Pledge undying support for Emerson and Mugglenet a...


Author: Jonathan Milne
Started: August 1, 2005, 11:37:49 pm
Target: Head of Mugglenet: Emerson and Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

355
Goal:

100
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
Shortly after the release of the sixth book in the Harry Potter series: Half Blood Prince, two people, representing two different websites: Mugglenet and The Leaky Cauldron, were lucky enough to interview the great Joanne Kathleen Rowling herself. During the interview, humourous banter was exchanged, particularly on the subject of shippers. Unfortunately, a misinterpretation of the word "delusional" used during the interview led to a petition and an angry web page being created by Otter Snow, or Snowy if you prefer. Otter Snow is a Harry/Hermione shipper who was furious that this ship did not sail in HBP. Her fury can be seen here:

http://www.geocities.com/otter_snow/ULTIMATE_BETRAYAL

and of course here:

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/ultimate_betrayal

But Otter Snow is not the only hostile Harry/Hermione shipper (or "Harmony" shippers if you prefer). There is of course Pumpkinhead, and his site:

http://harryandhermione4ever.blogspot.com

Pumpkinhead's resentment of Miss Rowling even stretches to calling her JRK. He, like Otter Snow, is incapable of using decent facts to support his evidence. Instead, he focuses on the so-called "travesty" that "one of the greatest love stories has not been told".

What both Otter Snow and Pumpkinhead fail to realise is that the Harry Potter series is not, and never will be, centred on the romance. So much more important things happened in HBP, such as the death of an extremely important character, and the issue of whether Severus Snape is truly evil. So to vent anger and abuse at Miss Rowling simply because two characters did not end up together is utterly pathetic.

Anyway, what with abuse raining in on Miss Rowling and Emerson, we now feel that the time is right to show undying support and loyalty for Mugglenet, a site fronted by Emerson, who actually manages to be extremely funny. And of course the time is right also to pledge support for Miss Rowling in her writing of the books, and of course, support for Book 7.

Therefore, we the undersigned pledge full loyalty to Emerson and to Miss Rowling.

Thank you.

Acne Life Insurance Death Insurance Bextra Asbestos Car Insurance Dental Plans 0 Private Jets Debt Consolidation credit Cards Rewards Cards Equity Loans Equity Line credit Loans Mortgages Pay Day Loans Cash Advance 0 Bankruptcy Reduce Debt Refinance Jet Charter Vioxx Wrongful death Legal Advice Taxes Investing Bonds 0 Online Trading IRA Rollover Refinance Quotes Adult Education Distance Learning Alcohol Treatment Rehab Drug Rehab Spyware Cell Phone Plans 0 Calling Cards VOIP Weight Loss Canadian Pharmacy Depression Spam Filter Lasik Facelift Teeth Whitening Annuity 0 Anti Virus Protection Adult Diaper Free credit Report credit Score Satellite Anti Spam Software Dedicated Hosting Domain Name Need Money Bachelor Degree 0 Master Degree Doctorate Degree Work at Home Quick Book Extra Money Eloan Malpractice Lawyer Lenox China Cancer Payperclick 0 Personal Injury Attorney Lexington Law Video Conferencing Transfer Money Windstar Cruise Casinos Online Term Life Online Banking Borrow Money Low Interest credit Cards 0 Personal Domain Name Cellular Phone Rental Internet Broker Trans Union Cheap Hosting University Degrees Online Online Marketing Consolidate Helpdesk Software Web Host 0 Homeowner's Insurance Yellow Page Advertising Travel Insurance Register Domain credit Counseling Email Hosting Business credit Consumer credit Blue Cross Laptop Computer
Sign this Petition!    Spread the Word!



Discussion Forum
View all Topics Start a New Topic
There are no discussion topics, would you like to post one?

Signatures
Virgina Potter said 02/17/08, 6:41 am (verified)
HOW DARE THOSE LOONY HARRY/HERMIONE SHIPPERS DO THATME AND HARRY ARE TOGETHER FOREVER WHAT IDIOTS!
#355

Sorcia said 01/10/08, 12:13 pm (verified)
*Sigh* They could have atleast tried to have accept it graciously and maintain a some self-respect.
#354

Ella said 10/09/07, 11:07 pm (verified)
Well done guys. keep it up.
#353

Christina said 08/05/07, 11:52 am (verified)
Some Harmonys are crazy. It's JK's books, and she's writing them brilliantly. H/R forever. JKR forever. Mugglenet and Emerson forever!
#352

Victoria Elaine said 07/12/07, 12:17 am (verified)
i must say...i'd like to avada kedavra the arses of pumpkinhead and ottersnow or whatever.HBP is sooooo much more than romance.thats only a quarter of the books.less than that, even.JKR is the best author i've ever known and they have no right to talk like that. Theyre obviously not true fans of the book.
#351

Victoria Petucco said 07/08/07, 5:44 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#350

she who must not be named said 06/24/07, 6:47 pm (verified)
I must say, Otter Snow is being very unintelligent.
#349

Quynh said 06/09/07, 12:58 am (verified)
YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#348

darksideofthemoon said 05/28/07, 5:02 am (verified)
Otter Snow's petition is an utter disgrace to the fandom.There should be some kind of restriction on the amount of idiocy that one can spout off to people before it is considered a civil crime. Am off to make abusive comments on the ultimate betrayal petition. If you would like a further idea of my stance on this issue, please read the 10th comment on pumpkinhead's last post. what a loser.
#347

jo rowling said 05/15/07, 2:48 pm (verified)
Hello i am the real Jo Rowling and im very angry with you freaks first of all i agree with Emerson now, Harry and Hermione shippers are very delusional, this is a spoiler but it is going to be harry/ginny ron/hermione double wedding, im sorry but why can't you accept that i had never ever planned for Harry/Hermione to get together.ThankyouGoodbye xxx
#346

Anna said 03/17/07, 7:57 am (verified)
PSSH! Ava. i love ron/hermione. its harry/ginny that i cant stand.
#345

Anna said 03/17/07, 7:41 am (verified)
NOOOO!!!! Harry/Luna forever!!! but i like Ron/Hermione too, their hot. lol. But nooooo ginny should be with neville. i think he deserves love tooo!!!
#344

The Entire HP Fandom said 01/21/07, 6:31 pm (verified)
Dear the World, STAMP OUT THE OTTER! Signed, The Entire HP Fandom
#343

Bridgette said 01/18/07, 11:24 pm (verified)
im signing every ban otter snow petition and im signing hers and giving her a peice of my mind(ok its a tiny bit larger than a piece lol) and I suggest every one else does the same PROUD harry potter fanatic PROUDER mugglenet member PROUDEST laura mallory/otter snow H8ER Luv Potter Luv Hogwarts Luv Gryffindor PeAcE
#342

Emily said 12/24/06, 1:44 am (verified)
I'm embarrassed to call you my friend. You're nuts.
#341

alexis:] said 12/24/06, 1:40 am (verified)
by the way the person who signed signature 472 is one of my best friends:] anyways EMERSON RULES&& one day he will take over the world; and otter snow will be forced to feed us all GRAPES :D wooooohooooo sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign and sign some MORE!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! emerson and harry potter RULE times 3902687126754326874589743 5687687435687402367521126 7543268743897438906475890 6758907645689743587324328 7543268768743589765389764 5897658796458907675890645 9475322589435876458976475 8906549076435843564590763 5489647586475064580765 times INFINITYY!! hahaaa
#340

His Dark Materials Fan said 12/24/06, 1:31 am (verified)
I love Lyra
#339

Emily said 12/24/06, 1:28 am (verified)
I hereby pledge loyalty to JK Rowling, Emerson, Harry Potter, and Dumbledore.
#338

margeybee said 12/09/06, 12:55 am (verified)
omg i love emerson! go jkr! go mugglenet! go everything harry potter!
#337

Adamek Dóra said 11/29/06, 1:03 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#336