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Created by Hal D on April 12, 2005, 10:23 pm

Rule # 1 : Buy a lottery ticket

The odds are exponentially greater that you might win if you follow rule 1.

Please sign below if this has been helpful or if you have other useful tips.


One lucky signer of this petition might win a lottery.


Happy gamblin' folks!
      


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64 1 Aug 2008 - 15:50    ivanpriest : I support this petition because I won the lotto
63 20 Jul 2008 - 7:33    diva12 : I support this petition.
62 20 Jul 2008 - 7:11    sylvie Maclean : I support this petition. hi
61 8 Jul 2008 - 10:07    sunil rajbhoj : I support this petition.
60 21 Jun 2008 - 13:01    Bruce : its my turn to win, if you expect it happens.
59 19 Jun 2007 - 9:51    luke : Lotto is FUKED! And dont bother buying so called
58 18 Feb 2007 - 11:33    chris :
57 19 Jan 2007 - 21:54    Ghandi : I'aam Ghandi
56 28 Dec 2006 - 20:13    anne : to increase my chances of winning
55 21 Apr 2006 - 5:14    yo mamma : I support your petition............**** NO! ARE U A JEW?
54 21 Apr 2006 - 1:17    chopo : chopo_19@yahoo.com is my email please email me if you are bi or gay yes im a guy and im a ****in mexican a **** if you preps prefer im bi so email me if you are!!!!!!
53 16 Apr 2006 - 9:32    I LIKE SPAMMING YES I DO : Spam is a canned meat product. It is made by the Hormel Foods Corporation in (among other places) Austin, Minnesota (aka Spam Town USA). Although Spam is simply a meat product, it has gained a peculiar infamy despite being a mere grocery store item, and has even entered into folklore and legend. The labeled ingredients in the original variety of Spam are chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, sugar and sodium nitrite. Other varieties of Spam differ; Spam Lite contains pork and chicken, and Spam Oven Roasted Turkey is a halaal food, meaning that it is allowed under Islamic law, and is especially popular in Muslim markets. Contents [hide] * 1 The name of Spam * 2 Spam around the world * 3 Cultural references * 4 External links [edit] The name of Spam Introduced in 1937, the name "Spam" was chosen in the 1930s when the product, whose original name—"Hormel ****ed Ham"—was far less memorable, began to lose market share. The name was chosen from multiple entries in a naming contest. A Hormel official once stated that the original meaning of the name SPAM was "Shoulder of Pork and hAM". According to writer Marguerite Patten in Spam – The Cookbook, the name was suggested by Kenneth Daigneau, brother of the Hormel vice president and an actor. The current official explanation is that the name is a portmanteau of "****ed hAM", and that the originator was given a $100 prize for coming up with the name. Other explanations of the origin of the term include the definitions "****ed Pork And haM" and "SPAre hAM"; there are also some jocular definitions, such as "Synthetically Produced Artificial Meat","Steam Pressed Amalgamated Meat", "Some Parts Are Meat", "Specially Processed American Meat", "Someone's Pigs Are Missing
52 10 Apr 2006 - 15:01    miss L : u no i'll be sure to keep that in mind next time i plan on winning the lottery. and 2 no. 45: honestly u have no sence of humour!! i mean gees this is the sort of thing i'd do. and if u hate ppl hu waste their time making stupid petitions y do u waste ur time signing them???
51 2 Apr 2006 - 0:14    OMG : AMAZING IT WORKED
50 1 Apr 2006 - 11:41    Sarah : Hahahahahaha. Well I'm not totally sure if that's true, i mean, I don't know about you guys, but I've won the lottery plenty of times without buying tickets first. I thank you, kind sir Hal, for your refreshing sense of humor. (commenter #46: how dumb do you think we are? Truly.)
49 31 Mar 2006 - 19:11    Michelle : I support this petition.
48 29 Mar 2006 - 13:06    gaylordforker : I support this petition.
47 14 Mar 2006 - 7:42    o_O : o_O
46 13 Mar 2006 - 6:09    Lord Whack A Mole : I hate all of you so be quiet.
45 2 Mar 2006 - 21:56    Green Mango : If God luvs u he will let yu win!!!!! W00t W00t!! Lottery = 4 losers with a capital L. instead of buying a lottery ticket. buy ur family a cheese burger or ur self. trust me its more satisfying.....yum..yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum..ok im done.
44 1 Mar 2006 - 1:12    RUNESCAPE.COM : Dudes if you play runescape u should go to zechvs@hotmail.com and tell him ur passwrod and name he gave me sweet party hats!!!
43 27 Feb 2006 - 0:24    Die gambaling people : Why an I sineing this at all no one can win with that lame instructions gosh I hate the people who put petitons up for the hek of it do you know people no one really supports this and the only ones who do is the dam gambling people
42 25 Feb 2006 - 10:30    nevermore : hahaha *laughs in face* *points at* *continues laughing* hahahaha! ****ing idiot with nothing to do but create a scam hey? ah geez, people on here make me laugh.
41 25 Feb 2006 - 10:26    ThE_MaTrIx : Step 1: Buy a ticket Step 2:Lose Result:You won!!! You won wisdom! What the **** are the odds????? This ****ing petition is just taking space!!!
40 17 Feb 2006 - 21:55    ELLO SHIT HEAD! : ello u gotta be kidding me i think this is a bunch of B.S! come one ur chances of winning of a lottery is 1 out of a million. k folks specially u meat head. and ya just forget about lottery k just go home and **** ur self.
39 17 Feb 2006 - 5:42    Roz : Choosing the right numbers dramatically increases your chances of winning.
38 18 Jan 2006 - 4:29    Sarah haynes : I support this petition.
37 16 Jan 2006 - 3:51    Don't Wake Me : My brothers is ****en obsessed. It's every day I see him. Every once and a while, it's fine to buy one, but everyday?! Bleh...My mother won once though-small pot, only $50,000...anyways...
36 12 Jan 2006 - 20:26    meeeeeeeeeee : DONT BUY LOTTERY TICKETS!!!!!!!!! i'm now a POOR old man who is broken and cold, i have lost everything because of buying these cursed tickets WAAAAAAAAAAA
35 9 Jan 2006 - 19:00    adfnmbvkcdga : i hate you alll wankers
34 6 Jan 2006 - 2:24    Don Balsley : I support this petition. I won the california lotto two years ago and all it brought me was a bunch of money hungry people who call themselves my "friends" and the greedy IRS. Where were those friends when I was broke and needed their help? To make a long story short I invested most of it and spent the rest. Now I am in the same place I was before I won and those friends aren't around anymore cause there is no more money.
33 31 Dec 2005 - 15:42    BALLER #20 : I support this petition.
32 24 Dec 2005 - 6:03    Josh : thanks for the help lol
31 20 Dec 2005 - 6:36    genie81au : I support this petition.
30 20 Dec 2005 - 6:27    Henezy : Huh.... u no thts y I lft my babies dady cos he tok al my kids mney thy gt frm thea grndma n wastd gamblin but he dd come back wit sumfng he came bak wit $20
29 3 Dec 2005 - 7:18    Meow : How to calculate possible combinations for a lottery, if no numbers will repeat:::: x=number of combinations possible; n= numbers in combination; N=possibilities for each number in combination. ABC= N*(N-1)*(N-2)... up to your n. ABC/n/n-1/...down to one= x. Just keep trying.
28 1 Dec 2005 - 15:21    stupidyank : you americans think that you are extremely cool, with your exessively petrol guzzling cars, and ugly women.gambling is only for the streetwise, and not you yanks
27 23 Oct 2005 - 22:42    natalie : err well i am from england, uk and i love america i am moving there -when i finish uni to live in boston and well its 1 in 2 million to win the lottery good advice tho
26 4 Oct 2005 - 9:42    cghdfs : gay face
25 28 Aug 2005 - 13:04    DUDE : LOTTER=COOL BUT ONLY WEN U WIN.....
24 28 Aug 2005 - 4:00    Heh... : Heh, I'm in Alabama. No lottery in Alabama, and for good reason; to keep gambling addicted idiots off our streets.
23 18 Aug 2005 - 15:36    Lily : ok...ay.. just a bit weird
22 7 Aug 2005 - 8:34    jimmy : o... i def wanta win
21 7 Aug 2005 - 8:32    christina : i wanta win the lottery
20 4 Aug 2005 - 9:02    GO TEH HYPER BUNNEH! : If I win, I win. I wanna win, damn lottery.
19 25 Jul 2005 - 19:53    Boots :
18 18 Jul 2005 - 2:54    That fairy : (Fairy appears randomly whilst you are watch T.V.) And did you know you have triple the chance to win now? Have you played roll over (This is the part of the advert were something rolls over.... Now's the time the uniquorn says something gay like "We really did rollover!") Advert ends. You rip your hair out and say "WHY DO I NEVER WIN?!!" I am too young to play the lottery. I nevre will play. It's a scam.
17 17 Jul 2005 - 7:01    Why do I even look at unclassified.... : Idiot. Just a waste of server space.
16 7 Jul 2005 - 23:01    K.J. : Don't licen to HaL.D he's a freaken mental person.Yo Hal.D u know its me.
15 4 Jul 2005 - 13:21    Sonya : If u ain't right im seeing u at night, bytch
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