Harry and the Giant Squid are destined for each ot...
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Author: Scott Austin
Started: August 20, 2005, 8:13:35 am
Target: J. K. Rowling
Supporters:

32
Goal:

1,000,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
We, the undersigned, hereby petition Joanne Kathleen Rowling, author of the Harry Potter book series, as well as the interviewers at Mugglenet and The Leaky Cauldron, to immediately apologize for their remarks included in their interview, in particular the following words:

"We thought it was clearer than ever that Harry and Ginny are an item..."

The interview in question can be found here:

http://www.mugglenet.com/jkrinterview2.shtm

We also petition Joanne Kathleen Rowling to rectify the situation in Book 7, clearing up any questions the few Harry/Ginny shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the Harry Potter books, that of Harry and the Giant Squid.

Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban Book 7 when it comes out. As the millions of Harry/Giant Squid shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications.




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Damien Paquin said 06/27/09, 4:12 pm (unverified)
I was extremely upset with the fact that JK Rowling did not show us the true love of Harry and the Giant Squid. That slut Ginny only wants Harry for his fame. The Giant Squid loves him for who he is.
#32

emptysaucer said 03/26/08, 5:44 pm (verified)
the actual reason it took harry so long to emerge from the lake during the triwizard tournament is very different than the one Dumbledore gave...
#31

Rachael said 07/10/07, 7:52 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#30

Bridgette said 02/18/07, 1:51 am (verified)
Erm...... yall no i was jokin right? cuz i dont want any freakish emails from this post
#29

Bridgette said 02/18/07, 1:50 am (verified)
OMG didnt you no?!?!? ever since the 1st book its really draco malfoy that has had a thing for the giant squid and you can see him sneak out of his dorm in the middle of the night so they can have sum fun
#28

insomnia said 09/01/06, 9:24 am (verified)
sure y not
#27

Trixie said 07/22/06, 9:05 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#26

Lucy said 07/22/06, 9:04 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#25

wendy said 07/14/06, 7:21 pm (unverified)
Harry and Giant Squid FOREVER
#24

hdji said 04/07/06, 3:20 am (verified)
No, no, no. Myrtle/Squid forever!
#23

anna said 03/31/06, 10:14 pm (verified)
oh yah u kno it! harry and the giant squid! cant u just feel their romance? lol
#22

Matt said 03/05/06, 1:51 am (verified)
This is stupid! I like it though! I SUPPORT THIS PETITION!
#21

Dzire said 03/03/06, 7:17 pm (verified)
I support this petition 100%! Go H/Squid!!!
#20

Ginny Weasley said 01/22/06, 11:26 pm (verified)
I SENT HIM A VALENTINE DOESNT THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO HIM???????? :'(
#19

Ginny Weasley said 01/22/06, 11:23 pm (verified)
how darrre u!!!!!!!! HARRY IS MIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEE EEEEEEE!!!!!! ALLLLLLLLL MMMMMMIIIINNNNNNEEE!
#18

Squidluver4eva said 12/19/05, 7:38 pm (verified)
I support this petition, because Aquaman shouldn't have all the fun.
#17

Ayume said 11/30/05, 10:36 pm (verified)
I love you. XD *signs* This is the exact same kind of crap so many H/Hr Nazis (a.k.a. Harmonazis) keep throwing out. Except...they're not joking. LOL!
#16

Harry Butt. said 11/19/05, 9:30 pm (verified)
No, you're wrong. Very wrong. Harry Potter and my foot up his Harry butt are destined for each other. :)
#15

Me. said 11/06/05, 2:44 pm (verified)
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is total funny but i hope you're just taking the mick out of the "Harry and Hermione are destined for each other" petition. Anyway, this is total funny!!!!
#14

Scott Austin said 10/18/05, 3:55 am (verified)
LMAO, that made my day Lucius squidlover Malfoy, thank you :D
#13