Thank you for cancelling Enterprise! Good riddance...
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Author: TUNE OUT
Started: February 8, 2005, 5:45:58 pm
Target: UPN, CBS/Viacom, Paramount
Category: Entertainment & Media
Supporters:

125
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
We, the undersigned, offer our sincerest thanks and support to UPN, Viacom, CBS, and Paramount for canceling the program "Enterprise."

As fans of Star Trek and / or science fiction, we feel that "Enterprise" never demonstrated the quality of writing, acting talent, and imagination befitting any association with "Star Trek." "Enterprise" failed at being decent sci-fi. Hell, it even failed at being mildly entertaining and the numbers show it.

Trek-related shows have the rare advantage of having a pre-built, nearly fanatical fan base. With a combination of tired clichés, poor acting, plots dredged from earlier Trek shows, cringe-worthy writing, and an inescapable atmosphere of uninspired hand-wringing, Enterprise managed to squander this built-in audience and proceeded to turn away over 10 million viewers in the United States alone during its run.

Over 10 million viewers tuned out and never returned - that's a staggering amount of to lose. Hell, it’s hard to comprehend. For some perspective, that's equivalent to the entire population of Hungary saying “Hey, Enterprise sucks.”

We applaud you for throwing Enterprise into the waste pile of terrible mistakes - Enterprise will surely fit in comfortably with similarly notable stinkers like "AfterMash," the XFL, “My Mother the Car,” and “Galactica 1980.”

Again, we thank you and applaud your decision to cancel “Enterprise.”

Sincerely,

TUNE-OUT (Trekkies United No Enterprise On Our Teles!)
And all supporters of Enterprise’s Cancellation





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Zach Dare said 09/22/09, 8:19 am (verified)
I support this petition. Live long and prosper.
#125

jimmy Panjikaran said 05/26/08, 6:13 pm (verified)
it is not only important that it be canceled, but decanonized !
#124

Don't deserve to return lol said 04/06/06, 4:24 am (verified)
I support this petition. You know it's was bad that they brought Spiner on 3 times and the show still was not saved.
#123

bob_cat said 12/12/05, 7:30 am (verified)
Fuck you idiots! Enterprise was more entertaining that watching you fat **** old school trekkers eating out your fat ugly ****.
#122

Andrew Thompson said 09/08/05, 11:01 pm (verified)
I'm glad I'm not alone in feeling this wasy about Enterprise. I was a amazed at how many people said they liked the show when I asked them.
#121

Rick Berman said 07/16/05, 9:09 am (verified)
I want my job back, waaaa
#120

Brandon said 06/26/05, 6:00 am (verified)
I know that this counts as a signature, but here goes *Smacks every single one of you upside the head*
#119

Doug Turnbull said 05/23/05, 6:34 am (verified)
I laughed so hard the first Enterprise episode with T'pol's 3 minute lotion-rubbing scene. It really proved to me how commited Enterprise was to the Trek ideal... I'm hoping some temporal anomoly can shift the planet into a dimension where Enterprise never happened. Also hopeful that there is *GOOD* trek content in the future.
#118

Wayne said 05/22/05, 7:31 am (verified)
It all started with the theme song. Watching the pilot, hearing that terrible, terrible adult contemporary crooner, that cheesy melody, I knew we were in trouble from the very beginning. I remember Rick Berman vehemently defending the theme and I distinctly remember losing what little respect I had for his artistic taste that day as well. (sigh) You know, I actually liked Voyager. Even those crappy Fair Haven episodes ...
#117

brothersoul said 05/06/05, 9:42 pm (verified)
The Enterprise was a brief example of Starfleet addicted to crack. Now we know crackheads could exist in the future. Especially a Vulcan on crack. Too me, crackheads in space (Enterprise) isn't Star Trek.
#116

Clinton said 04/25/05, 7:51 am (verified)
bring back the ds9 writing staff and tell berman to get lost. lets see a ds9 movie.
#115

Ittai said 04/24/05, 1:19 am (verified)
Enterprise lost that special spark of hope and adventure that Star Trek used to have. How can ANYONE get attached to these characters, portrayed by below-bad actors. I look at Enterprise's cancellation with a sad smile.
#114

Tim Foster said 04/16/05, 1:52 am (verified)
It's been downhill since DS9, but they really bottomed out with this one. Good riddance, let Trek rest, for a decade or two at least.
#113

adam rovenio said 04/15/05, 6:09 am (verified)
Going... going... gone! Hurrah the worst Trek show ever is axed.
#112

Bruce Mason said 04/13/05, 11:27 pm (verified)
It was a terrible waste of a concept. It did get a little better in the final season. Trek needs to go away and come back with something innovative.
#111

William Haworth said 04/13/05, 9:26 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#110

Kareem Jordan said 04/11/05, 2:01 am (verified)
One of the best petitions ever.
#109

James Martin said 04/08/05, 7:17 pm (verified)
Paramount, give Trek a rest please. The Beebs drove it into the ground. Coto's current alien-dropping is a no more than sad, last minute attempt to tie the show into Kirk's era. The magic of Star Trek isn't gone. It's just the creativity behind its current projects that is gone.
#108

Phil O'Meara said 04/07/05, 9:39 pm (verified)
Worthless show. Thanks for providing an avenue for countering those ridiculous "Trek" United assclowns.
#107

A. Siddiqi said 04/07/05, 9:37 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#106