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Author: joe thompson

Started: July 6, 2005, 11:13:15 am

Target: cannabis smoking grannys

Category: Government & Politics

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joe is a badger its a fact of life could you please sign the petition to stop large badgers from colonising atlantis its a serious threat to mermaids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Margrett Thatcher said 02/25/07, 8:24 pm (verified)

Deary me, im so sexy. JOE THOMPSON IS A FUCKING PRICK

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Maverick Hunter said 10/19/05, 8:57 pm (verified)

...To be honest, i want to make a really big hole, then put alot of badgers within the hole,...THEN chuck random objects in there, such as darts, and ven garden rakes, or even milk, and depending on fate, it will hit one at random, and kill it!, FCUKIN BADGERS

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Froggy3 said 10/19/05, 8:54 pm (verified)

OH AND BTW I WROTE FUCKING LOADS ABOUT THIS BOLLOCKS... AND THATS "HOW2 FOR NOW!

Froggy2 said 10/19/05, 8:52 pm (verified)

Oh, and btw!joe the badger Thompson bit me on the night of a full moon, will i become one of them?!?! if so...is there a cure and do Tesco sell it?otherwise i'll have to buy it from the pikies...Ahhh pikies...the answer to all your problems! (and cause of them too!) Finally...i'm organising a badger hunt to beat down those nasty little FUC**RS! how dare they lay a finger on mermaids! i used to fancy the one from "The Little Mermaid", she was well fit! also she was good friends with the yellow and blue fish and Lana the Lobster...Peace Out niggas!PS-THIS SHIT PETITION THING MADE ME CHANGE MY USERNAME BECAUSE APPARENTLY PEOPLE SHOULD ONLY BE ALLOWED TO COMMENT ONCE ON EVIL BADGERS!

Froggy said 10/19/05, 8:45 pm (verified)

"Yep", STFU u retard...badgers are evil...end of story... they're good for one thing...being milked! OOOHHHHHH!!!!i love a nice can of badger milk in the morning! An old lady down my road called Ruth, AKA catwoman, leaves her garage open at night so badgers, foxes, hedgehogs and cats can come in and "get fed". HOWEVER!she doesnt feed them! she cages the little bastards and throws monkey nuts at them...then she skins em and shaves them and sells there intestines to AUDI, who make them into tyre rubber to go on the new badgermobile...

stevie wiggums said 09/19/05, 1:13 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

Hillary said 09/18/05, 3:26 pm (verified)

Beer belly of doom? Who is that?

Yep said 07/06/05, 3:31 pm (verified)

What are you on? I want some of that if you're talking about a badger existing underwater in a kingdom that doesn't exist anymore. Why are you worried about him colonizing Atlantis? I think it would be awesome to see a part badger, part fish creature swimming at high speeds while clawing it's prey to death. Badgers are tough little bastards, that's why it's such an awesome mascot for Wisconsin, because we're tough up here with our cold winters and our beer bellies. Beware the beer belly of doom.

Sinead M said 07/06/05, 1:18 pm (verified)

I'm a badger and I've never done you people any harm

Scrotey bollix said 07/06/05, 12:03 pm (verified)

Hee hee hee!

Dan Fullick said 07/06/05, 11:13 am (verified)

i really badgers to be irritating on a number of occasions i have used a bazooka to take out a whole colony soon they will be extinct mwoaaaaa!

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