DOES THIS WOMAN EXIST? BECAUSE I HAVEN"T FOUN...
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Author: .. ..
Started: November 8, 2005, 3:48:01 am
Target: My own horniness
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

15
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
I want a woman with certain, specific qualities. A perfect woman if you will. But I don't think a girl yet exists to my fine tasted preference. I hope I will be proved wrong. In order for me to screw your brains out, you must meet, or exceed these requirements. It follows:
You are a sweet untouched virgin.
You have not sucked any other man's penis.
You are somewhat attractive, or atleast presentable.
You are free of any and all diseases.
You have all your limbs.
You can walk.
You practice good hygeine.
You don't smoke.
You don't drink.
You don't do drugs.
You are not a religous freak.
You don't have any bizarre ticks.
You are sane.
You are fairly intelligent.
You are extremely horny from being a virgin, and want to **** me bad, and only me bad.
You must always have been a woman. Sorry no sex changes.
You are truthful.
You don't have any breast implants, or big ugly tattoos.
You are not extremely obesse, nor extremely under weight.
You have never killed anybody.
You desire to follow my commands.
Please girls, you gotta be out there right? Yes all women want me, but they don't fit the requirements. If you do, then get your hot little ass over here. Pronto!!




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deaddude said 08/03/09, 4:02 am (verified)
Dude, you\'re never going to find a babe like that nowadays...and besides, chicks who\'ve never done anything are F**KING boring in bed!!!!!!!!
#15

Petition creator said 05/06/07, 2:58 am (verified)
Hook me up with an email nikki sexy and it's as good as done.
#14

nikki said 03/23/07, 3:29 am (verified)
i am all of yourj qualities and except for i am a christian. please send me a pic of your dick bcoz i wanna c how big it is.... love ya sexy!!!
#13

becca said 02/21/06, 7:56 pm (verified)
i want u bad baby send me an email of wat u look like and maybe ill send u my adress and we can get fricken naughty im only 13 but i need a big fat cock to suck on right now i don't want to b a virgin I WANT COCK!! I WANT COCK!! I WANT COCK!!
#12

dan said 02/03/06, 7:30 pm (verified)
I have become such a woman hater I think I'm sexist now, and men that act like woman, or bitches in general.
#11

Emma said 12/27/05, 4:55 pm (verified)
I'm 13 and i haven't fucked anyone! Butt sucking- that's another story
#10

Angry Fucker said 11/08/05, 4:33 am (verified)
Yeah, there are a hell of a lot more little sluts around now a days.
#9

Capt. Crunch Cereal Killer said 11/08/05, 4:32 am (verified)
hahahahaha good one angry fucker guess theyre losing it even earlier these days
#8

ashlee said 11/08/05, 4:01 am (verified)
i havent!!!bye see u tomorrow!!!!
#7

Angry Fucker said 11/08/05, 4:00 am (verified)
Are you kidding me Crunch? Every 11 year old girl I know has touched a penis.
#6

Capt. Crunch Cereal Killer said 11/08/05, 3:58 am (verified)
well, if ur lookin for a female thats never touched a penis youll have to settle for a)an 11 year old or b)a nun, and i mean a nun who became a nun at about 5-other than that,your fucked. Once they hit about 14-15 years old theyre fuckin and suckin away. girls lose theyre virginity to early these days dont you think?
#5

ashlee said 11/08/05, 3:57 am (verified)
yes i exist.ill be back here tomorrow!
#4

ashlee said 11/08/05, 3:57 am (verified)
yes i exist.ill be back here tomorrow!
#3

Ashlee said 11/08/05, 3:54 am (verified)
hi.
#2

lil killa said 11/08/05, 3:48 am (verified)
its a petition u dumbass
#1