Kalan Porter Sucks
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Author: Stefanie Jeffrey
Started: January 28, 2005, 2:02:45 am
Target: Music Fans Everywhere
Category: Entertainment & Media
Supporters:

303
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
In my opinion Kalan Porter sucks.He should NOT have won Canadian Idol 2.He only won because horny little girls think he's cute.He's a loser.He's a disgrace to the music industry.He has lame songs and an even lamer video.It seems like everyone (well any girl I know between 8-14) loves him.Who else thinks Kalan Porter majorly sucks.IF YOU SIGN HERE YOU DISLIKE KALAN PORTER.NO FANGIRLS ALLOWED.



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Allan Hopkins Hopkins said 07/02/09, 10:21 pm (unverified)
I support this petition. He is a pathetic excuse for an Albertan and as a red blooded 40 year old male I will never have any respect for an insect like him. He should be banished from this province and be sent to Toronto to live with Belinda Stronach
#303

Joe John said 01/07/09, 1:46 pm (verified)
He's a fag...nuff said
#302

guest said 02/15/08, 2:02 pm (verified)
he sucks, his songs are boring and he's ugly
#301

kali said 10/12/07, 4:32 pm (verified)
screw you he is fricken hot and look at his eyes and his voice on in spite of it all
#300

Sparjers said 05/02/07, 7:24 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#299

nadine said 03/15/07, 7:51 pm (verified)
kalanporter
#298

kalanisgayuallnoit said 12/21/06, 10:40 pm (verified)
a girl? a female? a woman? all this is questionable when it comes to dorkbag miss kalan poter. can she sing? nope. can she screetch? oh yeah. does she match her sweaters according to her contacts? it has been proven, that yes, kalan porter does indeed. SHE/IT IS GAY, IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL, TALK LIke ONE, DRESSES LIKE ONE (MOST LIKELY UNDERNEATH HER CLOTHES 2 BUT THATS SO NASTY I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT)AND IN GENERAL JUST IS A GIRL. if u like "it" i suggets u get some help and have ur twisted minds warped out of this pathetic excuse for music.
#297

natalie said 11/12/06, 3:19 pm (verified)
i dont even know what kalan is. a little girl? a gay guy? please kalan tell us wat u are and maybe i wont hate u so much=)
#296

Ali said 10/31/06, 7:02 am (unverified)
Umm.. it's a guy? Wow, looks more like a chick. I don't think he should have won. Sonny Moore is way better than him ^.^ Ok that's all.
#295

Jade said 10/28/06, 4:00 pm (unverified)
I support this petition!!!!
#294

Sara said 07/21/06, 4:30 am (unverified)
Kalan Porter is a little freak. I swear, he's like on drugs or something. Anyone agree with me that he's the new M.J?... I think that Kalan is the biggest freak ever. But, hey, just mah opinion
#293

Stefanie Jeffrey sucks said 06/03/06, 5:14 am (unverified)
I do not support this petition because I was stupid to start it in the first place.
#292

Stephanie Jeffrey sucks said 05/09/06, 5:17 am (unverified)
I do not support this petition because it is stupid and mean. If anyone sucks, it is Stephanie Jeffrey.
#291

SKUT said 04/15/06, 12:57 am (verified)
o my jesus fukk. u ppl r fukkin retarted. Kalan Porter is kid who wants to sing, wether ya think hes talented or not dont mean nothin. an I'se'll tell ya now, i aint a huge fan o him, I got here cuz i was lookin up canadian artists fer a reaserch project. but not like his lyrics r all about fuking ho's and killin kids, he can sing better then alot of other big huge celebrities and he can play loads of insterments. and him usein the fiddile in rock songs is just him bein creative, 'sides, he aint the only 1 dose it, loads a ppl play the fiddle in rock, or other insterments in other kinds of music, ever been 2 Nova Scotia? i dunno bout everywhere else, but round here ppl rap, play the fiddle, and sing rock all in the same band. do you sad sikk internet keenies have nothing better 2 do with ya'r time? stop pissin on the kids dreams and go pitition aganst child porn! go take a breath of fresh air 4 christs sake, n blink the blur out ur goddamned eyes! u only get so long on this world, putting down some guy u dont even no is completly pointless! how the fuk did i even get here? i cant belive u ppl! thats sikk! how do u even fathom these disgusting situations? fukk. fukk. yar all just fukking pathetic. shut off your computers and go do something with your lives 4 christs sake!
#290

Heaven said 03/09/06, 12:24 am (verified)
PEOPLE THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE OUT OF HAND! IF YOU DONT LIKE KALAN PORTER THEN DONT PAY ATTENTION TO HIM! WHATS THE POINT IN MAKING HIS FANS FEEL BAD!?! if YOU DONT LIKE HIS MUSIC THEN DONT LISTEN TO IT! WHY MAKE A PETITION AND DISS EACHOTHER JUST SHUT UP! AND HES OBVIOUSLY A GUY NOT A GIRL! I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A GIRL THAT HAS A GUYS IDENTITY/BODY! SO SCREW OFF!
#289

kelsey said 02/24/06, 9:11 pm (verified)
I LOVE KALAN PORTER HES SOO SEXY WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
#288

hark the harold angels sing said 02/21/06, 11:30 pm (verified)
i support this petition! kalan porter should stop singing for EVER! and should also go to a orchestra and play violin. peace out home dogs!
#287

Jack said 02/11/06, 8:01 am (verified)
NoFx is good, better than Green Day. Remember your roots before you criticize others missteps. Kalan Porter, sadly, is a douche. Life will go on. Drugs are good.
#286

ec said 01/14/06, 11:53 pm (verified)
Why critisize somone you don't even know? This is just plain stupid.
#285

umm said 12/09/05, 8:53 pm (verified)
Yeah Ummm Kalan Porter is not a fucking fag..the ones who are calling him fags UMMM BACK FIRE!! your the fags and jealous sooooo umm FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!
#284