Let's just nuke everyone right now.

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Author: Sofa King Danny

Started: February 6, 2005, 4:14:39 pm

Target: The People With The Nukes

Category: Health

Supporters:

Goal:

100,000

Goal Progress:

Status

Active

Reasons to kill everyone on Earth:

*The End of All Life = The End of All Suffering

*We'll finally know What Happens When You Die

*People are assholes who deserve to die

*It will stop The Spread of STDs

*It's a Quick And Easy Way to punish everyone's sins!!

*Everyone You Hate will die

What are we Waiting For?!? Let's Nuke The Earth!

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Derek Wellwood said 06/07/08, 6:19 pm (verified)

i hope it happens really bad, and it happens soon. life sucks!!!

#20

Emperor Xenu said 11/25/07, 2:18 pm (verified)

Bwa ha ha ha!!!! The Galactic Confederacy is carrying out my plan right now. we will destroy the earth and use the rubble to build a super Best buy. From there he will conquor the galaxy. BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

#19

Nuke AMERICAN PEOPLE said 02/15/07, 2:08 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#18

YEAH blow up the earth said 12/10/06, 8:01 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#17

Freddakat said 08/08/06, 6:39 am (unverified)

Lets just get it over with.

#16

Bob said 07/25/06, 9:07 pm (unverified)

I have to poop.

#15

uberkrieger said 07/10/06, 10:58 pm (unverified)

I support this because I want to die in the final battle !and you are all scumbags !

#14

v said 03/21/06, 8:59 pm (verified)

i kill everyone

#13

Matt said 12/27/05, 1:10 pm (verified)

I'm a bad person. You're a bad person. Go on, admit it; neither of us deserves to live. Especially you. I mean, shit, weren't you ogling some 15 year old chick the other day? You fucking paedophile. And you're probably queer to boot. You sure deserve to be nuked.

#12

CampIdiot said 12/13/05, 7:01 am (verified)

I support this petition. campidiot.com!

#11

Jon said 11/11/05, 10:35 pm (verified)

LET KILL THE FATIES!

#10

bilbo said 09/30/05, 3:00 pm (verified)

WE WILL KILL EVERYONE

Zane said 03/02/05, 3:55 pm (verified)

Yes, human beings are pig headed disgusting creatures.

steff said 02/25/05, 7:56 pm (verified)

Um maybe not everyone.But definitly all those bastards in Iraq and the middle east. I say blow off their fucking heads!!! Keep America alive!!

Prettykitty said 02/07/05, 3:01 pm (verified)

o_O you bastard, blowing up the world, I'm going to sign this and do the opposite of what I want, beeyotch!

Randall said 02/07/05, 2:59 pm (verified)

Bush and Steven Spielberg dead? ....hell yeah

Bunny said 02/06/05, 4:26 pm (verified)

Everyone dies? Sure, it's a small price to pay just to know that John's gonna croak =)

Randall said 02/06/05, 4:16 pm (verified)

I'm gonna get an STD, so I can get blown up!

Randall said 02/06/05, 4:15 pm (verified)

...lets bust some caps in the world's ass!

Randall said 02/06/05, 4:14 pm (verified)

BLOW UP EVERYONE

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