Legalize crystal meth

Published July 19, 2005

There's no rational reason to why people hate meth. If you hate it, you prolly have been brainwashed by the government controlled massmedia. There's a conspiracy behind that, sometimes I see their black copters and narcs trying to find out...
ANYWAY

1st) Meth is not toxic, compared to alcohol.
Contrary to popular belief it isn't a mix of lye and battery acid (those 2 chemicals cancels each other out anyway, LOLZ). It's just a energized version of cough medication. It's also prescribed to kids as young as 3yrs old for ADD. Would they give lye+acid+crap to OUR CHILDREN!? No! It's just that meth is pure as CRYSTAL, lol.

2nd) Meth is natural for the brain, a supplement.
It's a cousin of adrenalin, just longer lasting and feel better. It's a relief from the condition called "sleep", it makes you productive, fun, etc. It also stimulate your brain cells, making you smarter and able to process more data.
For example I can build a microwave out of recuperated random electronic parts!!!!!

3rd) Tweakers are nice: Don't be disrespectin' us.
I'm not anti-social. Actually I'm very talkative and I can have a long conversation with anyone. I can also explain you how the universe works or how to fix society. Nice huh?
People who give a bad image to meth should not be able to buy this beautiful crystal again.

I'm tired of those pigs following me around. This is harassment. You're against harassment, RIGHT!? Join the Beautiful Crystal Cause. Thank you.

NOTE: I'm not condoning the use of illegal substance, nor do I use them. I just want the good for society: legal OTC meth and govt approved meth kits.

By Krystall Nacht

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