Signatures #1 through #100 for the Bob Saget... Kill Yourself. petition
Bod Saget sucks said 03/29/06, 9:39 pm (verified)
I support this petition because Bob Saget is stupid, gay, and likes humping dogs. I cannot believe we are fighting in Iraw, when we should be fighting against people like Saget. The world would be in peace if Saget just offed himself.
#100

Britney said 03/26/06, 10:03 pm (verified)
I LOVE BOB SAGET! HE WAS EXELLENT ON FULL HOUSE! IF YOU GUYS HATE HIM YOUR ALL JUST JELOUS!
#99

Trap said 03/25/06, 12:46 am (verified)
youre all a bunch of fucking morons. shame on you. BOB SAGET FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
#98

belial said 03/21/06, 7:25 pm (verified)
just do it
#97

The serpent said 03/20/06, 2:46 am (verified)
I think little bobby should go and insert rectally a large blunt object which causes great pain, and causes Spontaneous anus leakage. of course then bob will die in alleyway loney and forgotten with a large blunt object in his ass
#96

KELSEY said 03/12/06, 8:28 pm (verified)
yea..bob SHOULD kill himself after what DARIN DID TO HIM..
#95

danielle said 03/08/06, 3:26 am (verified)
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#94

Billy Ray Cirus said 03/08/06, 1:11 am (verified)
haha i LOVE BOB SAGET.hes the man, you guys are a bunch of haters!And STOP using such gross language if you dont like him then dont talk about what you want to do with him.. i love him
#93

Yukana said 03/06/06, 2:09 am (verified)
Ahaha, WOW! You people amaze me. So funny. Bob Saget does suck some ballz, but damn. You all really hate. XD
#92

Ally Wise said 03/04/06, 7:46 am (verified)
Please don't talk that way about bob saget i want to suck his dick real bad and i want him to fuck my as as I am a big slut
#91

Clayton Clements said 03/01/06, 7:22 pm (verified)
Lets fuck Bob saget and live in his anus
#90

Davens dad said 03/01/06, 3:42 pm (verified)
Can i part hair
#89

Andrew Smyers said 02/28/06, 4:34 pm (verified)
I was going to go to the store for a ballon to SUCK helium out of the ballon just like bob saget. Oh and i don;'t smeel like modey cheese and i want to have a 10 way with deven adams
#88

deven admas said 02/28/06, 4:30 pm (verified)
I Deven i live in Streetsboro ohio and im 15 and i want to suck bobsdick. Why becuse i want to lick Mr. Ts ass with srp and andy mantis. Oh my dad wants to part your ass hairs.
#87

Andey MAntis said 02/27/06, 3:03 pm (verified)
Bob saget would love to have my stubs all night long. Why well i would like bob saget with veinna sassage, and use dan srps fun juice to whip it up. All yea i would love to eat Mr. Germani up with a joy sauce. Lets al have a srp way
#86

Dan Srp said 02/27/06, 2:56 pm (verified)
I like bob saget with srp. Yea thats right i love to gangbang bob with srp and dick. We will becom MR. Amd Mr. Saget or Srp.
#85

Erica said 02/26/06, 8:57 pm (verified)
I DO NOT SUPPORT this petition.
#84

Bob Saget Fans said 02/25/06, 2:47 am (verified)
Oh my god, how mean y'all to Bob Saget.y'all just jelousy coz he handsome and funny not like you guy. y'all just know talking shit bout Bob Saget,FO i'm OUTTA here. Peace talk about him nicely another one if he's jewish is that bothering y'all. y'all funkin' crazy tho
#83

Adoph Hitler said 02/23/06, 5:34 pm (verified)
Can I Blitzkrieg Bob sagets Ass. Becuse im geting tired of jerking off at Jon Stamos and Devin admas
#82

Mr. Germani said 02/23/06, 5:32 pm (verified)
I will take your ieda. I was going to say can i have bob saget in my mouth. But wait a little i need to suck jon stamos for supper. and devin adams
#81

Deven Adams Dad said 02/23/06, 5:30 pm (verified)
I want to gangbang Bob saget and mr.Germeni
#80

Deven Admas said 02/23/06, 5:25 pm (verified)
Can I have your balls lord saget
#79

Nick Puskar said 02/23/06, 5:23 pm (verified)
I would fuck bob saget everday. Why well he is really hot and i want to like his semen off his ass
#78

bob saget worshiper said 02/22/06, 3:02 pm (verified)
WTF are you guys talking about bob fucking saget is the best.AW BOB SAGET heres one of the best jokes hes ever said " let me tell you about porkipines balls their small and they dont give a shit!" fuck you guys im out.
#77

Sean said 02/13/06, 5:04 pm (verified)
BOB SAGET!
#76

i jumped over the candle stick said 02/13/06, 2:58 pm (verified)
I thought bob was on coke to. Man what a douche.
#75

Jew Lust said 02/10/06, 11:33 pm (verified)
i'd fuck the majority of jewish comedians... and awesome DP would be Bob Saget fucking me in the ass and Jon Stewart pounding my cunt... they can spin me like a dreidel. x0x Mar
#74

not me said 02/10/06, 11:28 pm (verified)
Bob Saget is a Sexy Man and i'd give him a throw anyday... this is an anti signature.
#73

Kill Who? Bob FAGET? said 02/10/06, 6:35 am (verified)
Look, that dumbass stood there on "America's Funniest Home Videos" making those stupid animal voices for the clips (leave that job for Dave Coulier, alright?), but NOT ONLY that, he'd make those FUCKING STUPID, IDIOTIC, ASININE JOKES that NO ONE watching at home would laugh at. while the JACKASS stood there laughing hysterically like the fucking idiot he is. And to say Saget is GOd is sacrilege.
#72

cam007 said 02/10/06, 2:24 am (verified)
Bob saget is one of the funniest guys on the planet, i think you should all kill yourselves
#71

bob sucks dick said 02/09/06, 4:04 pm (verified)
bobs a little fucker who eats little girls poop and runs around wearing womens panties
#70

Razor Blade said 02/09/06, 2:12 am (verified)
He should be hung, drown, and slaughtered like in the middle ages. It would be jolly good fun.
#69

Dan-0 said 02/09/06, 2:09 am (verified)
Yeah the rest of you guys are cock gobbling pieces of shit dick licking ass raping douche swallowing rectum lubricating bitches. thank you.
#68

steve o said 02/08/06, 7:46 pm (verified)
But seriously you guys gotta understand, its bob saget, america's dad. yeah the olsen twins might be coke heads now, and john stamos is gay, dave coulier is retired from hockey but bob saget will live on forever. i love you bob and i hate all of you you cock gobbling pieces of shit dick licking ass raping douche swallowing rectum lubricating bitches. thank you.
#67

The Aristocrat said 02/07/06, 8:17 pm (verified)
Go watch the movie the Aristocrats and tell me Bob Saget is a pussy.
#66

The guy said 02/07/06, 7:26 pm (verified)
i think sagets pretty gay. i mean if u watch full house have the shit theose kids did they should have been grounded for months instead he gave them a hug and a kiss and finger fucked the girls and said it was ok saget must kill himself i support this petition
#65

Saget The Great said 02/05/06, 12:15 am (verified)
This pettition is an outrage Bob Saget is God What is wrong with all you people Bob Saget is The creater Of comedy anu should be thankful for that ALL HAIL BOB SAGET!!! ALL HAIL BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!
#64

fuck ass balls said 02/03/06, 7:00 pm (verified)
penis and vagina I hate you guys email me at jebusmcmeowkis@gmail.com Title it "Hey Christian I want your cock" and tell me how big a fag ass cocksucker I am. Christian Albright ball love!
#63

bitch faggot said 02/03/06, 9:35 am (verified)
bob saget is a whining bitch..time he got 2 rot in hell with worms n dead cats
#62

ILoveBob said 02/02/06, 10:50 pm (verified)
this a list of all the most useless people in the world! Fuck you Guys! Bob Saget is more important than all of your collective lives!!!!
#61

Paul said 02/01/06, 11:36 pm (verified)
Seriously though, why the fuck would you bother making a petition about this. You guys are all imature retards who jerk off on your computers to cartoons. Fuck Off.
#60

Kate said 02/01/06, 3:35 pm (verified)
Bob Saget kill yourself and rot in hell.
#59

Bob Saget said 02/01/06, 4:27 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#58

Mwaputsa newman said 01/30/06, 4:12 pm (verified)
YEAAAH BOY KILL YASELF......John junior says so, and leigh
#57

Mwaputsa said 01/30/06, 4:08 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Bob Saget is a creep and should commit it.
#56

Cody said 01/28/06, 2:37 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#55

YO YO YO said 01/28/06, 4:57 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#54

Happy go lucky said 01/28/06, 1:55 am (verified)
I do not support this petition. It totally derates a man of high stature. I haven't seen any of you on a TV show of yourself.. So...shut the fuck up. Seriously, if you can't be a celebrity, then shut the fuck up and continue fucking your aunt in the corner. Email me if yo want to talk more, cardinals_101@hotmail.com
#53

Bob Saget said 01/27/06, 4:50 am (verified)
You sick ignorant miltant inbreaders. Go rent the movie The Aristocrates.
#52

sagetlover said 01/24/06, 1:05 am (verified)
FULL HOUSE ROCKS MY SOX
#51

johnny said 01/22/06, 12:55 am (verified)
His name sounds like a f'ckin bad word
#50

BRETT said 01/07/06, 1:22 am (verified)
Why did Bob Saget go to the hospital? He ate too many weiners.
#49

alexia said 01/07/06, 1:20 am (verified)
Bob Saget is doing internet porn, ya hear?
#48

I.C.U.P. said 01/03/06, 4:42 am (verified)
I support this petition.B is for bitch O is for outragoulsy retarded B is for even an bigger bitch S is for he sucks dicks A is for ass hole G is for gay wade E is for evil T is totally man hoe or hore
#47

I.C.U.P. said 01/03/06, 4:41 am (verified)
I support this petition.B is for bitch O is for outragoulsy retarded B is for even an bigger bitch S is for he sucks dicks A is for ass hole G is for gay wade E is for evil T is totally man hoe or hore
#46

Camille said 12/28/05, 5:36 am (verified)
DANNY TANNER IS A DIRTY DIRTY DAD Look, I can spell fag. Fag B-O-B-S-A-G-E-T Fag LMAO
#45

Paul said 12/28/05, 5:35 am (verified)
Fag. That's all I got to say.
#44

TOURETTES GUY said 12/14/05, 3:39 am (verified)
BOB F'CKIN SAGET!!!!
#43

Bob Saget Banged Your Mom said 12/14/05, 3:38 am (verified)
Bob Saget could probably beat all of you up. He's way cooler than all of you. Stop being jealous of Bob Saget. I bet you guys don't even appreciate his contributions to American family structure and society with Full House.
#42

Uncle Fester said 12/12/05, 7:36 pm (verified)
Someday, Bob will be doing five shows a night...in HELL. I need to fight him.
#41

mike o said 12/09/05, 6:55 pm (verified)
no really i do hate him
#40

mike oktavec said 12/09/05, 6:54 pm (verified)
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#39

But lover said 12/07/05, 4:26 pm (verified)
Bob saget eat my shit and Suck my One Eye willy
#38

Butch said 12/07/05, 4:20 pm (verified)
Im glad someone has the balls to say Bob Saget sucks and were puting it on the web. I think bob saget sucks balls. I wish his Famlit to eat shit. I mean who named him bob saget that is the gayest name ever. At my house I have a poster of Bob Saget that i shoot at with blowdart. Bob Faggot like little boys i heard. There all some people i know. Like deven Adams. Ps. To Bob saget. FUCK OF AND EATV SHIT AND DIE. Also who made this asshole an actor nor Stand up. HIS JOKES SUCK ASS AND SO DOES HIM. He made this joke one time saying. Knock knock who's there. Bob Bob who.. bob saget. Then he does a retarded noise. BOB SAGET GO FUCK YOUR SELF AND DIE PLEASE, FUCK FACE
#37

Robert said 12/07/05, 4:08 pm (verified)
Fuck off Bob saget and Eat your shit.
#36

Deven Adams said 12/07/05, 3:59 pm (verified)
IU sucked Bob Sagets Dick For Jokes.
#35

Anthony said 11/30/05, 6:51 am (verified)
Saget, you fucking cock sucker. Kill yourself now, before the rest of humanity does it for you.
#34

dan said 11/23/05, 7:05 pm (verified)
bob faget
#33

John Stamos said 11/13/05, 6:59 pm (verified)
stop calling me you faggot, god dammit that was once back stage that i let blow me now leave me alone you crack head
#32

stuart said 11/04/05, 8:30 pm (verified)
I can't come up w/ something as funny as the other people have said. So...um...Bob, Mr. Saget...please die. For your fans or lack there of.
#31

Chris said 11/02/05, 7:23 pm (verified)
Saget your are a faggot. Do us all a favor and move to Antartica. AFV sucked big balls and your stint on Full House was a disaster. Have a nice life dick face.
#30

sam said 11/01/05, 11:37 pm (verified)
bob baget kill yourself. the best and cleanest way to do this is to listen to the song "skater boy" by avril lavign.
#29

ashley olsen said 10/29/05, 9:33 am (verified)
bob saget had sex with the olsen twins
#28

Kyle "Borgina" Borregeine said 10/11/05, 4:15 am (verified)
bob saget sucked dick for coke? i sucked dick for hot dogs!
#27

Michael said 10/05/05, 1:21 am (verified)
Dude, Bog Saget should SERIOUSLY off himself. I mean just one look at that pic would make you want to kill man you know what in sayin man
#26

Mark H said 10/05/05, 1:19 am (verified)
I liked Bob Saget for about a day then i wished he would just jump off a damb cliff (Dont hate me bob i just wanted to fit in with the cool kids who probably masturbate to your photo)
#25

Mike Wang said 09/17/05, 3:22 am (verified)
he molested jason. now jason has no friends :(
#24

Jose the fucking nigger hater said 09/14/05, 1:20 am (verified)
i have a rhyme bob saget is a fag he likes to suck my bag he sucks dick like a loser and should fucking die
#23

Tony said 09/13/05, 2:18 am (verified)
bob bob corn on the cob i think you should die by eating a fly like the nursery rhyme i hope you die by lunch time i'll get nick to sit on you because he is fat, fatter than you! i want to set fire to your hair and watch you run around in your underwear(while burning)
#22

LishaDawn said 09/13/05, 2:06 am (verified)
You KNOW, that old HOE, his name is Bob SAGGOT, he is a FAGGOT, I don't think he DESERVES, All of them PERVES, Who stalk him like TOM, at www.bobsagetisgod.COM
#21

dumb lee said 09/13/05, 2:00 am (verified)
I hate bob sagget He is a faggot I think he should die And don't do si fi
#20

Justin Dodd said 09/12/05, 10:21 pm (verified)
Bob Saget is a fucking Genious. Seriously. I'd fellate him in the bathroom at the apollo.
#19

chris Thompson said 09/06/05, 6:50 am (verified)
swallow a frisbee whole. Bob is a cone-lick.
#18

Joey said 08/14/05, 8:02 pm (verified)
I hope Bob Saget has sex with your children.
#17

Bob Saget Fan said 08/03/05, 6:23 pm (verified)
Example of Bob Saget's stand-up. "I don't believe in discriminating now, those filthy coons are evil, thieving, immoral scum. We are all the same. Most people discriminate, if you are willing to have sex with a woman and not a man, that is discrimination. I give everyone an equal chance regardless of gender or age. Children are probably the best thing to have sex with because their asses are so tight. Isn't that funny...isn't it? LAUGH YOU CUNTS *Points a machinegunn at the auidence* I'm going to gun you all a down then I'll hunt down your grandma and tear a cunt in her cock guzzling throat and have sex with it even though it'll be bleeding like a PMS but that's just how I like it. LAUGH AT MY JOKES YOU WHORES!!!
#16

Justin Pittmann said 08/03/05, 6:15 pm (verified)
Fuck Bob Saget. I'd like to fight him in the octagon.
#15

Anna said 07/11/05, 1:49 am (verified)
lol yah im pretty sure bob did molest a few ppl..my god he is horrible..i hate his nose. thats the only reason im signing this thing..(i have a shrine of caspar in my closet)
#14

Evie said 07/07/05, 9:09 pm (verified)
okay...what did he ever do???
#13

Ur Face said 07/06/05, 1:24 am (verified)
Ummmm ya what more to say...I LOVED FULL HOUSE but I dunno why I'm signing this Caspar wanted me to...yah
#12

C911 said 07/06/05, 1:22 am (verified)
I fucking hate that guy.
#11

damien said 06/23/05, 6:08 am (verified)
Have you heard his stand-up? Filthy, filthy stuff. You'd shield your kids eyes if you saw him in the grocers.
#10

j said 06/06/05, 3:31 am (verified)
he SUCKS
#9

clare said 06/02/05, 11:51 pm (verified)
you need to never open your mouth again. thanks in advance.
#8

Willy D said 05/27/05, 4:09 am (verified)
YOU ARE NOT GOD
#7

Amanda Sitko said 05/11/05, 8:45 pm (verified)
It is time...
#6

Mr. Bill said 05/11/05, 12:32 am (verified)
Bob Saget molested the olsen twins.
#5

boobana said 05/11/05, 12:32 am (verified)
WTF?
#4

The Wanger said 05/10/05, 8:09 pm (verified)
BOB SAGET IS A WILD ANIMAL!
#3

masochrist said 05/10/05, 7:39 pm (verified)
yup....he needs to die...hell, I'd even volunteer to go to where he lives and kill him if someone would pay me to do it!!!
#2

Steve Greene said 05/10/05, 6:52 pm (verified)
you were going to die one day anyway bob.
#1