Jon Stewart for President?

Signatures #100 through #180 for the Jon Stewart for President? petition

Westley Hanson said 05/12/06, 2:32 pm (verified)

Jon Stewart is the only person worth voting for!

#180

Michael Bourdon said 05/02/06, 10:55 pm (verified)

Get someone in office who is actually concerned with the other 99% of the people who live here.

#179

Patrick James Adamson said 05/02/06, 5:31 pm (verified)

Jon Stewart CAN do it. WILL he? Doubtful, but if he does, he'd change America. Wonder if he realizes it. He wants to give the people their voice back... well, he has to be our voice. Some people have to take that responsibility. Reluctant leader or not, he'd do more for America than the people who trained their whole lives to 'help America'. Pfft.

#178

Chels said 04/27/06, 2:07 pm (verified)

hehe,yes!

#177

Roland Duas said 04/27/06, 3:48 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#176

Andrew Watros said 04/26/06, 9:20 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#175

katherine said 04/26/06, 7:54 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#174

Jade said 04/26/06, 7:51 pm (verified)

lmao..YES!

#173

Ashton Mondoux said 04/26/06, 6:28 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#172

Haywood Gibloughmi said 04/18/06, 1:42 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#171

Jon Stewart should be beaten to death and raped up the ass by a herd of horny faggots. said 04/11/06, 3:56 am (verified)

I dont support this petition.

#170

Danielle DeWitt said 04/11/06, 3:44 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#169

Sandi Tanco said 04/03/06, 4:58 pm (verified)

Joh Stewart is the *only* choice for 2008!!!

#168

Jon Stewart sucks balls said 03/27/06, 1:37 am (verified)

Jon Stewart at the oscars: "...and that's why Scientology is the right choice for AMERICA" I dont support this petition.

#167

HELL NO! said 03/27/06, 1:34 am (verified)

He isn't even funny. He shouldn't even be a comedian. He licks Tom Cruises pussy.

#166

Courtney said 03/27/06, 1:31 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#165

Bryan Hyde said 03/20/06, 7:08 am (verified)

How do we get him to run?

#164

Ree D said 03/15/06, 5:28 pm (verified)

Yes yes yes YES!

#163

Jordan Taylor said 03/15/06, 3:32 pm (verified)

Jon would make the best president ever!!

#162

Michael Bullinger said 03/14/06, 3:25 am (verified)

2008, Jon Stewart should run as an independent. A large chunk of America would vote for him.

#161

Holly McKee-Clark said 03/11/06, 5:27 pm (verified)

Do people realize when they sign "Fuck no" or otherwise, that they're still SIGNING the petition? It's really about the numbers people.

#160

Tim said 03/10/06, 7:39 pm (verified)

PLEASE Jon! PLEEEASE!

#159

Bill Egan said 03/09/06, 7:54 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#158

anonymous said 03/09/06, 5:28 am (verified)

Fuck no!! he's a retard!!

#157

fuckno said 03/09/06, 5:22 am (verified)

OH,HELL NO!

#156

Brian Avery said 03/09/06, 5:21 am (verified)

He has my Vote!

#155

Aaron Picht said 03/07/06, 11:19 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#154

Erin G. said 03/06/06, 5:31 pm (verified)

I'd be his first lady. I think that says something... I'd have his babies.

#153

Hannah R. said 03/06/06, 2:52 pm (verified)

I support this petition because Stewart has a firm grasp on reality and sees the bullshit on both sides for what it is, not unlike another great American commentator and policitan junkie, Hunter S. Thompson.

#152

Doug said 03/06/06, 1:31 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#151

Joe Knapp said 03/06/06, 1:08 am (verified)

...the sort of candidate to free me from wishing there was a "none of the above" vote.

#150

Ben said 03/02/06, 1:59 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#149

Terri Sengstack said 03/01/06, 11:31 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#148

Dan said 02/28/06, 7:45 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#147

Lauren said 02/27/06, 1:46 am (verified)

I would TOTALLY vote for Jon! Yes!

#146

david p. said 02/24/06, 1:20 am (verified)

hell yes!

#145

ryan said 02/23/06, 7:32 am (verified)

jon for prez? that would make me wish i was an american.

#144

Emma said 02/23/06, 12:12 am (verified)

As long as Colbert is Vice President. The eyebrows can only speak Truth.

#143

j pena said 02/22/06, 4:12 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#142

Sara Koontz said 02/22/06, 3:04 am (verified)

Maybe having someone in the white house with some sense will help us out... eh?

#141

Kevin said 02/20/06, 9:56 pm (verified)

I 142nd this petition

#140

Josh Richmond said 02/19/06, 8:41 pm (verified)

all hail to the chief!

#139

Nora Merrick said 02/16/06, 4:46 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#138

Sarah Sinclair said 02/16/06, 12:03 am (verified)

IF THERE IS A GOD!

#137

leaf wind said 02/15/06, 11:35 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#136

coral mercer said 02/15/06, 10:31 pm (verified)

I support this petition. YES!!!

#135

Kevin Foster said 02/10/06, 2:54 am (verified)

I support this petition. This guy is a freakin genius!(un-like robot chicken, he's supporting Jon stewart weather he likes it or not...)

#134

Taylor R. said 02/09/06, 7:17 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#133

Mathew Smith said 02/08/06, 8:09 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#132

Rachel said 02/07/06, 3:10 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#131

Muhammad Muhammad Allah Muhammad said 02/07/06, 1:49 am (verified)

Put that Jew in the big house! Stewart in '08 or whenever!!

#130

Kimberly Nesky said 02/07/06, 1:48 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#129

Matthew Kuhr said 02/07/06, 1:07 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#128

Matthew said 02/06/06, 3:49 am (verified)

I support this petition. He is a lot smarter than Bush.

#127

Grant Johnson said 02/04/06, 10:26 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#126

andrew reveles said 02/04/06, 5:00 pm (verified)

A jew in the white house for 2008!!!

#125

Ron said 02/03/06, 1:38 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#124

Jake said 02/02/06, 8:59 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#123

brandon hill said 01/31/06, 8:24 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#122

Caitie said 01/25/06, 5:50 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#121

Joseph Nuttman said 01/25/06, 5:48 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#120

Ian said 01/24/06, 10:26 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#119

Ann Coleman said 01/24/06, 9:29 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#118

Kirk Little said 01/22/06, 4:24 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#117