y did the blonde get fired from the banana factory? because she threw out all the bent ones!

I am blond but i think these jokes are funny because i know i am not dumb! okay here it is! Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, A smart blond and a dumb blond are walking down the street and they see a 100 dollar bill... who gets it? the answer is the dumb blonde becuase the other 3 don't exist! lol!

What do ya call a blone in a closet, winner of hide and seek from 1974. What did one blonde's leg say to the other:between us we've seen everything

NO NO NO!!! Im sorry im so sorry i take that back!!! Again im very sorry!

How many blonde jokes are there in reality?? Just one the rest of em r true ^_^ Sorry if any1 said this b4.

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i'm blond. everyone please stop apologizing to blond people after your jokes.

I'm blonde but i think blonde jokes are funny so heres 3 i know... Q. what's the difference between a blonde & a rooster? A. a rooster says cockadodildoo but a blonde says AnyCockWillDo Q. what's the different between a blonde & an ironing board A. ironing board legs are way harder to open A blonde was getting swimming lessons from a sleezy swimming instructure & was learning how 2 float. The blonde said to the instructure "if you take ur fingers out, will i really sink?" thats all i got, sorry they r kinda gross but they r funny

Ok I'm not a bimbette, but I am blonde! I think that blonde jokes are cool though. Hehe! How do you occupy a blonde for more than 3 hrs? Give her a packet of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them!!!!!

there were three business men getting flown by helicopter to their next meeting and on the way there they got a little hungry. The first man took a bite out of an apple and threw it out the window saying it was too sweet. The next took a bite out of a lemon but also threw it out saying it was much to sour. The third accidentaly took the pin out of a grenade and threw it out the window to save thier lives. Since it was a nice day after the helicopter landed the men decided to walk instead of drive the rest of the way. Soon they saw a little girl crying. They stoped and asked her what was wrong. She replied "an apple fell out of the sky and killed my new puppy." The men akwardly walked away. A few minutes later they ran into a little boy who was alsp crying. They asked himwhat was wrong. He answered "A lemon fell out of the sky and killed my new puppy." The once again walked away in a hurry. Not to long after that they saw a blonde laughing hysterically. They asked her what was so funny. She said "I farted and the building behind me blew up. *haha i thought that was jkz...dont take the blonde thing seriously i mean shit its just a joke. I was blonde when i was lil and i really dont care i know some smart blondes and some really dumb blondes but your pobably not one of the smarter ones if you get offfended.

I support this petition. (I have b.lack hair so ha!) A black haired girl, a redhead and a blonde decide to go to places out of space cos there daddys own nasa so the black haired girls says "I'm goin to the moon so beautiful and calming" the brunette says -"I'm going to Mars it was my- latley dead mothers dream to she her daughter on the space rocket there!" The blonde says "I'm goin to the sun!" the black haired girl says "you can't go there you'll melt!" The blonde said "I know! thats why i'm goin at night!"

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

I KILLED A BLONDE ONCE

c'mon girls lighten up blonde jkz are funny and its true mst blondes are dumb im blond but im NOT dumb ne ways gettin to my joke #Q.How can you tell when a blonde has been at youre computer #A.There is tip-ex on the screen,cheese next to the mouse and the joystick is wet hehehe

What do u call someone that is black, brown, and blue? A brunett that told to many blonde jokes

You are all funny, sort of.......... anyway GO TO: www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/fame4u

hey blondes, stop taking the jokes so seriously, I find them pretty funny, and I'm a blonde. Besides, everyone knows blondes are superior. #1 What does a blonde call safe sex? Locking the car doors. #2 How do you keep a blonde busy? Put him in a circular room and tell him to stand in the corner.

ok, so there was a brunette and a blonde taking a walk. the brunette screams then points to the ground and says, oh no! a dead bird!! then the blonde looks up at the sky and says, where?

three blondes were driving to Los Vegas, and they came to a fork in the road and they saw a sign that said los Vegas left so they turned around and went home

u know u guys all suck!!!! i mean im not a blonde but u so shouldnt diss them like that. gosh. i bet all of u guys are stupid whores n e way. go duck ur selves