Lets Make Oasis History

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Author: peter smith

Started: March 5, 2007, 10:35:15 pm

Target: Noel/Liam Gallagher

Category: Entertainment & Media

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Its time to put an end to oasis. Whiney, out of tune vocals, simple A, E and Em guitar chords.
They seem to abuse every single person and band that comes into contact with them.

Other brilliant britpop bands such as longpigs should have beaten oasis, but they didn't.

They have also managed to rip off guitar riffs, drum beats and bass lines from the likes of Blur, stereophonics, kinks, supergrass and many many more

Surely first prize for crock of crap at the end of the rock ‘n roll rainbow, goes to Oasis… ?

The turgid sploshings of under-powered poop that the wankchestrians see fit to inflict on the world, has to be the last word in self-important, gormless posturing ever spewed forth in the entire history of pop and rock.

Let me just reiterate.

They are ****e.

With a capital ‘S’ please note.

A lot of uninformed people think this is original rock ‘n roll. It is not.

There’s a very big difference between acknowledging that you being derivative and influenced by a genre, and the bastard plagiarising of seventies rock guitar innovation. Simply strumming out an endless parrot like parody of mid-tempo - heavy hooks and riffs, does not a guitar player make.

The whole Beatles/worship analogy offered by fans and the band is pure nonsense. Ripping off stuff does not count as a valid and essential act of creativity.

Their brainless fans are of course in the dark about just where the underlying construction of the music comes from.

Let me explain.

Any half decent record or CD collection will hold the blueprints for the entire Oasis offerings.

Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd, are the two main un-thanked contributors… its pathetic really, if the fools playing this swill on Radio 1 knew anything about rock music, and were in the slightest bit honest, they could have dismissed Oasis years ago as the third rate, clichéd time wasters they clearly are.

Ram It…

Hard.