Signatures #1 through #48 for the %$#00"jessica simpson in dukes of hazzard&quo... petition
guillermo nieves said 09/09/08, 4:56 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#48

Josh said 11/25/07, 10:47 pm (verified)
God Damn!
#47

kylesui said 07/17/07, 9:42 pm (verified)
yeah shes hot
#46

Jessica Simpson said 04/06/07, 1:15 pm (verified)
I am hot
#45

hot said 04/05/07, 6:15 pm (verified)
Jessica Simpson is so fucking hot I would fuck her all night with her big tits.
#44

vonda phillips said 02/13/07, 2:34 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#43

sam said 07/19/06, 12:00 am (unverified)
jessica is sooo hottt 2 words jessica fuck me
#42

John Kelly said 07/13/06, 1:08 am (unverified)
I wold grab Jessica Simpson and have her lap dance me. Then Id get her to lay on her stomach while I shoved my bullging cock in her arse. Then I would titty fuck her untill I came all over her chin
#41

a.l said 05/02/06, 3:56 pm (unverified)
i support this shit shes hot as fuck plus her video for "theses boots" is like a fuckin porn flick
#40

Nika said 04/30/06, 10:17 am (verified)
I definatley support dis petition! Jessica Simpson is a slut! Saying she's all angelic and waiting until marrige and then as soon as she is married she sleeps wit bout 10 ppl, mayb mor who knows!!!!!!!!! I say we do all we can too bring her down, she does not deserve 2 b in the industry, she can't sing or act at all!!!!!!!
#39

alexa said 04/20/06, 3:04 pm (verified)
Jessica Simpson is a bad actress and bad singer. She played a horrible Daisy Duke. The real Daisy was not a slut, and neither Bo and Luke were not pimps. Not real ones anyways. Daisy fell in love quickly with guys and wore really tight clothes, but she didn't give herself to men. So, she is not a slut unlike how Jessica played her.
#38

hotstuff said 03/30/06, 7:13 pm (verified)
id love to do jess in every posision imaginable she sooo fucking hooot
#37

yooo said 03/22/06, 10:17 pm (verified)
I support this petition.fuckk emlie who cars if she not that pretty she has the hottest body ooo i do her in fucking sec like emlie do u have body like that prb not jessica simpson is sooo finnne danmmmmm fuck her all night longg!!!!!!
#36

jess me said 03/04/06, 7:26 pm (verified)
she would moan to me. im gonna fuck her all night. all day. all evening.
#35

adam said 03/02/06, 12:17 am (verified)
k emaline wtf is ur promble jessica simposin is sooo fuckin hot n sexy i wanna fuck her forever!!!!! she is sooo hotttttttt
#34

Hillary said 02/27/06, 9:21 pm (verified)
jessica simpson is the most beautiful wohmen alive she is very hot 2!!!!!!
#33

jordan said 02/27/06, 9:20 pm (verified)
jessica simpson is so danmm fine she has the most sexicts body she is so pretty n very hottt i would love to fuck her soo good in the ass jessica simpson is the hottest wohmen alive!!!!!!!!!!
#32

mr big cock said 02/11/06, 5:53 am (verified)
yoooooo i love to fuck jessica right in the ass n stick my big ass cock in her pussy n fuck her till she bleed s she the sexisst girl ever
#31

ashley said 02/11/06, 5:50 am (verified)
i think jessica simpson is rlly pretty n fucking sexyyyyyyyy i love her she looks so hot in dukes of hazzard her ass is so niceee n those tits r so big n real n juciy i love to fuck her i bi
#30

James said 02/01/06, 9:03 pm (verified)
Between thw quotes are a list of reasons why Jessica Simpson deserves to live " " Thank you for your time
#29

Suck my dick said 02/01/06, 8:06 pm (verified)
cough cough ehem I believe that Jesica is extremely hooott
#28

Jeremy said 01/21/06, 10:13 pm (verified)
Lol. It's so funny how jealous little bitches dis her. Would I make love to her....yeah...sure I would. Of course some of you guys are going to far.
#27

sammy said 01/19/06, 3:58 am (verified)
im not a lezbien but people jessica used 2 have bad acne she uses proactive now shes on the infomercial but she used 2 b so skinny u could see her ribs and i think thats so grossss plus in the movie that bikini almost fell off cuz shes 2 skinny
#26

oh yeah said 01/14/06, 12:12 am (verified)
I want it so bad!!!
#25

lareina said 12/23/05, 8:27 am (verified)
my friend sarah wants to give her oral sex.. to sarah jessica is so hott... bcoz sarah is a lezbian who wants 2 spend at least 1 hour with jessica simpson just 2 look at her fake boobs
#24

jessicafucka said 12/20/05, 2:57 pm (verified)
She is DAMN HOT. I wanna fuck her so much. Lickin her sweet, juicy box. MMMMMMMMmmm now thats good.
#23

12 inch dick said 12/15/05, 5:22 pm (verified)
SHE is sooooo hot. I just wanna Fuck that sexy ass all day. I wish i had her alone for 3 hours. her+me+ my 12 inch dick. damn fine root.
#22

BIG DICK said 12/02/05, 7:57 pm (verified)
DAM, She is so fuckin hot in that tight ass bikini! I want 2 fuck her so hard and squeeze her giant breasts! EEEEEEEHHHAAAAHHH!!! hell yeah bitches!!!
#21

hi said 11/09/05, 4:29 am (verified)
cassie u suck seventy million people's balls before you eat your next meal. u will soon learn to appreciate the great sexiness that is jessica simpson! by the way, i agree with SHIT, she should get naked on tv. by the way cassie, why r u on a jessica simpson porn site anyway?
#20

shit said 11/09/05, 4:21 am (verified)
usuckanuraassholehooneeds togetalifeanjessicasimpso nneedstogetcompletelynake donlivepublictelevision
#19

not a toy said 11/06/05, 4:39 am (verified)
YOur right cassie! Why are you guys tlakign about efin jessica shes not a toy shes a human bein and i think it's time you treat her as one. So stop being horny and get a life.
#18

cassie said 11/06/05, 4:31 am (verified)
i think jessica is awesome! and why are u all making crap out of her for no reason. She acted like that for the movie if u knew anything. But of course you all write comments before you know facts. So next time before u say anything about any famous person, you should actually know why they did itand stop spreading rumors cause u dont no anything!
#17

Ryan said 10/10/05, 11:13 am (verified)
I want to fuck the hell out of Jessica Simpson.I wan to fuck her up the vagina and the hot little arse and I want to SPLURGE all over her.I bet Nick fucks the hot little arse off her.Fuck me dead I would to!
#16

Zoe said 08/25/05, 2:52 pm (verified)
Erm... Jessica Simpson is pretty, i spose. Im not a lesbian, though. I heard a rumour that Britney Spears auditioned for the part of Daisy in Dukes Of Hazzard. Im not sure if it true, but do u think she would have been hotter that Jessi simpson? If she werent pregnant i mean.
#15

Teas said 08/24/05, 1:03 pm (verified)
EWWWW shes sooo gross, and all you sad lonely pathetic guys.. tisk tisk go get lives :) and porn = for losers who cant get any hahaha tossers.
#14

JOEY said 08/21/05, 8:05 pm (verified)
Hey Kyle - Goos petition how u doin lol . I hope u get 200 YEAH.. I didnt see da movie so I DUNNO.
#13

Kathy said 08/18/05, 3:26 am (verified)
Uhhh...the movie was funny..Jessica is pretty...I'm NOT a lesbian...I ahve nothing against it, I'm NOT a homophobe, all power to gays and lesbians. But anyway...yeah Jessica is pretty...but that's about it...she can't act for shit! The only way she got that role was probably because of her breasts...STICK TO SINGING JESSICA! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! PLEASE!
#12

You stupid fools! said 08/15/05, 4:19 am (verified)
Jessica simpson is nothing but a slut and is a discrace to humanity. She is a bad example to young girls and she is all a fake. All makeup, fake everything, this whore is nothing. She is just like any other person.
#11

clare said 08/08/05, 7:15 pm (verified)
i think she's an ugli bitch n she's a slut
#10

james said 08/07/05, 6:19 am (verified)
heeeeeeeeeellll yeah
#9

cory said 08/07/05, 6:18 am (verified)
i wish she was in porn!!!!!!!!!!!!
#8

stormy said 08/07/05, 6:17 am (verified)
shes one fine mother fucker.i would fuck her for hours.
#7

tom said 08/07/05, 6:16 am (verified)
damn shes fine
#6

jess said 08/07/05, 6:15 am (verified)
im a girl and i think shes fuckin hot.but i am a lesbian.i would love to eat her out and then let her eat me out.then use my 2 sided dildo and have sex.
#5

patrick said 08/07/05, 6:13 am (verified)
i want to fuck her in her pussy and tit fuck her double d's.
#4

kyle said 08/07/05, 6:11 am (verified)
damn shes a fine mother fucker in that bikini
#3

david said 08/07/05, 6:11 am (verified)
damn shes hot ass fuckin hell
#2

*coughashleecough* said 08/06/05, 9:00 am (verified)
ahhh... another asshole who typed %$#00"for their petition title to get to the top of the list...... sigh.... i didnt watch the movie, so I dont know, and obviously, i dont care about her
#1