Signatures #100 through #200 for the makeRAZORLIGHThistory.org petition
Colin said 07/27/05, 6:44 pm (verified)
Ill amputate my ears if that helps. But then im going to have to look at them AAAARRGGH
#200

Simon said 07/27/05, 6:01 pm (verified)
I hatethem anyway so I hate them even more now!!!
#199

Stevie said 07/27/05, 5:21 pm (verified)
In a concerted effort to stop myself from hearing Razorlight again I took to the somewhat extreme measure of self amputation and severed my ears off. OK, it hust like hell but the pain was soon quelled by the knowledge that i never have to taint my musical palate with their self important ramblings and sub-standard pop songs. In short, I am now a happier man.
#198

Hardeep said 07/27/05, 4:16 pm (verified)
So Long Razorlight
#197

Colin said 07/27/05, 1:15 pm (verified)
even if they had given all their money to charity, they should still be eradicated.
#196

damien said 07/27/05, 1:00 pm (verified)
right on. smash them and all like them.
#195

Ian said 07/27/05, 12:30 pm (verified)
im 199!!!! comeon lads, whos going to be 200!!
#194

Indiegrrrrl said 07/27/05, 12:23 pm (verified)
havent signed yet. Im sure everyone knows how i feel about them so if anyone wants to chat ill be in the forums............!!!
#193

AJ_Wolves said 07/27/05, 11:55 am (verified)
nah, they do need shooting to be fair. Swedes are ok, they should stick up for themselves more though. lol at the OC, are u 10 or something
#192

Mrs Seth Cohen said 07/27/05, 11:48 am (verified)
Razorlight DO NOT suck.They are a good band and provide comedy. Yes o.k johnny borrell may need the pole pulled outta his ass but he is a good musician and the band are good. P.S- SWEDES RULE!(Not the vegtables) and the O.C rocks tooo!!
#191

Carletta Moletta said 07/27/05, 11:45 am (verified)
You suck. This is crap. All you people who have a problem with razorlight... go screw Flanders. You're all gay. If you don't like them, don't listen to them you melons.
#190

Pete turner said 07/27/05, 11:34 am (verified)
I think this petition is a good thing. We dont need jumped up idiots trying to be rockstars telling us how interesting they are. They arent interesting, if they were they wouldnt crave attention the way they obviously do Get rid of Razorlight NOW!
#189

mrs wilson said 07/27/05, 12:39 am (verified)
Christian - where are you? Ps. JB sucks ass
#188

annieno2 said 07/27/05, 12:35 am (verified)
me and my shadow puppet anton drexler think razorlight are bad
#187

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnie said 07/27/05, 12:27 am (verified)
i am just offended by most of what they say
#186

Lisa shropshire said 07/26/05, 11:29 pm (verified)
i hate them and will never buy their record
#185

Paul Doyle said 07/26/05, 10:47 pm (verified)
none
#184

Neil Suffolk said 07/26/05, 9:49 pm (verified)
Johnny fondled my dad during wolrd war 2. Hang the bastard
#183

Admiral Serg said 07/26/05, 7:12 pm (verified)
Johnny Borrell is a Nazi sympathiser who funded Hitler's rise to power.
#182

gary said 07/26/05, 6:39 pm (verified)
Brill!!!! Only toffs say the word Brill!!!!! FUUUUCK OFF!!!!
#181

johhnyy said 07/26/05, 5:12 pm (verified)
johhny is a brill name and razorlight are brill
#180

UncleTheOne said 07/26/05, 2:59 pm (verified)
Crush the fools.
#179

kinky said 07/26/05, 2:40 pm (verified)
Grow the fuck up, you're probably a bitter musician, twat!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahaha hahah
#178

Liz said 07/26/05, 2:37 pm (verified)
They love themselves
#177

chris said 07/26/05, 2:19 pm (verified)
their maw
#176

Abigail said 07/26/05, 2:08 pm (verified)
i dont know why people are even having this conversation. They are crap, simple as, end of and thats it as far as im concerned!
#175

Jay Green said 07/26/05, 1:39 pm (verified)
I dont blame them for keeping the money
#174

Suck my balls said 07/26/05, 11:55 am (verified)
i like em
#173

Kristina said 07/26/05, 11:28 am (verified)
I'll bring the pitchforks
#172

Euan Lynch said 07/26/05, 1:46 am (verified)
Talentless wankers.
#171

Piers said 07/26/05, 1:44 am (verified)
ugly fuckers
#170

belinda fountain said 07/26/05, 1:39 am (verified)
Arsehole!
#169

shes_electric said 07/26/05, 1:38 am (verified)
"if dylan's making the chips, johnny's picking the potatoes" ('Borrowed' from Digsy)
#168

Drake said 07/26/05, 1:26 am (verified)
Fuck all people called Johnny. They should be banned too. How about a good old fashioned witch hunt!!!
#167

jo said 07/26/05, 1:01 am (verified)
yeah they suck so badly, i know also a BAND that have a singer called johnny with a massive johnny borrell head and it aint cool man
#166

nik said 07/26/05, 12:54 am (verified)
always have hated them. i know a guy called johnny who looks like johnny too. who is also an egoistical twat in a band. nuff said really.
#165

Im with Sophie said 07/26/05, 12:33 am (verified)
lol, his face. Thers a fine line between genius and twat. Not with Borrell though, hes all twat.
#164

Jack O'Sullivan said 07/26/05, 12:18 am (verified)
The man is a self-important tit
#163

sophie said 07/25/05, 7:32 pm (verified)
i just didnt like his fake american accent at Live8. Or his face.
#162

Emmy said 07/25/05, 6:10 pm (verified)
Edward speaks the truth!!!! best comment yet!
#161

Edward from "The Lost Weekends" said 07/25/05, 5:58 pm (verified)
First time I experience Borrels pigfaced yokel visage it was staring out from some broadsheet arts section next to a quote claiming he was better than Dylan. I find that beyond just deplorable, when your as shit as Jonny boy it should ultimately lead to the fucking electric chair in my book. He's since annoyed me further at LIVE8, on the radio and other TV shows - then I learnt he was mates with that other insufferable gobshite Noel Gallagher - this hardly helped my already blackend opinion of the egotistical fuck-face. He is quite simply a sickening waste of flesh whos attempts at songs would make any but the most vaccous fuckwit grind their teeth with fucking rage. Remove him from the human race please!
#160

will said 07/25/05, 5:02 pm (verified)
when will people be tired of using the arguement that if an artist sells 'over a million' then they can't be bad. How about keane? how about James *unt? people are stupid its a proven fact. But back to the point Razorlight are rubbish
#159

ruby tuesday said 07/25/05, 4:49 pm (verified)
oh we do beg your pardon, earl of twatsville. but really, incoherent little white trash boys (that covers both you and borrell) dont hold much stead with the real world
#158

brady said 07/25/05, 4:01 pm (verified)
if you dont like a band you dont listen to there music.you dont need to make a website bout them anyway razorligth are brilliant and i hope this website wasted loads of your time just for people to laught it.and if they were crap they wouldent of sold over a million.would they??? now be quite
#157

bj said 07/25/05, 3:52 pm (verified)
corr, what a load of rubbish. get rid of r*zorlight bye.
#156

ruby said 07/25/05, 1:38 pm (verified)
they are empty minded fucks
#155

vic said 07/25/05, 12:29 pm (verified)
razorlight are great, you guys need to get a life
#154

Seb_highgate said 07/25/05, 3:21 am (verified)
He went to my school!!!! by all accounts, hes a cock!!!!
#153

nasty g said 07/25/05, 12:11 am (verified)
what a c*nt.
#152

Ross Lower said 07/24/05, 11:11 pm (verified)
What a wanker
#151

Henry_the_great said 07/24/05, 10:58 pm (verified)
see now it just looks wierd cos that was 154 155 woooooo hoooo! done
#150

Henry_the_great said 07/24/05, 10:57 pm (verified)
fine then! 152 wooo hoooo lol
#149

Kerry said 07/24/05, 10:56 pm (verified)
LOL NO U AINT!!! YOU WERE TOO SLOW!!!
#148

Henry_the _great said 07/24/05, 10:55 pm (verified)
number 151 wooooooooooo hoooooooo!!!!
#147

Kerry said 07/24/05, 10:55 pm (verified)
151
#146

Illona_R said 07/24/05, 10:16 pm (verified)
number 150!!! woo hoooo
#145

jenxy jnr. said 07/24/05, 7:11 pm (verified)
omg i CANNOT STAND these RETARDS! he thinks hes mick jagger ffs!! EUGH .. haha :p
#144

Geoff Barrow said 07/24/05, 6:53 pm (verified)
this site is totally fuking brilliant. how do we pay to have them killed?
#143

princess albino said 07/24/05, 6:29 pm (verified)
razorshite, i'd let you suck ma baws if i didn't think you'd disease me. pricks.
#142

... said 07/24/05, 6:15 pm (verified)
listen to ash instead
#141

Jethro said 07/24/05, 5:59 pm (verified)
everything has been said. Make razorlight history now!!!
#140

Mushy said 07/24/05, 5:32 pm (verified)
What are they wearing? pricks
#139

Rhona_ dee said 07/24/05, 5:15 pm (verified)
Dont like them. No loss to anyone
#138

James said 07/24/05, 4:20 pm (verified)
Me again. I think you should so something. Its all very well having a petition, but you need something to go with it. There are thousands of people whov been on the site. I would like to see something change in the music industry , bands like the coral, athlete, im not saying these bands are brilliant but they dont get the press that Razorshite get. All because they havent got the same wheels behind them. Fuck Razorlight, support the bands that need it and deserve it.
#137

Ali said 07/24/05, 4:10 pm (verified)
This site should do something with its popularity. Take on Razorlight and fuck em up, Im behind you
#136

K said 07/24/05, 4:04 pm (verified)
Make Razorlight history
#135

David Hughes said 07/24/05, 4:01 pm (verified)
Top site.
#134

Lucie_USA said 07/24/05, 3:58 pm (verified)
Why dont you guys get some decent bands and stop copying us, badly. Some of your bands are ok, iv heard 1 song by this band, and it was awful. They couldnt even finish their tour here as no one went to see them. Sort it out uk! x
#133

Fiona said 07/24/05, 3:56 pm (verified)
They were utter rubbish at queen and i dont know how they came to be supporting them. Someone somewhere is sucking very bitg media cock
#132

Ray said 07/24/05, 3:55 pm (verified)
I think its a good idea. Why should we put up with bullshit. Who put them there and told them they were good. I didnt and i want them and everyone else to know that they are utterly talentless
#131

lele said 07/24/05, 1:33 pm (verified)
ok im sorry but all of this is hysterical! 1 its a band!! if u dnt like them dnt listen to ther music! and 2 its only a band! its not the end of the wolrd as we know it guys!!
#130

Ross said 07/24/05, 12:46 pm (verified)
Obviously Razorlight love any kind of publicity,a s thats the only way they sold any records in the first place. I can assure them thuough, this is not good publicity, whoever is behind this is making them look very stupid indeed
#129

russell said 07/24/05, 12:42 pm (verified)
I think this is purely amazing, my favourite band must be doing something right to get a website like this started :D hahaha... yea im a fan and signed the petition.... but i doubt that even if you got 1000000000 names on this, they would become history. Good luck though anyways!
#128

James said 07/24/05, 12:18 pm (verified)
im not sure who these statements are directed at, as any idiot can see it is a petition and any statement you make is viewd by thousands of people, not just one idiots make Razorlight history they are shit
#127

phoebe said 07/24/05, 12:17 pm (verified)
you're all wankers. this website is genious and johnny borrell is the biggest CUNT EVER. EVER. EVER. EVER. believe it. i hate him so much
#126

Samuel said 07/24/05, 10:53 am (verified)
Razorlight have done more than anyone on this board to help make poverty history! go and get a fucking life and stop making shit websites about something you probably dont give a fuck about! Razorlight awesome.
#125

Exorbitant Whore said 07/24/05, 3:05 am (verified)
Bunch of twats, Mariah Carey should have taken a razor to lighten their sacks, arf arf arf, she roxors my world.
#124

J said 07/23/05, 10:38 pm (verified)
WHY IS IT THERE ARE ALWAYS THOSE WHO ARE JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO JEALOUS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S SUCCESS? AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU DON'T GIVE A TOSS ABOUT AFRICA! CAUSE LETS FACE IT - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HELP?
#123

Ben Marshall said 07/23/05, 10:00 pm (verified)
Not only are they the worst live band I have ever seen, but The Borrell is one of the most ugly men I have ever had the misfortune to encounter. Fuck Make Poverty history, it will only perpetuate the corruption and violence in the 3rd world. All these bleeding heart liberal-esque cunts, should do something useful for once, and should be melted down. the o0nly way we can break this vicious circle in Africa is to stop selling munitions to corrupt governments. You know it makes sense
#122

Becki said 07/23/05, 9:38 pm (verified)
lol. I love the way Razorlgith fans make their little points. They are still signing the petition. I hope u all know its legally binding!
#121

Fathathelete said 07/23/05, 9:37 pm (verified)
Kirstin sucks off gerbils. Does that trivialise it enough for you. Razorshite= cunts
#120

Adam said 07/23/05, 9:36 pm (verified)
look at the guys f8ckin fur coat. Pretentious wankers. Ive signed this to say i will never purchase any of their drivel
#119

Weed_head said 07/23/05, 9:34 pm (verified)
your an idiot! Why should we sit around while a bunch of toffs take money off the poor. At least theyv got the balls to do something about it. What have Razorlight done that wasnt for their own publicity. Nothing!!!
#118

Paul said 07/23/05, 8:14 pm (verified)
This is hilarious. You think Razorlight are the only band in it for the money, don't you?
#117

Kirstin said 07/23/05, 8:11 pm (verified)
Personally I think this so called petition makes light of a very important cause. Using the web address simlar to the make poverty history campaign is a cheap trick. Razorlight do infact support the campaign and have said they would donate any profits made. Therfore I feel the point you are trying to make is null and void. Perhaps if you had carried out more research before putting this on the web for all to see you wouldn't look like such a fool. Please do not trivialise such an important campaign with this childish nonsense.
#116

ee12csvt said 07/23/05, 5:27 pm (verified)
RazorSHITE!
#115

bob ignorant said 07/23/05, 4:20 pm (verified)
razorlight suck almost as bad as the kaiser cheifs
#114

Greg_northampton said 07/23/05, 4:10 pm (verified)
funniest site ever!!! FACT!!!
#113

Jamie said 07/23/05, 3:51 pm (verified)
on the contrary. They are rubbish.
#112

steph said 07/23/05, 3:15 pm (verified)
you are really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sad they are not "rubbish" far from it. razorlight is all 1 word
#111

spunky mcpunk said 07/23/05, 3:07 pm (verified)
razor light are really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really rubbish
#110

Borrell_fan said 07/23/05, 2:41 pm (verified)
The others are utter utter crap. No one even knows who they are. Theyd love to be razorlight. They should all get on their knees and suck Johnnys huge rockstar cock
#109

Bill hicks said 07/23/05, 2:29 pm (verified)
Others are the band that Razorlight will never be. Razorlight can sell as many records to 13 yr olds as they want. they have nothing to say, and no one cares! take it to the bridge people, lets get this petition to at least 1000
#108

johnny razorlight said 07/23/05, 2:18 pm (verified)
do you think we care you sad fuckers iam the 1 with the money !
#107

pete toss said 07/23/05, 2:17 pm (verified)
hi johhny the others say hi
#106

Chris_baines said 07/23/05, 1:12 pm (verified)
what exactly is that matt on about. The only reason Razorlight have anything to do with that campaign is to look cool. When it came down to the line, they chose money over giving it back. They are very selfish people and i wont be purchasing any of their records
#105

Pete Doherty said 07/23/05, 1:04 pm (verified)
mumble mumble smack mumble I was never all that good *sobs*
#104

Jonny_is_a_tranny said 07/23/05, 12:45 pm (verified)
i just want to thank all the Razorlight fans for signing the petition Cheers guys!!!
#103

Matt. said 07/23/05, 12:11 pm (verified)
Razorlight Disagree with making poverty history so much, they stopped in the middle of their set at glastonbury to show the advert on a large screen and showed the number for the petition to sign. Thats some real not caring for you that is. And as fo Sach, yeh i wank borrel everynight, but it sure beats wanking of my little brothers which i bet u do u sick fuck.
#102

sach said 07/23/05, 11:54 am (verified)
This is to Matt: how gay are you? you took the time to write an essay about cock head borrell - go kiss your razorlight poster you cock sucker!!! you are so sad!!!! bet you wank to borrell everynight!
#101