Petition to have Jack Davis declared the President...

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Author: motleycruefuckingrules motleycruefuckingrules

Started: December 28, 2005, 5:26:08 pm

Target: everyone

Category: Uncategorized

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Goal:

100,000

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Active

I am Jack Davis and I care about your future. American's need to wake up and realize the government is taking over your lives. My first act as President will be to legalize all drugs and sell them in bars and grocery stores and tax the **** out of them. That way we can have money for our schools and programs for the less fortunate all off tax payer dollars. I will cut spending in half and have a flat tax across the board. That way it will be fair for evreyone. Next, I will cut people off welfare after 6 months. Hey if you can't find a job in 6 months you should just go ahead and kill yourself and save us all a lot of money. After that I will file a class action lawsuit against all health insurance companies for inflating their prices and ****ing us all in the ass for the past 30 years. Next, I will pull all of our troops out of Iraq and let those assholes over there run their own frigin country. These are just some of my plans for our country. Let's kick big government out of our live's forever and take back what's rightfully ours!

Thank you,

Jack Davis