Nuke The Moon
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Author: Piscine Patel
Started: April 5, 2005, 5:08:04 am
Target: Moon Haters
Supporters:

64
Goal:

20
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
We believe that as the moon isn't doing anyone any good up there, the world governments should nuke it to inagurate an international fireworks-related holiday. Man that'd be one hell of an explosion.




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jeremy l said 07/10/09, 2:34 am (unverified)
What the hell.......sure why not?
#64

Death Reaper said 11/25/07, 1:48 pm (verified)
The moon killed my family, burned down my villiage, and stole my wallet. Its time to fight back and make it pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#63

Cole K said 02/17/07, 5:23 pm (verified)
WTF
#62

David Imberti said 02/16/07, 4:07 am (verified)
If we don't nuke the Moon, then the terrorists have won.
#61

RadioACTIVE! said 12/01/06, 6:14 pm (verified)
That moon has had its way for FAR TOO LONG!! ITS TIME TO END ITS REIGN OF FACIST POWER!! LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE WHEN THE TIDES WILL RISE AND RECEDE!
#60

Feast of Flesh said 12/01/06, 1:48 am (verified)
This is one of the lamest joke-petitions Ive ever seen. Think of something better so you don't waste internet space!
#59

Stupid Moon said 11/28/06, 4:30 pm (verified)
Yeah..that f@ckin moon blocks my view of Jupiter. But, when the earth flies off its axis, I just hope it collides with the sun and burns all the liberals. We don't want liberal corpses floating around in space and causing a major catastrophe. Yeah, lets do it!
#58

Rocketman said 10/31/06, 10:57 pm (unverified)
Do it already!
#57

bob said 10/30/06, 3:29 pm (unverified)
i dont support you people are a bunch of idiots who should be nuke ur selves you bunch of dum hippies
#56

Ignignokt said 09/17/06, 7:41 pm (unverified)
because everybody thinks I'm funny but nobody remembers my name. Thus nobody sends fan mail. I am so sad. Please end my life by nuking the moon.
#55

someone who loves the moon! said 08/08/06, 5:14 pm (unverified)
Don't nuke the moon I will destroy half the planet if you do and if you do jesus will play your asses.....so don't sign this petition any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!
#54

Moon Hater said 06/27/06, 9:24 am (unverified)
it's a useless piece of junk that keeps me from sleeping at night. I f...ing hate it! After it's done I'm going up there and piss on the rubble!
#53

dumbasssss said 04/06/06, 2:19 am (verified)
WOW PPl are really retarded, we should nuke the moon and kill everyone on earth, that way there would be no more stupid ass motherfuckers like whoever wrote this shit
#52

kelly slater said 02/27/06, 11:03 pm (verified)
i'll never be able to surf again
#51

NukeEm said 02/27/06, 6:10 pm (verified)
Will this finally stop the werewolf epidemic? If so, nuke it!
#50

Morons said 02/23/06, 4:33 pm (verified)
I cease to be amazed at the countless number of dumbasses that exist. Destroying the moon will result in cataclysmic events that would bring about the extinction of all life on earth. I hope you dumbasses like being dead.
#49

PONO said 02/23/06, 4:31 pm (verified)
NUKE THAT #$%*! AND GET 'ER DONE!!!!!!!!!!!
#48

Junichiro LaParka said 12/18/05, 10:00 pm (verified)
We don't need a friggin' moon. Let's destroy it and finally enjoy some period-free sailors for the first time. Gay men aren't ugly fucking women - they don't need to menstruate.
#47

Bryan said 10/10/05, 6:23 pm (verified)
Why not, wont make much of a difference. Launch away!!!!
#46

blah said 09/25/05, 5:57 am (verified)
NUKE IT!!!!! this petition is so random
#45