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What do u get when u cross Nigger Joker and a heart?Absolutely nothingHis heart a friggin black hole that sucks up all his kindessI h8 racial remarks

bite my cracker polly. lick it

if a white baby dies what does it become..an angel if a nigger baby dies what does it become ..A BAT.

alright here we go... why are chimps always frowning? they know in a million years there gonna be a nigger whats long and hard on a black man? the 4th grade what did the cop say when he saw a nigger that had been shot 15 times? the worst case of suiside he'd ever seen why do niggers where wide brim hats? so pigeons dont shit on there lips how do u piss off a black jew? make him sit in the back of the oven whats the only thing faster then a nigger who just stole your tv his brother with the vcr why do white people go to black garage sales? to get all their shit back why dont niggers celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays what did the nigger kid get for christmas? your bike what happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? a gorilla shit on his face why are niggers so fast? all the slow ones are in jail What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? niggers why do niggers stink? so blind people can hate em to what do you call two niggers on a bike? organized crime what do you call 50 niggers at the bottom on the ocean? a good start What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it. A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? Who cares. What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit? the bag Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black. whats the difference between a nigger and a park bench? a park bench can support a family What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla? A dumb gorilla. What do you say to a black man in uniform? "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke." What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common? They're both niggers. How do you stop a n

I have lots n lots of yo mama jokes.Ready? -Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than a bakery. -Yo mama's like a cheap liquor, tastes of shit. -Yo mama's so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. -Yo mama's so dumb, she took a doughnut back to the shop cuz it had a hole in it. -Yo mama's so fat, when she went into kfc and they asked her what size chicken she wanted she said "da one on da roof". -yo mama's so unhygienic she washes herself with sea water to keep her crabs clean. -Yo mama's so fat dat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up. Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a £10 note and the Queens nose started bleeding. -Yo mama's so fat her favourite dress is a tent. -Yo mama's so poor, that when i saw her kicking a coke can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said "moving". -Yo mama is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family". -Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her car for petrol money. -Yo mama's so fat dat if she was the only one on earth the planet would still be over populated. -Yo mama's so fat dat when she stood on the scales, the scales read 'To be continued'. I have got more but i can't b arsed 2 write them all.

Okay, odds are this this will go right over your head, if you enjoyed the others on here. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much?", he asks the bartender. "For you," the bartender replies, "no charge."

What's the difference between God, Santa Claus, and the working black man? Nothing, they dont exist.

Q: What does a nigger give it's daughter when she turns 10? A: A baby shower.

Q: What is a nigger's favorite anti-perspirant? A: Unemployment.

Q: What do niggers and sperm have in common? A: Only one in two million work.

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

Q: What is eight miles long and has a combined I.Q. of 68? A: The "Martin Luther King Day" parade.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Jew? A janitor who thinks he owns the building!

Whats the difference between a jewish wife and a job? After five years, the job still sucks! What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Jew?

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were niggers, what would Cheetah be? A: The brains of the outfit.

Q: What do nigger females and bears have in common? A: They both suck their 'paws'.

Whats better, being black, or being homosexual? Being black, because you dont have to tell your parents.

What's worse than 10,000 faggots dying? 1,000 faggots dying

An Englishman, American and an Arab were sitting in a bar one day talking about their families. The Englishman said, "I have ten kids at home and if I have another one then I will have a full soccer team!" "Well," said the American, "I have 15 kids at home and if I have another one I will have a football team!" "But," said the Arab smiling, "I have 17 wives at home and if I have another one I will have a golf course!" What is the American dream? A million blacks swimming back to Africa with a Jew under each arm! Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill! What happens when a naked Jew with a ten inch erection runs into a wall? He breaks his nose! What's the definition of a queer Jew? A Jew that likes girls more than money! Two Jews were sitting on a pier passing the time of day. The first Jew puts his feet in the water and cries, "It's cold, it's cold!" The second Jew puts his nose in and screams, "It's fucking deep too!" What's the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz? The empty buses! How do you know when your on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' How did they know Jesus was a Jew? Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God and he thought his mother was a virgin! One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto t