Ban Death
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Author: George Peterson
Started: December 8, 2005, 5:00:58 am
Target: God
Category: Health
Supporters:

25
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
Death is bad. Death has caused us to lose such geniuses as Albert Einstien, Thomas Jefferson, Wolfgang Mozart and John Kennedy. Many people live in fear of that inevitable day but does it truely have to be inevitable?

God, you have let too many good people die and we ask of you to please prevent the Earth losing anymore people. Most of us are going to be going to hell anyway and we are sure that it would be unwise for Satan's army to get bigger in case they raise up and destroy you.

We, the undersigned, ask of you that you prevent the death of anyone else in the future except for the ugly folk.




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n a said 03/25/09, 12:22 am (verified)
I support this petitionand hope that in some weird paranormal way, that it works and does stop death...except for the ugly and bitchy
#25

Monroe Chilton said 08/13/08, 10:01 am (verified)
N i g g e r s are apes.
#24

Doug E. Fresh said 05/19/07, 5:59 pm (verified)
That's what she said.
#23

cs said 05/19/07, 5:58 pm (verified)
death sux
#22

The Terminator said 02/15/07, 3:50 pm (verified)
What is dis? I want your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle!
#21

Grim Reaper said 02/15/07, 3:47 pm (verified)
ARE YOU WANTING ME TO BE PUT OUT OF A JOB?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
#20

Feast of Flesh said 12/04/06, 7:13 pm (verified)
This is wrong. What would zombies do then? Zombies are all dead and if this took place, there would be no way for them to exist. Theyre people to and should have equal rights. Stop for a while and think about our undead neighbors.
#19

Kyra said 09/20/06, 4:00 am (unverified)
YEAH! Lets ban death. We all know petitions are pointless anyways.
#18

lidia said 08/12/06, 7:20 am (unverified)
this thing gona keep me laughing for days. thats freakin hilarious.Damn it man.you made my day!!!! love lidia
#17

Jen said 04/05/06, 1:02 am (verified)
there's no way If your a hot guy email me @ smilebeforeudie@yahoo.com
#16

Matthew said 03/17/06, 11:57 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#15

slut said 02/23/06, 5:35 pm (verified)
how the fuck do you ban death you stupid fuck!! if we didnt die we would all live froever in pain.
#14

Adam said 02/16/06, 4:10 am (verified)
David go run into a knife or jump off a tall building. Wich ever works for me. You have no right to say God does not exsist.
#13

David Zada said 01/24/06, 1:06 pm (verified)
God doesn't exist. And God doesn't like you. I'm God. I don't exist. I don't like you. Haha...Anyways...Make sex a consiquenceless action (no new babies), stop aging, THEN ban death. But keep sex:D
#12

fuck u said 01/05/06, 12:02 am (verified)
satan has got to be a paki muslim biatch, no way he'll be roasting my ass!
#11

Satan said 01/04/06, 11:19 am (verified)
Foolish mortals, one why or another your asses are mine for the roasting.
#10

God said 01/03/06, 5:52 am (verified)
Children i hear you, but unfortunately all is not well in heaven, muslims are trying to get in under the guise of multiculturalism and the devil doesn't want them either, this being the case more souls are needed to guard the pearly gates. Sorry!
#9

bill said 12/10/05, 3:04 am (verified)
who died and made you god fucking nigger fagot
#8

Baby said 12/08/05, 7:23 am (verified)
I know hey! i wunder y u never see him around.No-one reads the bible cuz its shit and a lie and wats the point of reading it when you could be out 'playing' with someone like Angry fucker, MAD MUTHAFUCKA, and so on
#7

Angry Fucker said 12/08/05, 6:34 am (verified)
God...you're a cunt, piss off. The book is a lie. YOU are a lie. Cunt.
#6