Kansas sucks. If you've moved to Kansas from another state, you realize this. The people in Kansas, with the exception of maybe less than a dozen, are imbeciles without pretense.

Also, the US has many weapons of mass destruction (duh). In my opinion, we have far too many WMD's to allow one person (the president. duh.) to have access to. Naturally, we can't change the entire leadership system for our government. Floridans would get confused.

Instead, all we can do is whittle down our nukes to a safe number. I propose that we can do this and at the same time get rid of a major hub of idiocy and a headache to the rest of the states, Kansas, by dropping all of our excess WMD's on the state.

Don't worry about the guilt factor, either. The average Kanzan has an IQ that makes them only technically human. By all logic, native Kanzans are basically just animals waiting to get harmed!

Given this, there is no plausible reason that Kansas should not have the crap blown out of it right here and now. Signing this petition will outwardly show your support of American wellbeing. Please do so now!

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