target: everyone who has enough time in their busy, busy schedules to petition against anything
Supporters:

13
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
It amazes me so how so many people can start a petition about anything. I was surfing the internet today, and I decided that I would go to Adultswim.com (a block on cartoon network later at night that I watch religiously). I went to click on some of the shows I watched, and on one of them, Tom goes to the mayor, there was a link to a petition against it. Wow. What a new low. I was thinking to myself, naw. This has got to be some joke. Tom goes to the mayor is an awesome show. It's hilarious, crazy and entertaining. All my friends enjoy the show, and I spot people going to the website all the time. When asked if they liked it, they said, HELL YEAH!!

Unfortunately, it appears that not everyone can enjoy the show though. It takes an enormous sense of humor to find the show funny, and I find it down right hilarious.

Enough about that, lets get on to the main point...

STOP PETITIONING, ASSHOLES. It doesn't solve anything. It accually creates problems and everyone gets upset. If you don't like something, tough. That's the way the world works. Why don't you try going outside and do something. Get a job, go to the park, jump off a bridge. Anything, just don't ****ing petition anymore.

Now, I take a look back and I read what i've just wrote, and I want to say that my "petition" isn't a petition at all. It's a wake up call to all you moms and dads and pimple ridden jackass' out there that have nothing better to do than ***** about this and that. Seriously, stop.

That's all I have to say. If you're upset or offended by what i've written, too bad. Get over it. Go on living what life you had before you started your "petition crusade". Tools.







Hail, Maddox!




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Swer said 02/27/07, 11:38 pm (verified)
I love how anyone against this is completely devoid of spelling and grammar skills.
#13

wazza said 03/18/06, 9:11 am (verified)
if u hate petitioning y r u doing now fat ass GOD ur really gay!
#12

danny said 01/04/06, 8:07 pm (verified)
mr.hanky is wright if you hate petitions then why make one you but fucking retarded gay bitch go fuck you mom you dickhead
#11

Mr Hanky said 01/02/06, 8:58 pm (verified)
You're complaining about how bad petitions are, so you create a petition. YOU RETARDED HYPOCRITE!
#10

Brian Dunlop said 10/29/05, 6:18 am (verified)
I totally agree with you John Madden, if that's infact your real name.
#9

Irony Slaps Me In The Face said 09/06/05, 4:42 am (verified)
No, I'm not talking about this petition. I'm talking about "u r an idiot". Holy shit man, are those 4 extra letters going to kill you!?
#8

sam said 08/05/05, 5:55 am (verified)
why would you make ona ass hole?
#7

Ed said 07/05/05, 2:45 am (verified)
Hazaa!! Maddox, i could not agree more!!!
#6

Sarah said 05/29/05, 9:06 pm (verified)
Okay if you don't like these friggin petitions, don't come to the website. And isn't it ironic, you complain that we petitioners are bitching about shit when by creating this PETITION you are doing the same friggin thing. Don't you think its a little hypicritical?
#5

John Madden. That's right, it's me. said 04/27/05, 11:14 pm (verified)
I realize the irony of me writing this and posting it at petitiionspot.com. The reason i did this was so that all you people that make these petitions see this, and perhaps read what it says: STOP PETITIONING. I've gotten alot of flak from people saying that "if i'm not part of the solution, i'm part of the problem." News flash: YOU'RE CREATING THE PROBLEM! The constant yelling and complaining gets people no where, and just annoys the hell out of people, and especially me. Stop petitioning and just go take a walk. Hail, Maddox!
#4

steve said 04/19/05, 11:11 pm (verified)
HAHAHAHA funny shit. Good job buddy. Its funny how people that arent getting their way think this is the way to go about changing stuff.......retards.
#3

tom said 04/19/05, 7:42 pm (verified)
nex time u say ur not writin a petition why dont u try checkin th web adress at th top. yes thats right PETITIONspot.com. that means anythi u write here is a petition. wanker.
#2

u r an idiot said 04/19/05, 7:32 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#1