This is a call to action! Sign the Petition That No One Will Do Anything About!

We the undersigned acknowledge that our combined voice means nothing to the people in power who really run the world. We freely give our signatures with the full knowledge that your agenda for world government, oppressive surveillance, and complete dictatorship over our lives will require orchestrated acts of violence that in the process of killing many of us will serve to smash the existing walls of national sovereignty.

We know that you need us strictly in the physical sense—as pawns to be sacrificed in the name of your various dialectical causes and false flag operations—and that our minds and voices are of no importance. Thus with a jaded sense of irony we admit with this proclamation our powerlessness against the force of your worldwide wave-making machine. We are ready for more fake terrorist attacks to whip us up into a frenzy which will move your agenda that much further down the field.

And though your lawyers may in the future use this very document as evidence verifying the relinquishing of our rights, be aware that we, your future slaves, demand that every workers dormitory have one Starbucks, one McDonald’s, and a mini Wal-Mart. Further, we demand a choice of colors for our implanted microchips—ten colors minimum!

In conclusion—we, the decent people of the world, stand unified against all the horrors which are intentionally being unleashed as means to bring mankind to heel under one master. And in this unified state of acknowledged futility, hand-in-hand we say, “Kiss our taint.”

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