Jorge's girlfriend is a phsycho. she is a young, dumb and immature little girl. Jorge is 9 years older then his girlfriend. He invited her to our friends wedding and she single handedly ruined it by getting drunk and attacking one of our friends she didnt like. Then caused a huge seen by crying and running around telling everyone he hit her. It was very funny looking back but when we were there it was crazy. She is crazy! Jorge knows deep inside he should dump her stupid ass but he doesnt have the balls to do it. He has issues too. I dont know exactly what his are though but he can never dump anyone. He always sits there and takes the bull**** until they get tired of him. So I want to see how many people will sign this petition so that i can show Jorge how many people think he should dump Patricia.

Oh and below is a list that a friend and I created in less then an hour. Only about 3-4 of the things on this list are jokes. You can tell which ones are the jokes.


100 Reasons why we dont like Jorge's girlfriend, enjoy...


1. she has bug eyes
2. she has Jorge's balls locked up
3. she is pretty fast in high heels while in the mud
4. she made Jorge walk through a "swamp"
5. She physically attacks Jorge
6. She verbally attacks Jorge
7. She is manipulative
8. She is greedy
9. She is self centered
10. She needs medication
11. She is immature
12. She ruined my friends wedding
13. She ruined over $1,000 worth of shoes alone during the wedding weekend.
14. She isn't strong enough to leave Jorge
15. She isn't good enough for Jorge
16. She is mentally unstable
17. She doesn't have any friends
18. She is trying to make Jorge lose/give up his
friends
19. She is paranoid about Jorge cheating
20. She is a Succubus (probably misspelled)
21. She has split personalities
22. She cannot walk away from an argument
23. She thinks she is always right
24. She won't let Jorge break up with her
25. She threatens to leave Jorge when we all know that
she doesn't have what it takes
26. She caused a chain reaction that made Jose, Jason and Mojo cry
27. She almost got Jorge beat up at a wedding
28. She tried to get Jose beat up at the wedding
29. She tried to break a window in our rental van
30. Because Jose didn't get to finish her off
31. Because she needs to be taught a lesson
32. She checks Jorge's email accounts
33. She has emailed people acting as if she was Jorge to start fights
34. She made Jorge tear up all pictures of his
ex girlfriends (more importantly Elga)
35. She is irrational
36. She cannot drive
37. She doesn't have a license
38. She keeps post poning driving classes
39. She cannot survive without someones help
40. Because Jorge has to wake up early just to take her to work and then he picks her up after work
41. She embarrasses Jorge in public
42. She thinks that she can communicate with Jorge
through dirty looks
43. She can't hold her liquor
44. She actually thinks that things that happen are not her fault
45. She isn't pushing Jorge to do better
46. She is making it so that Jorge is content with
working from home and only spending time with her (no social life)
47. She wont ride the bus
48. When you are visiting she will walk into Jorge's
room and lock the door.
49. She will start an argument at least once a day
with Jorge
50. She never sees Jorge's point of view
51. She wont get a life
52. She is two faced
53. She follows Jorge to the bathroom because she
thinks that he will cheat on her along the way.
54. She makes Jorge cancel his plans
55. She photographs badly
56. Her eyes to face ratio is way off
57. She wont get a clue on how life works
58. She thinks that her relationship with Jorge is
healthy
59. She is a weak woman
60. She cannot cook
61. She does absolutely nothing to help Jorge
62. She only good thing she has going for her is that she sexes Jorge up
63. She emotionally attacks Jorge
64. She thinks her dad can beat any of us up.
65. She makes Jorge cry....on purpose.
66. She tried to drown Jose.
67. She made the drive back home from Mexico uncomfortable.
68. She's angry at Jorge for having a sex life before her.
69. She gets mad when Jorge talks about home (El Paso).
70. She doesn't like the fact that Jorge had girlfriends before her.
71. She won't let him visit his mom.
72. She would probably like Peter Perez less than us. Nobody can like Peter less than us.
73. She's always making dirty/angry faces.
74. She believes every girl wants Jorge.
75. She believes that is Jorge trips while, he's penis will fall into a girl.
76. One day very soon, she get Jorge arrested for false accusations.
77. She'll probably get Jorge deported if they break up. He's illegal you know.
78. She thinks she can kick anyone of our asses.
79. She's kept Jorge in limbo since they've met.
80. She won't let Jorge progress in life or work.
81. She's keeping Jorge in the poor house.
82. She won't let Jorge out alone.
83. She's threaten to tell the cops that he hit her.
84. She's stolen Jorge's keys to he couldn't leave the house.
85. She's stolen Jorge's cell phone so he can't call for help.
86. She gets drunk (easily) and complains about Jorge.
87. She's turning Jorge into a pathetic excuse for a man.
88. It's easy enough for a caveman to do it, but not Patricia.
89. She can't dance.
90. She's in the wedding photo's, and nobody wants to put the photos up.
91. She's not 1/2 the woman Elga was.
92. If she was a Spice Girl, she'd be "Psycho Spice".
93. She's coniving.
94. She took up space in the rental van and Ponce had to sit in the back with the suit cases. As a result, all our suit cases were covered in Ponce gay juice.
95. Where ever she's at, she's a waste of space.
96. She made Mojo run after and capture her...twice.
97. She didn't find her own way home from Mexico like she said she would.
98. She hasn't fallen off a cliff.
99. She doesn't like puppies.
100. She's the worst girlfriend in Jorge's history of girlfriends.

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