Signatures #1 through #100 for the Jon Stewart for President? petition
Noble said 01/07/06, 3:27 pm (verified)
Stewart/Colbert in 2008!
#100

Oakley Julian said 01/07/06, 12:10 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#99

chris kmec said 01/05/06, 5:37 am (verified)
nice haircut my man
#98

chris kmec said 01/05/06, 5:37 am (verified)
nice haircut my man
#97

Christopher Stovell said 01/04/06, 11:02 pm (verified)
I support this petition. I LOVE YOU!
#96

Amber Kipp said 01/04/06, 4:03 pm (verified)
This petition is very worthwhile, a smart, funny, and very political leader is exactly what we need.
#95

Erica said 01/04/06, 12:02 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#94

Jonathan Nixob said 01/04/06, 2:58 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#93

Angry Fucker said 01/04/06, 1:55 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#92

Andrea said 01/04/06, 1:51 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#91

Leah Holt said 01/03/06, 11:12 pm (verified)
I support this petition. I'd vote for him
#90

Angelique Higgins said 01/03/06, 8:56 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#89

Nkechi Mbadugha said 01/03/06, 2:43 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#88

Brad King said 01/03/06, 7:25 am (verified)
Only if he still gets to do The Daily Show.
#87

Barbara Medina said 01/03/06, 2:28 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#86

Beth Nischan said 01/02/06, 9:38 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#85

Crystal Anderson said 01/01/06, 8:55 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#84

Matthew Dakan said 12/31/05, 9:21 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#83

I. Deesagre said 12/31/05, 5:21 pm (verified)
FUCKING NEVER. JON STEWART IS AN IDIOT.
#82

Andrew Mendez said 12/30/05, 9:21 pm (verified)
After all, he did help get "Hardball" off the air.
#81

Kristen Dollahite said 12/30/05, 5:26 pm (verified)
No way he could suck worse than Bush.
#80

Ashley Sullivan said 12/30/05, 4:18 pm (verified)
I strongly support this petition.
#79

Carly Johnson said 12/30/05, 5:43 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#78

douglas sweeney said 12/30/05, 4:59 am (verified)
FUCK YEAH HE'll BE The BEST YET
#77

Jaried Frogosa said 12/30/05, 3:41 am (verified)
I believe John Stewart would be a great presidential candidate... make our government a lot funnier
#76

Steve said 12/30/05, 12:09 am (verified)
I support this petition, *****.
#75

Ashley Marton said 12/29/05, 11:07 pm (verified)
When modern politics are joke, Jon Steward makes them a little more funny to laugh at...
#74

JORDAN GOCHMAN said 12/29/05, 10:57 pm (verified)
JON STEWART ROCKS ON HARD!
#73

Rhiannon said 12/29/05, 8:13 pm (verified)
Why not? He'll do just as good a job as any, AND, he'll make me laugh!
#72

Ryan Williams said 12/29/05, 7:35 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#71

Denise Martinez said 12/29/05, 7:28 pm (verified)
He does look good in a suit. I would get all my Mexican homies to use their votes for once in their lives and vote for the "golden god".
#70

Diana Stephens said 12/29/05, 5:34 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#69

Mat Oleksiak said 12/29/05, 5:23 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#68

missy said 12/29/05, 4:54 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#67

Kayla Sullivan said 12/29/05, 8:32 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#66

Raymond Gee said 12/29/05, 7:32 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#65

Mary Coventry said 12/29/05, 5:05 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#64

Elyse said 12/29/05, 5:03 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#63

Jake Sorkin said 12/29/05, 3:05 am (verified)
It IS time we get a Jew in the White House!!
#62

Crisi Hall said 12/29/05, 1:49 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#61

Lyra Ulangca-Hofer said 12/29/05, 1:20 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#60

Jasmine Green said 12/28/05, 11:52 pm (verified)
Isn't about time we get a Jew in the White House?
#59

River Eirtree said 12/28/05, 10:13 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#58

Cai Lonergan said 12/21/05, 1:08 am (verified)
Jon's the only guy who makes sense out of politics. His humor is what's needed in this country.
#57

Jessica Neff said 11/11/05, 3:34 am (verified)
I LOVE JON!!!!
#56

karen said 11/08/05, 1:06 am (verified)
the man is a genius, and i would not only vote, but i would campaign furiously if given the opportunity. I think he should run, and as a third party candidate. He has a strong following, people love him, people love to hate him, and people love what he has to say.
#55

Sarah said 10/31/05, 10:54 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#54

~marcy* said 09/16/05, 1:51 am (verified)
jon stewart is a golden god.
#53

Chad Lash said 09/03/05, 5:28 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#52

Phillip Styles said 08/25/05, 2:45 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#51

Sandie Norris said 08/11/05, 12:49 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#50

--- said 08/10/05, 9:33 am (verified)
petitionsite.com--check it out.
#49

Hope deVall said 07/19/05, 12:41 am (verified)
Sweet honesty
#48

Sean C McCoy said 07/03/05, 6:40 am (verified)
Jon Stewart is probably the man with the most common sense, which is exactly what we need.
#47

David Hillhouse said 06/25/05, 1:05 am (verified)
I sign this petition with one reservation--will Dubya be doing the Daily Show?
#46

Travis Mallet said 06/17/05, 8:23 am (verified)
Jon Stewart has the ability to see both points of view. He is respectful to his guest even if he does not agree. Lets be honest, where will we find a man with more integrity.
#45

Ivan said 04/19/05, 11:12 pm (verified)
LOL! 46 signatures... Yes, quite the bandwagon. This is ridiculous but in many ways, it makes a lot of sense. So yes, I'd vote for Jon Stewart in the next election if he was running, which we all know he won't. Jon is honest, unlike Bush who is getting away with murder and is lying to everyone. We need to stop the fanatical religious organizations that are doing exactly what the Bible says they SHOULDN'T DO - get involved with politics. Not only does the constitution of this country clearly shows that Church and State shouldn't get mixed up, THE BIBLE DOES TOO. Christians in this country are a bunch of fanatical hypocrites, trying to impose their fanatical beliefs on everyone. The Democrats have to do something about this, and they better do it soon.
#44

Emoli said 03/24/05, 5:17 am (verified)
He'd have my vote... -if- I could vote. Did anyone read America:The Book?
#43

Emily C Vega said 02/05/05, 2:10 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#42

earth shah said 02/04/05, 8:44 am (verified)
Please save America...run for president
#41

Erin Johnson said 02/01/05, 3:03 am (verified)
Rock on, Jon. :-)
#40

Rachel aka Wicked said 01/31/05, 10:23 pm (verified)
FUCKIN A!!! Jon Stewart is THE MAN and he is so friggin sexy!! He is very beastily sexy indeed!! I love you Jon Stewart and I am going to steal you away hehe Just Kidding but you WILL BE a KICK ASS PRESIDENT OF 2008!!! ROCK THE FUCK ON!!!! BOOYAH
#39

Patrick Thompson said 01/25/05, 8:48 am (verified)
We can dream.
#38

Sarah said 01/25/05, 7:06 am (verified)
*thumbs up* do it.
#37

Ian Hough said 01/24/05, 10:19 pm (verified)
Please RUN. Save the world.
#36

RICK SCHULDT said 01/23/05, 12:07 am (verified)
finally! a candidate I can support
#35

Sarah Hauser said 01/20/05, 12:13 am (verified)
Hell, let's go after the entire world!
#34

Phil Eskew said 01/13/05, 9:23 pm (verified)
This is a bad idea...why? Exactly! Let's make it happen.
#33

c.beard said 01/12/05, 7:21 am (verified)
!
#32

ctrlaltdelete said 01/07/05, 10:06 pm (verified)
Despite is faux news show, he has a better understanding of politics than anyone in Washington, Stewart for 08!
#31

Clown said 01/06/05, 12:44 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#30

Dallas Strimple said 01/05/05, 4:33 pm (verified)
A hard working man for a hard working America
#29

Heather said 12/20/04, 3:26 am (verified)
I would absolutely vote for Jon Stewart if he were on the presidential ticket.
#28

alex said 12/18/04, 3:27 am (verified)
mm hmm
#27

josim said 12/14/04, 7:18 pm (verified)
hi i am 14 and i am spanish and i would like to do the c-walk infront of u guys so i am a great c-walker i have entered many competitions
#26

We're in Academia, not Politics, and everyone in Project AMISH loves Jon Stewart! I'll be referencing America: The Book in my own works sooner or later. Olé olé!
#25

Scott Lindberg said 11/24/04, 1:17 am (verified)
i want the book
#24

MissWit said 11/18/04, 7:07 am (verified)
I think I was first back in March 2004 dudes! www.misswit.net/stewart.h tml Comic, political genius.
#23

dan honts said 11/15/04, 6:36 am (verified)
FUCK YEAH!!!
#22

alex k said 11/09/04, 5:55 am (verified)
smart guy
#21

Sharita said 11/09/04, 5:11 am (verified)
I WANT HIS BABIES!!!
#20

George Bush said 11/08/04, 9:50 pm (verified)
Hey John, your a funny guy , but the jokes over!!! The American People mandated me, and now you have to go. Enjoy belgium!!!
#19

L W Redding said 11/05/04, 4:41 pm (verified)
If Stewart/Colbert dont take it in 2008 Im moving to Canada.
#18

Chris Maglione said 11/04/04, 11:12 pm (verified)
Jon, if you are elected commander in chief, you will crip walk all over the white house and not even think twice about it. Don't ever change. You are one of the few honest figures in politics whom seem to abide to what some call “morals”. Be our leader. We listen to you. We love you. We need you. If not for us.. then, hey Jon, do it for the kids. I vouch to campaign relentlessly in the research triangle of NC. There are millions of others dispersed throughout the country who share my sentiments. DO IT PLEASE. !!!STEWART/EDWARDS 2008!!!
#17

Katey Dungy said 11/04/04, 7:31 pm (verified)
the man has integrity...imagine!
#16

Émilie said 11/01/04, 10:18 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#15

Craig said 11/01/04, 9:30 pm (verified)
Joh is what we Fucking need in Washington.
#14

Erin McGrath said 10/31/04, 10:11 am (verified)
Jon Stewart rocks my socks off.
#13

Andrew Lipsman said 10/28/04, 11:13 pm (verified)
I've had enough of politicians feeding me bull**** and leaving me in the dark (what am I, a mushroom?) Eh, at least Jon Stewart would let me know he was feeding me bull****. (Is "Honest Bull****" an oxymoron? I think we might have a campaign slogan)
#12

Tucker Carlson said 10/28/04, 10:02 am (verified)
You're right Jon. I am a dick. Want another interview? Our ratings could use a boost.... call me.
#11

Senior Iraq Corresponant for Fox News said 10/28/04, 4:09 am (verified)
Hell ya! and Brock Sampson as Vice President to enforce and carry out the Steward Administrations "New Deal"
#10

ben grimshaw said 10/28/04, 12:32 am (verified)
john stewart is the finest journalist of our time.
#9

Michelle Ryan said 10/27/04, 11:52 pm (verified)
jon stewart kicks ass, man. and i think bush is a moron, and i don't trust kerry to keep his promises, and nader's just completely senile now. what difference does it make anyway? we're destroying our planet, and our world political system is in complete chaos. Besides, i'm only 18, i'm supposed to be apathetic, and ignorant, and i shouldn't care about the political system anyway, so why vote at all? Seriously, though, I don't have much faith in the American political system, or in any political system; it's really pathetic how something that is supposed to be held in such high esteem, and something that is supposed to uphold our ideals, and our integrity, (our gov't) has become so corrupt. It's disheartening, and I understand why most people don't care, hell, i'd go surfing too, rather than sit through hours of "news" trying to figure what's real; and i think that's part of what makes the daily show so powerful. People understand it, and it seems to rebel against the current cycle of deception and lies. I'm rambling, so I'll end now, i'm not really even sure what I've said, but oh well. Jon '04!
#8

Jessie Nieblas said 10/27/04, 11:40 pm (verified)
Why the hell not? Jon '04! And I motion for Conan O'Brien as running mate.
#7

David Stickel said 10/27/04, 3:23 am (verified)
Seriously, I go into withdrawal whenever this show goes into repeats for a week. The best political TV show on the air.
#6

Cheri Frost said 10/26/04, 4:19 pm (verified)
I believe Jon Stewart knows more of the truth than any of the candidates the major parties are offering!
#5

Jeff Rose-Martland said 10/26/04, 9:55 am (verified)
Canada needs a better neighbour. Jon Stewart would be a great choice!
#4

MJ Voss said 10/25/04, 8:22 pm (verified)
Being a public librarian I have many reasons for supporting the fake-candidacy of Jon Stewart. The number one reason being that there is just too darn much real information out there about too many darn things. I feel, Jon, can help us reduce all these facts and figures into simple untrue 'factoids'. Things that can be easily forgotten and dumbed down...
#3

jon wagner said 10/25/04, 1:12 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2

Patrick Smith said 10/25/04, 12:58 pm (verified)
First on the bandwagon! Let's get that political machine rollin'!
#1