As many Hattrickers are aware, Homer Simpson sits idly on a bot team, awaiting the day the HT executioner comes for his head to make room for a new team. While being a bot team in the USA assures this won't happen for another, say, 18 years, the inevitability of his death has forced us to take action.

We are asking you to please give every team in hattrick be given a Homer Simpson. This will mean creating almost 500,000 Homer Simpsons, but even that may not be enough. Some people may argue that there can only be one Homer Simpson, but each hoemr Simpsons could represent one singular cel that he appears on in each episode of The Simpsons. Each new episode could brung thousands more Homer Simpsons!

Homer Simpson will have usable skills, but he will be unable to be fired. You can put him on sale because, hey, more Homer Simpsons for the rest of us. We could field entire teams of Homer Simpsons.

If any HTer complains about getting a Homer Simpson, their account will be deleted.

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