Are you tired of all of these stupid ****ing presidents? Do you think that they are all at least mildly retarded and aren't fit to run this country?...This country needs a leader. A better leader for a better tomorrow...I had a chance to talk to Mr. HolyFudgeMuffin, and I believe that he is the guy for the job.

He is tired of this whole "oooo, I'm a virgin" thing...For every virgin out there, HolyFudgeMuffin himself is going to pop every virgins cherry. "It will be a huge task, but I'm willing to save this country, and step up and take one for the team, sorry no fatties!"

Even though he isn't a big smoker, he knows how important it is to legalize marijuana. "There will be less hate, less war...More fast food restaurants..."

Mr. HFM is tired of our men getting killed, so he is going to pull all troops and smoke a peace pipe with the enemy leaders..."All that **** is bull****...Damn ****-heads getting us into a ****ty war with ****ty conditions, and ****ty ****...**** that ****...I'll **** on there ****ty heads...well, ****..."

Freedom of speech is a huge concern for the FudgeMeister..."All I really want is Howard Stern back on the air, I don't care otherwise..."

Here is a small speech that he recently gave to a group of college students...wait did I say college, I meant kindergarten:

"If I'm voted president, this country will change for the better. I vow to ACTUALLY lower taxes, I'm not just saying that like all the others, I don't want to pay that much for stuff I want either. I am going to start a gifts for everyone campaign, where every day, I'm going to send a random object to a random address. How happy would you be if you got a gift in the mail from the president? yeah, I know...I also vow to stop world hunger and obesity at the same time, I'm going to cook up all the fatties...This will also help with my virgin campaign. I will help this country, be rest assured, if you vote for me, you will want to keep me..."


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