Signatures #500 through #600 for the makeRAZORLIGHThistory.org petition
stylish rioting kid said 10/14/05, 1:31 pm (verified)
i like johnny borrell i think he got great teeth
#600

John McDermott said 10/14/05, 1:15 pm (verified)
Put simply, a gang of nonentities led by someone with an ego large enough to make bono blush, who labours under the illusion that rehashing The Jam and The Boomtown Rats somehow makes him a god-like genius, instead of actually making him look like the rather pathetic cunt that he actually is.
#599

target said 10/13/05, 5:09 pm (verified)
Johnny, what u done that for? You been lyin so much, stinkin up the dancefloor.
#598

ryan said 10/12/05, 9:17 pm (verified)
der bollox i fukin h8 dem posh wankas
#597

Peter Doherty said 10/12/05, 5:20 am (verified)
I keep Johnny Borrell in line! Poor me. Pour me. Pour me another drink.
#596

libertine girl said 10/09/05, 8:49 pm (verified)
this site is a social commentary and is more than just poking fun. Its very clever and highlights a lot of issues.
#595

ages said 10/09/05, 7:46 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#594

sophies choice said 10/08/05, 11:38 pm (verified)
theres about 5 rl fans on the petition. and theyr pretty stupid to be signing a hate petition. just like you are. 602 u sad fuck
#593

Not So Angry Fucker said 10/08/05, 11:15 pm (verified)
Actually, three hundred people hate him, and the rest is people talking back to each other, or fans telling you how wrong you fuckers are. Good fucking day.
#592

petition said 10/08/05, 11:11 pm (verified)
600 people hate you and im willing to bet theres a lot more. fucking prick
#591

Maxine Hellenkamp said 10/08/05, 10:45 pm (verified)
cunt cunt cunt
#590

Johnny Borrell said 10/08/05, 10:25 pm (verified)
even i hate myself.
#589

Pete Doherty said 10/08/05, 10:24 pm (verified)
Johnny Borrell is a evil poisinous Snake!
#588

AlanPartridgeOnCrack said 10/07/05, 7:31 pm (verified)
Cunt.
#587

man boobs said 10/07/05, 7:15 pm (verified)
i seriously think razor light play alright music but the lead singer an arsehole for not giving money to poor liitle kids...dude just sucks man.
#586

jojo said 10/07/05, 6:42 pm (verified)
i saw johnny at the NME signing tent at reading. i thought he was alright but hes actualli a twat & really arrogant. COCK BOYO. and there stuff is all the same.
#585

es said 10/07/05, 3:40 pm (verified)
What a load of wank they are! Geez! Did you see the tosser at Live 8?!
#584

percypercy said 10/07/05, 9:02 am (verified)
Roses are red Violets are blue Razorlight are cack
#583

Not so angry Fucker said 10/07/05, 6:24 am (verified)
Hey Michelle. That means nothing except that you are a little slut who wanted to suck off Johnny Borrell. Unfortunately, he didnt want his dick in your cesspit of a mouth, so he told you to fuck off, and now you're trying to tell the sun he raped you. Fuck off.
#582

michelle said 10/07/05, 12:14 am (verified)
I'm only 12, and that guy from razzorlight (tHE ONE IN THE FUR COAT) tRIED it on with me to. I hurt a lot but then he stated to sing and i was sick ewwwwwww
#581

stef said 10/06/05, 6:17 pm (verified)
rarzorlight are terrible. why oh why do they get any air time!
#580

big man said 10/06/05, 3:31 pm (verified)
i dont know what a pile of wank looks like, i can imagine though. and yes, it would look a lot like the above photo
#579

Lim Mc said 10/06/05, 2:29 pm (verified)
Razorlight are a pile of wank, thanks xxx
#578

ericC said 10/06/05, 12:11 am (verified)
Fuck me! They're bad. Thank god for free downloads is all I can say
#577

Reply said 10/05/05, 10:53 pm (verified)
oh they really are a shoddy band, every night johnny must cry himself to sleep that he isn't pete doherty...poor lad I highly doubt that mate, get a grip, good music bad attitude, alot of musicians have this.
#576

michael dixon said 10/05/05, 9:03 pm (verified)
oh they really are a shoddy band, every night johnny must cry himself to sleep that he isn't pete doherty...poor lad
#575

nowhere else said 10/05/05, 4:24 pm (verified)
he clearly is!
#574

somewhere else said 10/05/05, 2:35 pm (verified)
he ain't that bad.....
#573

Alex Baughen said 10/05/05, 2:30 pm (verified)
Johnny Borrell is truly a twat. Truly. Truly.
#572

JOHNNY BORELL said 10/05/05, 1:25 am (verified)
I beg to differ. When I grew up amongst the working classes, we were expected to give every inch to those adorable grubby-faced miners whenever they emerged from their ghastly carcinogenic pits. That's how we were required to behave, us underclass beings. What-ho!
#571

archie said 10/05/05, 1:15 am (verified)
stella is right. Its not just dubious lanugae being used. Its foul and dirty. Sex with minors isnt a very entertaining issue, especialy when its forced. Ill be on the forums if anyone wants to debate this further!
#570

George Best said 10/05/05, 1:08 am (verified)
i know what you mean ron. the amount of crack razorlight say they do makes me look like a psuedo-alcoholic pansy. ohdear...
#569

Ronnie Barker said 10/05/05, 1:04 am (verified)
Too late now, but bloody hell, you all call me a comedy great, but I could never have competed with this: "I heard that it was a really big deal But then I found out it was just nothing at all You always say it's such a big deal But we both know that that's nothing at all" Good luck Johnny, keep 'em laughing!
#568

Mary said 10/05/05, 12:59 am (verified)
Hell get away with it, just like the rest of them do. Its sad that a grown man uses his notoriety to seduce kids. But there you go, things will never change
#567

Linda said 10/05/05, 12:31 am (verified)
I too know of a girl (14) who Johhny tried it on with and was quite forceful.
#566

poofter said 10/05/05, 12:22 am (verified)
Shut up! Johnny is utter great!
#565

nice one! said 10/05/05, 12:22 am (verified)
I salute you sir. That was pretty fucking good.
#564

tool said 10/05/05, 12:22 am (verified)
I'm better than Bob Dylan and Jesus and Johnny put together. YES-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#563

ballstojohnny said 10/05/05, 12:21 am (verified)
OK Johnny, you're the boss
#562

only used it twicce cuntface. said 10/05/05, 12:19 am (verified)
Now if you could shut up and get back to suckng that dick you have there I'm sure everyone will be happier you cunt.
#561

ballstojohnny said 10/05/05, 12:17 am (verified)
Bloody hell you repetitive bastard, do you know any words other than "utter"? Twatface!
#560

#565 said 10/05/05, 12:09 am (verified)
Thank you, you utter, utter cock.
#559

henry said 10/05/05, 12:00 am (verified)
To no 565: yes they all are. Are you startung to get it now? Prat
#558

Mrs Bunkin said 10/04/05, 11:59 pm (verified)
RAZORLIGHT = SHIT
#557

Razorlight fan said 10/04/05, 11:45 pm (verified)
Are all the fucking Razorlight fans dense??? Sign the fucking fan petition!!!
#556

stella said 10/04/05, 12:14 pm (verified)
I am disgusted by the sheer mysogyny, myopic and outright stupidity written by those who have posted on this site. Women don't invite rape. She didn't have it 'coming to her' she didn't 'deserve it' either. The language used here is violent and outrageous 'dirty little scrat' and 'stupid little bitch' - it makes me worry about living in a world where people are so absolutely stupid and ignorant beyond belief. I'd like to tkae those idiots to a rape clinic to actually get a clue of what it's like to go through that horrendous experience. Actually I'd like to take those idiots and sterilise them so they can't inflict their stupidity on poor unsuspecting children. I urge the moderator to take those comments off now. I hate Razorlight.
#555

Richard 3rd said 10/04/05, 1:23 am (verified)
theyr shit. This is a place where people can agree how shit they are, and i like it!
#554

Queera Shitely said 10/04/05, 1:11 am (verified)
BAH! A POX ON THEM!
#553

Miriam Margoles said 10/04/05, 1:08 am (verified)
AWFUL BAND and i didn't need this site or anyone to influence me!
#552

Peter said 10/02/05, 10:57 pm (verified)
It is my democratic right to say that Peter Andre is indeed a cunt!!
#551

bob said 10/01/05, 11:34 am (verified)
the signing of this petition cannot bring around any action but at least i feel my rage eased slightly by exercising a somewhat democratic right.
#550

the lame judge said 10/01/05, 2:08 am (verified)
That was sooo lame. Have you nothing decent to say??? Idiot!!
#549

rebecca said 09/30/05, 10:19 pm (verified)
Do u have any talent are you even half as good looking as johnny or is the only talent you have is to follow others like a sheep.Razorlight are a brilliant band
#548

Fran said 09/30/05, 2:45 pm (verified)
yea, its her fault she got abused by a grown man. Good thinking
#547

verjim said 09/30/05, 2:27 pm (verified)
i fucking hate them. and im gay
#546

Janey again said 09/30/05, 9:47 am (verified)
My friend was only 15 so she really shouldnt have been out stalking Johnny. It really was her own fault, she shouldnt have been such a prick tease at 1am. She also probably told him she was 18 or thereabouts, when really she should have been at home doing her coursework for her GCSE's. I mean...its her sort that get blokes banged up for rape and stuff, tell them their over 16 then not going the whole way. DIRTY LITTLE SCRAT......should have been at home writing in her bang on the door diary.........Janey stfu u twat. Your friend is a low down dirty dog who should have her clout sewn up.
#545

SIGN THE BLOODY FAN PETITION!!! said 09/30/05, 2:04 am (verified)
I'm beginning to think Razorlight fans are idiots, we have our own petition now, so sign it!!!! fuckin hell!
#544

Grim_sleeper said 09/30/05, 1:58 am (verified)
She was probbly a stupid little bitch, thats why she got chucked out! what was she doing there anyway?
#543

Janey said 09/29/05, 10:41 pm (verified)
Before anyone asks, Janey isnt my real name. A few people that i know that have been on here will know about this anyway but i feel it right to point out to everyone who is interested. My friend who is now nearly 17 got pretty hot and heavy with Johnny after a gig at the Birmingham Academy 2, this was nearly 2 years ago. A lot of things have been said on here about him being with underage girls. She didnt want to go all the way with him and he ended upleaving her on the street at 1am in the morning. This kind of stuff isnt funny atall. She was just 15 at the time and didnt look a day older. Going with someone of that age is one thing, but leaving them alone in the middle of the night is another. If anyone else has been through the same experience i urge you to tell someone, if my friend ever reads this she will go ballistic but i dont care It needs to be said.
#542

I Love Bjorn said 09/28/05, 6:40 pm (verified)
Go Solo Bjorn. You dont need that toff behind you
#541

Aliide Naylor said 09/28/05, 5:45 pm (verified)
Razorlight are utter shite. That is all.
#540

Alex Relton Brown said 09/28/05, 3:36 pm (verified)
Anything to rid the earth of that disgusting gimp; Borell.
#539

loaf said 09/28/05, 12:42 pm (verified)
get rid of the cunts
#538

Bjorn Agren said 09/28/05, 12:37 pm (verified)
I'm begging to understand now, I think I will go lie down & try to.... do I really nead him? Is he getting to me? Do I really do those moves on stage? I just want to meet Glenda Jackson & not be in a band anymore! Can I write a song now please? OHHH GODDD HELLLPPP
#537

Mart said 09/28/05, 11:16 am (verified)
Their ALL monster twats!!!
#536

Gus said 09/28/05, 11:14 am (verified)
I fucking hated their music before I'd heard this! Borrell is a monster twat!!
#535

Hustler said 09/28/05, 10:26 am (verified)
I'm gonna put my signiture here and that will be our little secret. if you tell ANYONE that its here, i will come to your house and i will cu you. FG quotes aside, razorlight suck
#534

me said 09/28/05, 8:02 am (verified)
See me? I dont like him. See you? You dont like him.
#533

ostrich Z said 09/27/05, 11:00 pm (verified)
that was meant to say up to 6 sigs, b4 any fools interject!
#532

Ostrich Z said 09/27/05, 11:00 pm (verified)
Stop Press, the for Razorlight petition is upto 4 sigs now. Thats all 4 members of the band and 2 people who signed it saying hes a wanker anyway
#531

Tim said 09/27/05, 8:00 pm (verified)
They are crap arrogant bastards Particularly borrel who writes crap meaningless songs about nothing, except maybe being crap arrogant bastards
#530

laura said 09/26/05, 1:16 pm (verified)
If i could be bothered, i would hunt them down shave their heads and punch them in the throats. However i am lazy so shall just call them cunts on here instead.
#529

Rick rock said 09/26/05, 12:14 am (verified)
love the petition, love the site, love the anti johnny track. great great great!!
#528

Sammy G said 09/25/05, 12:06 pm (verified)
Johnny Borrell makes my dog cry.
#527

The Ghost Of Kurt Cobain said 09/24/05, 7:58 pm (verified)
I hate Johnny Borrell even more than I hate myself.
#526

The REAL Mrs Borrell said 09/24/05, 7:17 pm (verified)
Re signature No 531 - This is an imposter. I am the real Johnny's mum and I can honestly say that he's been a right pillock ever since the day he popped out of my tuppence.
#525

wills said 09/24/05, 3:15 pm (verified)
as an ex public school boy from a upper middle class london background i feel full y qualified to deprocate razorshite entirely. they really are letting the side of aristocratic paterrnalism down.
#524

mrs borrell said 09/23/05, 9:58 pm (verified)
your all fucking dicks. grow up and get a life!
#523

scottie said 09/23/05, 8:22 pm (verified)
Fucking Prick - i never liked that twat and after veiwing the extreemly funny johnnysrotten.com i realise i was right all along... Come on people, lets get this donkey out of the media before his ego mutates him into a 50ft crazyed donkey crushing bulidings and eating people.. prick.
#522

reggie said 09/23/05, 5:39 pm (verified)
She looked at me. She asked me my name. I told her what it was. Do i REALLY need to say anymore????
#521

Kate Moss (in) Tampax Fury! said 09/22/05, 11:20 pm (verified)
fucky yarbles! hey kids! i look like a fookin LIZARD man ennit! on eye on each side of me head.... aaaaaaah tis all me DUTTY coke ;) ooooh pete wipe me fanny its kickin' out a REET pong!!!
#520

Morrissey said 09/22/05, 11:17 pm (verified)
Razorlight - they make one ashamed to be British.
#519

Carey Hunt said 09/22/05, 12:22 am (verified)
Razorlight are completely fucking shit and that
#518

Johnny_Borrells_Dentist said 09/22/05, 12:02 am (verified)
he bit my fingers from the other side of the room. utter cunt rag.
#517

Chrissy Watts said 09/22/05, 12:00 am (verified)
I fucking hate razorlight more than Dirty Den!
#516

Pete Doherty said 09/21/05, 11:59 pm (verified)
Irony - fuck off you arse weed.
#515

Irony said 09/21/05, 11:57 pm (verified)
Hmm could have sworn this was a petition.... Razorlight fans look up the difference between forum and petition!
#514

Razor_Light_Romance said 09/21/05, 11:56 pm (verified)
its a cross between VILLE VALO and JOHNNY BORRELL oooof
#513

Monk Monk said 09/21/05, 11:53 pm (verified)
you guys know what you did to my teddy!
#512

Martin Prune said 09/21/05, 11:52 pm (verified)
razorlight sound like ocean colour scene. leave them alone you cunts -they are proper cool!!
#511

pauline fowler said 09/21/05, 11:50 pm (verified)
johnny borrell wiped his arse on my dog betty.
#510

Richey Edwards (ex manic) said 09/21/05, 11:48 pm (verified)
I cut for RAZORLIGHT
#509

Kate Moss said 09/21/05, 11:44 pm (verified)
Johhny Borrell deficated over a glass table while pete was underneath havin' a wank.
#508

H&M said 09/21/05, 11:36 pm (verified)
Appologies, we got the wrong spelling for TWAT
#507

Donny Osmond said 09/21/05, 11:35 pm (verified)
he gave me a RUBBISH rimjob.
#506

Pete Doherty said 09/21/05, 11:30 pm (verified)
he bit my bellend
#505

John Heal said 09/21/05, 6:14 pm (verified)
backing this all the way, what a jumped up twat this man is
#504

h bomb said 09/21/05, 10:47 am (verified)
i wanted to sign it again! just to be sure! why are raazorlight fans signing our petition? dicks, go and sign your "johnny borrell isnt a complete wanker!" petition? what? you can't? cuz there isnt one? what a surprise! "somewhere else" is one of the worst songs ever and Razorlight can yet again, smoke my multi racial fat one! the hawkes x (lightning bolt rule!)
#503

Paul Cook said 09/21/05, 1:35 am (verified)
Strokes fans are behind you, in a non gay sense!
#502

the hawkes said 09/20/05, 4:37 pm (verified)
razorlight can suck my multi racial fat one
#501