°^°^°^°Insults/Burns°^°^°^°

Signatures #1 through #62 for the °^°^°^°Insults/Burns°^°^°^° petition

Mike vlieg said 11/23/08, 4:27 pm (verified)

Your so old that u sat next to moses in the 2nd grade

#62

Kristen Murphy said 11/22/08, 5:16 pm (verified)

You're so fat, in school everybody sits next to you!

#61

JOnnyBoy WiSlon said 11/21/08, 5:28 am (verified)

Your birthday certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory! OWNNNEEDD!!!

#60

Christopher Sauve said 11/05/08, 8:35 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#59

james vlieg said 10/16/08, 7:24 pm (verified)

your so fat that when you went on an elevator and clicked up it went down

#58

dk said 08/15/07, 12:03 pm (verified)

yo maama is so anerexic she can hoola hoop with a cheerio.

#57

Chris said 07/11/07, 7:39 pm (verified)

Your Momma So Poor, She Cant Afford To Pay Attention Ouuuu!!!

#56

gerard way33 said 04/19/07, 1:22 pm (verified)

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!;)

#55

dani said 04/14/07, 8:54 pm (verified)

well yo mammas so ugly wen she born, the docter looked @ her face and her ass and said "SEIMESE TWINS!"

#54

dani said 04/14/07, 8:53 pm (verified)

well yo mammas so ugly wen she born, the docter looked @ her face and her ass and said "SEIMESE TWINS!"

#53

Jesus said 03/09/07, 10:18 pm (verified)

Fuck yo mama

#52

emilie said 02/16/07, 1:12 am (verified)

your so ugly that when u whent to an ugly contest, they kicked you out and said sorry we dont take proffesionels

#51

poc243 said 11/16/06, 1:47 pm (verified)

dude. did you wake up with a vagina or did you switch when you get home? (say that to someone who looks gay)

#50

fa said 07/15/06, 7:35 am (unverified)

fuckin ass

#49

Name: _ _ _ _ said 07/15/06, 7:34 am (unverified)

You're so damn poor i saw you walking down the middle of a street kicking a can and I asked you what you were doing and you said Moving. You're so fat you stepped on a scale and it said get off. Your so ugly your mom drop kicked you out of a window when you were a baby and got arrested for littering. You're so fat, ugly and stupid that you got mentioned in a fat, ugly and stupid joke.

#48

peter said 07/11/06, 6:02 pm (unverified)

Yo mama so fat it took her 4 weeks to get through the door.When she got through it, it was 2 metres wider.

#47

Mama said 07/02/06, 3:04 am (unverified)

i don lyke this site coz u all makin fun o me!

#46

yo mamma said 04/27/06, 3:32 am (verified)

yo mamma is like a projection toilet short fat and full of shit

#45

MYSPACE.com/amanda_marie_snook said 04/27/06, 2:23 am (verified)

yo mama so fat, she tripped over walmart stepped in kmart and fell over JC penneys (its all inside)

#44

I've got the best damn burn. said 04/25/06, 2:24 pm (verified)

>>Knock, knock. >>Who's there? >>Orange. >>Orange who? >>Yo MOMMA!!

#43

fantasia said 04/25/06, 2:17 pm (verified)

your moma got stuck in the air is way lame.

#42

a said 04/09/06, 9:39 pm (verified)

HaHa loser

#41

50 Cent said 03/22/06, 9:22 pm (verified)

If You Dick was as big as your nose maby you could fuck a mama!

#40

Becca Clarke said 02/18/06, 9:51 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#39

mmm said 02/16/06, 8:59 am (verified)

lame jokes retards

#38

christopher said 02/08/06, 5:37 am (verified)

your moms a jail braker

#37

christopher said 02/08/06, 5:35 am (verified)

if some one is bothering you just say what untell they stop

#36

hey said 02/01/06, 11:13 pm (verified)

these insults are lame but i got a good one : i would like to see your point of view but i cant seem to get my head that far up my ass

#35

Greg said 01/27/06, 11:41 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#34

fucker said 01/27/06, 11:41 pm (verified)

FUCK YOU ASS

#33

tito sanchez said 01/27/06, 6:53 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#32

shelbi said 01/22/06, 3:36 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#31

Cameron said 01/14/06, 12:33 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#30

roin said 01/06/06, 10:11 pm (verified)

I support this petition. you stupid lil peps i wasted finger musle presing this stupid site for this??? 3 jokes that ive heard a million times thanx you just ruined my day. by rion

#29

hannah said 12/24/05, 7:23 am (verified)

wait i just thought of one! yo mama's so ugly she turned a straight guy gay by flirting with him!!!! ahahahaha!

#28

hannah said 12/24/05, 7:21 am (verified)

got another! yo mama's so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphebetical order! yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread! Yo mama's so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" yo mama's so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized! OOHH!!!! yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car!!! :)) yo mama's so stupid she tried to give the clerk two (counterfeit) $16 bills! yo mama's so poor her family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk! haha!!!! yo mama's so dirty she makes mud look clean! oohhh!!! yupperz!!!

#27

hannah said 12/24/05, 6:56 am (verified)

yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone! hehe yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!! yea!!!

#26

aussie rulZ said 12/08/05, 11:59 am (verified)

run around some fat fuck and say oh no! im stuck in orbit

#25

Mercy said 11/13/05, 7:29 am (verified)

Your not ugly...your just a pretty monkey Your momma so fat she got baptized at sea-world Your momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car why are the japanese so smart...no blondes.. blah...im bored

#24

cooler than ure mom said 11/07/05, 11:59 pm (verified)

i think ure preatty preatty ugly

#23

cooler than ure moma said 11/07/05, 11:57 pm (verified)

if people were vegtibals u would be an onions cause u stink man!

#22

bob said 10/27/05, 9:25 am (verified)

yeah i know

#21

Ashlee said 10/27/05, 9:24 am (verified)

your ma is in a wheelchair

#20

bob said 10/27/05, 7:25 am (verified)

lol, this is funny

#19

Ashlee said 10/27/05, 5:44 am (verified)

Chanty?

#18

Katie Price said 10/27/05, 3:50 am (verified)

I read in The Sun that Chanty Koerten has a seven-inch clit. That's just creepy...

#17

Ashlee said 10/27/05, 3:47 am (verified)

NVM.

#16

Chanty said 10/27/05, 3:46 am (verified)

What do you need?

#15

Chanty said 10/27/05, 3:45 am (verified)

yea emmgood but fuck u to i hope u die cuz u aint got no alibi u ugly hey! hey! u ugly! Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

#14

Ashlee said 10/27/05, 3:44 am (verified)

Chanty, can u help me?

#13

Ted Hitler said 10/27/05, 3:33 am (verified)

You're so fucking dumb that people came here, read your petition, and said "Wow! That Chanty Koerten certainly is a retarded and illiterate slut! I hope she gets ass cancer and her brain explodes into a bloody pink mist! Fuck her in the butt, and God bless America..." How's that?

#12

Chanty said 10/27/05, 3:15 am (verified)

lol sweet good one yo mama is so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

#11

hatesstupidgirlswhocantspell said 10/27/05, 3:06 am (verified)

lol wut up wit dat yo I'z like nuh uh yo momma so old, her titties give powdered milk

#10

Jennifer said 10/27/05, 2:57 am (verified)

lol...wow. i've never seen a petition like this!! wacky!

Chanty said 10/27/05, 2:55 am (verified)

sure

a person said 10/27/05, 2:49 am (verified)

Well your spelling kind of..SUCKS. Is that an insult??

Ashlee said 10/27/05, 2:48 am (verified)

Chanty said 10/27/05, 2:47 am (verified)

sry me n my friend madeit n shes crazy so she allways delets the forst one i donno y lol its rlly wierd sry bout tht

Ashlee said 10/27/05, 2:45 am (verified)

thank u, y did u delete mine?

Chanty said 10/27/05, 2:44 am (verified)

nice one if idiots had wing this would be an air port!

Bridget said 10/27/05, 2:43 am (verified)

i can see that people have said that to u many times...and know's when u decided to share them with every one else!

Nicole said 10/27/05, 2:42 am (verified)

ur mother is so fat that it is Fuckin obvious that u Fuckin came out of her!!!!!!!!

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