Signatures #1 through #100 for the makeRAZORLIGHThistory.org petition
lu said 07/23/05, 11:06 am (verified)
razorlight are ace, so stop being a bunch of cunts and get a life
#100

Paulo said 07/23/05, 5:02 am (verified)
Every other band said they would donate. Wether he has now or not is not the point. The only reason they would have given their money is because they gave into pressure, which is even less respectable. If anyone saw live aid, they will reaslise that all borrells intentions were for his band. As if he gives a shit about Africa. Private school ignoramous with no snese of the real world. He doesnt even need money, why take money from Africa.
#99

birdy said 07/23/05, 2:16 am (verified)
borrell loves himself, y? who knows he must be shoving so much heroin into him scrawny little arm that he actually sees sumthing special when he looks in the mirror
#98

Matt (again) said 07/23/05, 1:46 am (verified)
Here is the peice of information that this petition is based on, the fact johnny wouldnt donate money, if you wernt all a bunch of dislexic cunts you would realise that they said they WOULD dontate money. Contacting NME.COM, frontman Johnny Borrell, who is in Edinburgh today (July 6), hit back insisted if he could give any money he would. "Razorlight have been involved in Make Poverty History for the past six months,” explained the singer. “Make Poverty History is an awareness campaign, however if the band earn any money from increased sales we will donate it to charity."
#97

Matt said 07/23/05, 1:38 am (verified)
Wow, i didnt realise i could find 97 equally jealous people in one place, but i have. Whats with the Razorlight hatred. This band is one of the best bands in years. I cant actually beleive people dedicate so much of their times to hating razorlight, u must leave a dull geeky exsistance. This hatred is all based upon a misquote by nme, and surely if your pathetic enough to listen to what nme tell you to, u need ure head fixed. The only reason the music sounds shit to you lot is because you have your heads rammed so far up your arses everything songs shit. So remove those jealous stuck up heads from your over-stretched rectums and get a fuckin life!
#96

paul doyle said 07/22/05, 9:02 pm (verified)
has queen gone???
#95

Louise said 07/22/05, 8:55 pm (verified)
Razorlight are the bane of my life. Johnny Borrell needs a good wash and serious orthadontic work. The sooner they are removed from this planet the better. My poor little brothers not recovered from the site of that heathen Borrell with his top off at live 8..........
#94

runoverhedgehog said 07/22/05, 8:50 pm (verified)
And they were'nt very good at queen....
#93

krang said 07/22/05, 8:44 pm (verified)
what a bunch of cunts
#92

Becky said 07/22/05, 8:32 pm (verified)
instead of buying his record, we could all put a tenner in and tell him to piss off with it. Just a thuoght...
#91

Jon said 07/22/05, 8:23 pm (verified)
:D Well the way I saw it was if I brought their album then Borrell would have enough money for face reconstruction, but sadly he will not forever look like a mule/human hybrid
#90

Herb said 07/22/05, 7:13 pm (verified)
Their not nice, and their music stinks!
#89

Jamie said 07/22/05, 7:10 pm (verified)
That's not nice. Not nice at all.
#88

Tiggy said 07/22/05, 6:04 pm (verified)
Glad other people hate them too. Pretentious comes to mind whenever i see them.
#87

kinobick said 07/22/05, 5:58 pm (verified)
"I just can't help myself, i really, really, wish I could but I can't" because Razorlight would not donate any proceeds to Africa.
#86

monsta said 07/22/05, 5:53 pm (verified)
Never understood why everyone liked their shitty shitty shitty music. Don't worry, they'll die just as soon as this indie renewal phenomenomenomenom does. Thank fuck.
#85

Jon said 07/22/05, 5:41 pm (verified)
No love loss here, pisses me off when they on telly.
#84

moodiejg said 07/22/05, 5:33 pm (verified)
did i mention that i will be staying at home all night practising incase at some point in the future Borrell lets me suck his child like penis
#83

Cadence said 07/22/05, 5:12 pm (verified)
They literally suck balls..learn more than 4 chords u arrogant c's!
#82

It's me, obviously. said 07/22/05, 5:00 pm (verified)
What a bunch of two-faced, self-important, jumped up, morally deficient bunch of cocks.
#81

aaaaagh said 07/22/05, 4:50 pm (verified)
You fucking cock Borrell.
#80

Magic_number said 07/22/05, 3:05 pm (verified)
Nice to see that theyr animal killers aswell. Just what is that ugly one wearing
#79

moodiejg said 07/22/05, 2:58 pm (verified)
Hi everyoe. I blow goats!
#78

J Borrell said 07/22/05, 2:49 pm (verified)
Someone stop me please. I tried to suck my own penis last nite. I tried to resist, but im just soooo sexy
#77

Roger_from Athlete forum said 07/22/05, 2:46 pm (verified)
Some people are pulling very major strings for Razorlight. The amount of exposure they have is ridiculous
#76

Nat said 07/22/05, 2:39 pm (verified)
Razorlight and especially Johnny are complete dickheads. Who are greedy publicity whores. their fans should be made history too!!!!! oh moodiejg piss off and go back to sucking Johnny's cock
#75

Ginger said 07/22/05, 2:32 pm (verified)
bad music+total wankers=Razorlight. No more, ever!
#74

Andy Wos said 07/22/05, 2:04 pm (verified)
razorlight are one of the most truly awful overhyped band ever, id rather put a turd in my cd player, utter gobshites!
#73

Ramz said 07/22/05, 1:29 pm (verified)
I've always said Borrel was a twat, the live8 debarcle sealed it.
#72

Pete said 07/22/05, 12:38 pm (verified)
wooo hooo, its moodiejg again. The only difference between Razorlight and the noise nex door is Noise next door probably wore braces between the ages of 12 and 15
#71

SuicideGirl said 07/22/05, 12:11 pm (verified)
Razorlight suck grandpa cock.
#70

moodiejg said 07/22/05, 12:00 pm (verified)
how sad are you guys? i bet you all listen to the noise next door.
#69

John_bham said 07/22/05, 11:47 am (verified)
that maybe a bit harsh and send the wrong message out. I suggest the sit down protest...
#68

Lisa Mchnicol said 07/22/05, 11:46 am (verified)
Razorlight can fuck off and so can any of their fans. I may be a girl but ill happily punch anyone in teh fae who likes them
#67

Pete said 07/22/05, 9:49 am (verified)
Razorlight are that bad I wouldn't even download there music for free!!
#66

Razorlight - Razorshite more like said 07/22/05, 9:45 am (verified)
Me and my friends have a saying for when something is really bad, we call it razorlight....
#65

simon said 07/22/05, 5:07 am (verified)
I was catching teh sparks that flew from your heels. . . . eugh. . you've written Golden Touch, it will only get worse now WILL YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF!
#64

ur wankers said 07/22/05, 4:56 am (verified)
u is a pile of fukin nob sukin cunts razorlight rule u is just jealous. screw u.
#63

birdo said 07/22/05, 3:52 am (verified)
to thepoor dilutional sod who wrote this - quote: "your all pricks...Razorlight rule!" what a great argument! Johny bogroll is god after all kids!
#62

Pete said 07/22/05, 2:17 am (verified)
I just bummed moodiejg, pretty shit really
#61

Lee said 07/22/05, 2:16 am (verified)
Just been on the Dogs forum, they are utter utter pricks. I would start an anti DOGS forum but theyr so shit no one will have heard of em
#60

Lee said 07/22/05, 2:16 am (verified)
Just been on the Dogs forum, they are utter utter pricks. I would start an anti DOGS forum but theyr so shit no one will have heard of em
#59

Lee said 07/22/05, 2:16 am (verified)
Just been on the Dogs forum, they are utter utter pricks. I would start an anti DOGS forum but theyr so shit no one will have heard of em
#58

pete said 07/22/05, 2:08 am (verified)
noodiejg sells drugs to lil kiddies. cute lil respectable kiddies.
#57

moodiejg said 07/22/05, 12:28 am (verified)
your all pricks...Razorlight rule!
#56

Kuniva21 said 07/21/05, 10:20 pm (verified)
NWA! NWA! NWA!
#55

Marc said 07/21/05, 10:06 pm (verified)
Yes. They are the worst band. EVER.
#54

Aman said 07/21/05, 9:28 pm (verified)
Johnny Borrell indicently abused me as a child. *sob* He is a monster.
#53

Wallace said 07/21/05, 9:19 pm (verified)
They're a bit shit, innit?
#52

Liam said 07/21/05, 8:52 pm (verified)
Yeah, why not. Lets ban the talentless shills.
#51

archie said 07/21/05, 6:52 pm (verified)
sorry, forgot 2 sign
#50

Delmar Brown said 07/21/05, 6:12 pm (verified)
Why are people who like razorlight signing a petition to make them history? the fans are as big a bunch of twats as the band
#49

Loopy Lou said 07/21/05, 6:07 pm (verified)
Razerlight are the greatest band ever. you lot are all sad. have you got nothing better to do?
#48

Deadly dave said 07/21/05, 6:03 pm (verified)
Kudos to the anti razorlight site!!
#47

Middle Class man` said 07/21/05, 5:57 pm (verified)
Leave Jonny alone u fuckin peasents!!! more money for the upper classes!!!
#46

paddington said 07/21/05, 5:39 pm (verified)
johnny borrel is a twat
#45

Razor Shi'ite said 07/21/05, 5:37 pm (verified)
My says it all. whats a steaming heap of dung they are.
#44

San Gurr said 07/21/05, 5:26 pm (verified)
That jonathAan guys a goofy bastard.
#43

Shania said 07/21/05, 4:49 pm (verified)
Help the starving upper classes!!!
#42

Matt said 07/21/05, 4:02 pm (verified)
Commendable sentiments indeed.
#41

Tim O'Shea said 07/21/05, 2:33 pm (verified)
Razerlight!You bunch of bollix. Frigg the lot o yis
#40

Herman Hriedarsson said 07/21/05, 2:32 pm (verified)
Iceland is behind me on this. Razerlight are an embarrassment to your nation
#39

Beevo Latte said 07/21/05, 2:30 pm (verified)
Johnny and crew can all suck a fat baby's balls
#38

Sam B said 07/21/05, 2:14 pm (verified)
I'm johnny borrell and uh-huh i look like Goofy!
#37

Joel Crisp said 07/21/05, 2:13 pm (verified)
OMG RAZORLIGHT ARE SUPABUFF ALMOST AS BUFF AS DOMINIC FROM THE OVERS!
#36

R.Ipkiss_milton keynes said 07/21/05, 2:07 pm (verified)
wouldnt hav bought one anyway but fair play.
#35

Lucy-Shropshire said 07/21/05, 1:54 pm (verified)
Shropshire is behind you!!!!
#34

Richard Weston said 07/21/05, 1:47 pm (verified)
Make Razorlight History.
#33

shivek awale said 07/21/05, 1:44 pm (verified)
guys a nob. his clothes are a joke and he cant sing. nuff sed
#32

Pru Milss said 07/21/05, 1:41 pm (verified)
CUNT!!! CUNT! CUNT CUNT!!!!! I love saying it,
#31

harvey said 07/21/05, 11:24 am (verified)
complete twat!
#30

craig brindley said 07/21/05, 10:46 am (verified)
he really is a bloody cunt bubble of hate
#29

elvis said 07/21/05, 10:45 am (verified)
i love this site. Ive had enough of rich boy, libertine off shoot bands.
#28

Aiden said 07/21/05, 1:39 am (verified)
I am so happy to see that others feel the same degree of hate towards this empty pointless waste of skin, he should do the world a favour and go and die of shame.
#27

hollabackgirl said 07/21/05, 1:10 am (verified)
I saw them at Glasto. Pretentious cock!
#26

maninblack said 07/21/05, 1:05 am (verified)
Dylan Vs. Borrell. Was there ever a contest?
#25

Kieran said 07/21/05, 12:31 am (verified)
Im with you
#24

Serena said 07/20/05, 10:33 pm (verified)
Ill register my name to this. It was a total shambles.
#23

Dom said 07/20/05, 10:32 pm (verified)
Seemed to me that the band just used the opportunity to give their shitty band exposure. You cant tell me they give 2 shits about Africa
#22

Stu said 07/20/05, 9:06 pm (verified)
Did you personally check to make sure everyone that performed at Live 8 donated their profits? As an African I don't think we need handouts, the show was about awareness and the band did their bit. Nuff said.
#21

Rich said 07/20/05, 5:24 pm (verified)
Can someone do one for Keane aswell!!!
#20

Johnnysrotten_staff said 07/20/05, 4:35 pm (verified)
I dont feel we need to add any further comments!
#19

Sanrda morrell said 07/20/05, 4:33 pm (verified)
Fair enough. Dont see why we should give them money if they cant give back x
#18

Chufty said 07/20/05, 11:59 am (verified)
Make Razorlight history. More funds for dogging!!!!
#17

Mark said 07/20/05, 11:47 am (verified)
i cant believe a million people have already bought the album! Lets make them history too
#16

Stu said 07/20/05, 11:45 am (verified)
If everyone who signs this petition agrees and sends a pound in, I'll arrange the hitman to make razorlight history
#15

Chewbags said 07/20/05, 11:34 am (verified)
Razor who?!? fuck em.
#14

Tim said 07/20/05, 10:44 am (verified)
"We want your F*cking money" C#nts
#13

Jane_oxford said 07/20/05, 10:18 am (verified)
1 million albums and they still need money. If thats how they feel then forget them
#12

Richard Ellis said 07/20/05, 10:09 am (verified)
No more thank you very much. EMO_GUY, im in the forums if anyone fancise a rumble!
#11

Lee said 07/20/05, 10:04 am (verified)
Birmingham crew supports the peition.
#10

Jojo said 07/20/05, 9:57 am (verified)
Screw 'em. Bunch of tightarse wannabees. Since when do you have to try so hard to be rock and roll?
#9

Elliot Bright said 07/20/05, 9:55 am (verified)
Im 8th on and its 8 55. I urge everyone to sign this
#8

Kirsty Owale said 07/20/05, 9:45 am (verified)
8 45am
#7

Harry_Leicester said 07/20/05, 1:41 am (verified)
7am, and im 6th on the petition wooooo hooooo!!!!
#6

Rob said 07/20/05, 12:56 am (verified)
I was told this was going up at midnight. I have waited til like 1am but its all worth it. I hereby decree that i will never EVER purchase a Razorlight album, single, badge, whatever. And anytime they come on in a club ill leave the dancefloor. And thats not being dramatic, im not having them look down on people any longer , Coldplay, U2, bands you can be proud of, even if you dont like their music, they are of the people and for the people.
#5

Emma_tyneside said 07/20/05, 12:53 am (verified)
I didnt used to mind them. They did annoy me on live 8 though. I will personally burn their album later. As if they need the money. There are people dying for crying out loud x
#4

Paul Clinton said 07/20/05, 12:38 am (verified)
Im getting in on this from the ground. Seflish, greedy, wankers.
#3

Pete said 07/20/05, 12:22 am (verified)
Seconded
#2

Johnnys_rotten_crew said 07/20/05, 12:17 am (verified)
i dont think we have anything further to add to this argument.
#1