Horde All Jews, BLACKS, and Homosexuals Into Labor...
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Author: Dick Jiggly
Started: October 26, 2004, 3:59:10 am
Target: Pow...to the moon! Hahaha!
Supporters:

419
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
Just ****ing with you. There are three points being established in this petition:

1. This petition is to bring back "New Coke". That **** was fly.

2. This petition is to establish that our parents are TOTALLY GAY and they SO DON'T UNDERSTAND US.

3. Ashlee Simpson is like omg such teh sux0rz. Somebody should go beat her up.

It's worth noting that nothing has ever been or will ever be accomplished with a retarded online petition but, you know, LET'S TAKE A PROACTIVE APPROACH TO BE LAZY UNINVOLVED RETARDS! YEAH!

A NAME I MADE UP IS ON A PETITION NOBODY WILL EVER READ ON THE INTERNET! I HAVE MADE A HUGE DIFFERENCE!

**** you, you ****ing worthless whiney middle school fags.

Hugs/Kisses, your caps locked friend,
Dick Jiggly




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artium said 12/28/07, 12:53 am (verified)
1.i do not support this petition2. welcome to the 21st century, this wont happen
#419

A Patriot said 12/25/07, 11:16 pm (verified)
Efficiency is key. A great nation must be efficient. Just look at the Soviet Union. They are hyper-efficient, and that is why they are the oldest country in history. They are still the most powerful nation on earth. So what do we, as Americans do to catch up. WE BECOME EFFICIENT. Everyone must work. If you don't you die. Simple. People who don't work are killed. People who pretend to work but try not to (labor unions) are killed. Homosexuals (because they do not contribute AT ALL) are killed. People who protest ANYTHING are killed. People who do unimportant work (actors, hairdressers, artists, musicians, models, etc.) will be reassigned. If they don't like it, they can protest. If they protest, they are killed. Most of them will be assigned to weapons facotries. After all, the United States has one of the weakest militaries on history. We will build up a massive arsenal with which to attack the Soviet Union. Jews will be killed.
#418

Adam said 06/15/07, 1:01 am (verified)
Lets round up all homosexuals, give them each a piece of bread to confuse them, then shoot them
#417

murga burga said 05/02/07, 2:41 am (verified)
nooooo fukin gays shud b killed sign my petition lock up gays
#416

Aryan Soldier said 05/03/05, 5:37 pm (verified)
A gypsy eh...hmmm
#415

holly the gyipse said 04/28/05, 4:41 am (verified)
God some of you should burn in hell! You know its cause of people like you, who say that thing in good fun and don't mean to hurt anyone, that just piss me off. But really you just feed the fire! God all you WASP need to die. By making this thing every day occurrences you’re just making them acceptable!!!!!
#414

U-Boat, motherfucker said 04/27/05, 9:12 am (verified)
you can't step to UNRESTRICTED SUBMARINE WARFARE you fuckijing ass pirates. Fuck heebs. Fuck whitey. Where are my inuits at? Arctic circle, RAISE UP
#413

U-Boat, motherfucker said 04/27/05, 9:12 am (verified)
you can't step to UNRESTRICTED SUBMARINE WARFARE you fuckijing ass pirates. Fuck heebs. Fuck whitey. Where are my inuits at? Arctic circle, RAISE UP
#412

Coonbeater said 04/14/05, 10:28 pm (verified)
Haha shit, how worked up are you getting Sam? You're such a fucking uptight kike, it's a shame every jew wasnt killed at auschwitz (i love that name). I'd love to make a foreskin joke right now but you might shove more than a sword up my ass mr yid. And not everyone owns a bible you big nosed fuck, so it will be a little hard to read one. Please fuck off before me and dick jiggly gas you. Xyclon B your ass fool!
#411

Dick Jiggly said 04/12/05, 6:50 am (verified)
Uh, if a second holocaust happened it would be pretty easy to avoid getting sent away simply by not being a filthy animal like a jew or a nigger. I mean, fuck, is that rocket science?
#410

Sam Marques said 04/08/05, 2:44 am (verified)
Hmm. WHY do I treat you all like this? Because I'm Jewish, I hate being discriminated against, I'm an AGNOSTIC, and I have a second cousin who survived Auschwitz. Can you people just try to put yourselves in their shoes? Think about it: 60 years later, a second Holocaust arises, and you're a victim. You're starved until you're a living skeleton, you sleep in hard barracks swarming with rats and roaches, your parents have been gassed and burned, you're forced to stand outside naked in the cold while they count you all and shout horrible things at you. Your only food is weak black coffee with a CRUST of bread, usually with holes knawed into it by rats. You labor everyday, no rest. A madman is plotting your downfall. Do you WANT something like that happening again? And yes, it DID happen. Don't deny it.
#409

mariah eaton said 04/07/05, 5:29 pm (verified)
whatever why did u have 2 capitalize blacks im black and yall tret us like shit
#408

Hold on a second, buddy. said 03/30/05, 4:33 am (verified)
He asked God to forgive him. The last time I checked, I wasn't God. Jesus didn't ask me to do shit.
#407

did the jew just say he hoped we burn in hell? said 03/26/05, 1:28 am (verified)
am i missing something here, or do you just not understand your own beliefs?
#406

Hahaha, look at how worked up the little heeb is said 03/25/05, 6:42 pm (verified)
Oh my god, you're precious!
#405

Sam Marques said 03/25/05, 1:20 am (verified)
ALL OF YOU (WELL, MOST OF YOU) PEOPLE ARE JUST MISGUIDED ASS FUCKING COCK SUCKING CUNTS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH US JEWS?! OR, FOR THAT MATTER, GAYS AND BLACKS?! THE CONSTITUTION SAYS, AND I QUOTE: "We hold these truths to be self evident, that ALL MEN AND WOMEN are created EQUAL." AND WHEN THE FUCKING GODDAMN HELL DOYOU, COONBEATER, GET OFF AT SAYING THAT THE CREATOR OF THIS- THIS- EVIL INCARNATE IS RIGHT?!NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I SHOVE A SWORD UP YOUR ASS. LOOK! MORE FUCKING IDIOCY! WHY THE FRICKING FUCKING HELL ARE YOU AGAINST CHINESE PEOPLE?! SOME OF MY PALS ARE CHINESE! I agree with Raider Dan when he says it's against God to hate people. READ YOUR BIBLES, NITWITS! IT SAYS THAT THE JEWS ARE GOD'S HOLY PEOPLE, THAT JESUS WAS A JEW, SINCE JEWS ARE GOD'S PEOPLE, THAT GOD FORGIVES ALL SINNERS, EVEN GAYS, THAT HE LOVES ALL MEN AND WOMEN AND CREATURE ALIKE, AND THAT HE HATES HANDS THAT SHED BLOOD! ALSO, THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! HITLER'S BODY WAS BURNED AFTER HE KILLED HIMSELF. ALSO, HE SHOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD. THAT DOES NOT BLOW YOUR BRAIN OUT. THE ONLY REMAINS THAT ARE LEFT OF HIM, I HEAR, ARE THE TOP HALF OF HIS DENTURES. AND YOU, MIS "WOW I AGREE", HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT A JEWISH GIRL?! SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL! YOU SHOULD BE SENT OFF TO A LABOR CAMP AND FORCED TO WORK. MAYBE THEN YOU, AMONG EVERY OTHER BITCH SUCKING COCK LOVING ASS HUMPING CUNT HERE, WILL SEE HOW MUCH HORROR MY SECOND COUSIN AND HER HUSBAND WENT THROUGH AT AUSCHWITZ. AND IF YOU SAY ONE THING ABOUT THEM, I WILL PRAY THAT YOU WRITHE IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! AND WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU, HUH? HUH?! GO FALL OFF A ROOF, YOU SLUT. Lastly, the Jews did NOT... KILL... CHRIST!!! Jews were slaves to the Romans. True, the Jews MIGHT, might, have put Jesus on trial, but does that saw we WANTED him killed? NO! And even if we DID kill Jesus... COME ON! Didn't Jesus say to God, "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do
#404

Coonbeater said 03/20/05, 10:22 pm (verified)
Please please somebody make dick jiggly our world emperor/lord anything...he has the right idea. We need to get the blacks, jews and fags exterminated as soon as possible
#403

who the hell are you, dan? said 03/17/05, 2:10 am (verified)
My God tells me very clearly which people I'm supposed to hate. And the constitution says very clearly that women and blacks aren't equal to white men. So fuck you.
#402

raider dan said 03/17/05, 2:05 am (verified)
all of you people who are hating on people because they have a different skin color, or a different sexual orientation need to stop. It is unconstitutional to hate. It is also against god to hate. Stop and think about that for a minute.
#401

miko is a retard with a lesbian name said 02/26/05, 10:51 am (verified)
ether lesban or chinese wing wang bong bing chin chong me rikey you shut up hong bong ching chang
#400