Get Jarman "The Chef" on ABC's "...
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Author: Rob Hanson
Started: June 6, 2006, 10:03:46 pm
Target: Those who know and love Jarman
Category: Entertainment & Media
Supporters:

86
Goal:

500
Goal Progress:

18% Complete
Status

Active
We the friends of JARMAN LYLE (a.k.a. The Chef, Jazz Bear, Chris, All-American Male, Hottest Dude in Logan, Jeff, Big Love, Ken Barbie) feel that it is our moral duty to bring Jarman with his adonis-like physique, incredible beauty, sparkling personatity, and freakishly small hands to the American people. This Nation has been deprived of this opportunity for far, far too long as we have selfishly kept Jarman here in Utah basking in his glory.

Jarman has been given the opportunity to audition to be on ABC's "The Bachelor". We would like to encourage him to make the most of this opportunity and expose himself to the World, that all may know The Chef as we know him.

Please sign this petition and pledge your support so that Jarman can be the best Bachelor since that Ryan dude who was a poetry-writing fireman who married Trista.

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Taeya Boyack said 02/23/08, 11:49 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#86

celeste said 02/23/08, 2:31 pm (verified)
go Jarman
#85

Alicia "Bronson" Lesse said 03/10/07, 7:15 pm (verified)
He far better looking than the other jokers on the bachelor. He should show the nation... no wait the world what a real man is. small hands or not.
#84

chinweed said 08/10/06, 8:12 pm (verified)
I support this because I'm going to Cali with Jarman and I want to tell people that Jarman is going to be on the Bachelor.
#83

Zack Budadi said 08/10/06, 5:53 pm (verified)
Did you ever know Jarman's my hero? He's everything I wish I could be. I could fly higher than an eagle, because Jarman's the wind beneath my wings.
#82

John Kimball III said 08/10/06, 5:50 pm (verified)
because it's Jeff's (Chef's) birfday today :)
#81

Traci Ostler said 06/27/06, 9:21 pm (verified)
because I would join him on the bachelor as a bachelorette if he chose to go!
#80

Bryn Arnell said 06/21/06, 7:38 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#79

michele said 06/18/06, 11:12 pm (verified)
Jarmen is a cutie and the girls would love him. I support this petition.
#78

Janee Amber said 06/14/06, 3:24 am (verified)
He is PERFECT for this freakin show!!!!!!!! GO JARMAN...GET ER DONE!
#77

Bono said 06/12/06, 11:15 pm (verified)
All Star Softball Guy.
#76

April Halvorsen said 06/12/06, 8:57 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#75

Doug Sonnenberg said 06/12/06, 6:11 pm (verified)
He's so handsome.
#74

Savage said 06/12/06, 4:32 pm (verified)
Jarman is an amazing man. Among his qualities are stellar strength, a good heart, and beautiful flowing blond hair. He is as we all know the all american man.
#73

Mikelle L said 06/12/06, 4:15 pm (verified)
I support Jarman for Bachelor because Mikey Stuart and Holly did. Those two really know what defines a very eligible bachelor.
#72

The Mouth said 06/12/06, 4:08 pm (verified)
Jarman is the only dude that's made me, if only for a second, think about swinging from both sides of the plate. Go Jarman!!!!
#71

Mark Brady said 06/12/06, 5:30 am (verified)
soy punal
#70

Born Again Preacher Dude said 06/11/06, 7:00 am (verified)
Jarman is a true man's man. He's exactly what a proper mormon man should look like unlike all those gay mormon guys with too much hair gel and pink ties. If he goes on that show, he will be an example to men everywhere of how to be a true man.
#69

Mary Budadi said 06/11/06, 6:50 am (verified)
whether i call you jeff, chef, chris, or jarman, you are amazing. i remember the time you made egg sandwiches for me and my son scott and i knew at that time you were a special man. millions of people would convert to mormonism if you go on the bachelor. your life is such a prime example of how a mormon boy should live. keep it wrinkled and be sure to call back the casting director who tried to pimp you while you were in line at that club. love always, marry
#68

THOMAS AQUINAS said 06/11/06, 6:43 am (verified)
jarman appeals to both women and gay men. Men like him are hard to come by. Me and all of my gay friends would gather every Monday nite to see him in action. Please call back the recruiter Jarman. The world needs you :)
#67