Pokemon Are Real
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Author: Pokemon Master
Started: June 27, 2006, 12:51:15 am
Target: Everyone
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

86
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
People pick on me and give me wedgies because I believe that Pokemon are real. It's not fair!!! I'm just a cute little Gothic boy... LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
I'm 10 years old, beep beep beep! I am the Pokemon Master and what that means is that I'M THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON IN THE POKEMON WORLD! But I can't prove that Pokemon exist due to the fact that the Pokemon World doesn't allow its citizens to bring Pokemon to Earth or any other planets.
I think it's lame. Satan told me that I will be the Antichrist in the future when I'm needed so when I get my power I WILL PROVE TO YOU THAT POKEMON EXIST! You hear me? You will all be in awe of the power of my Pokemon!!!
So in the mean time, I'm stuck here having to go to school on Earth because Mommy won't allow me to live in the Pokemon World.
Mommy is CRUEL and she abuses me!!! She says she hates me and that she doesn't believe in Pokemon. She beats me all the time too, but she allows me to be Gothic because she's GOTHIC!!!
I hate people who take me for a joke. I'm not trying to be funny, OK??? I'm just acting the way I normally do so SHUT UP! I do want to be a comedian when I grow up though... BUT THIS IS SERIOUS!
I take Pokemon seriously!!! Just because you don't doesn't mean I should take your crap, you poo poo heads! What I'm saying is real and you must SUPPORT MY PETITION!!!
So here is what you gotta do: Support my beliefs of Pokemon being real, support the idea that bullying me for being the Master is wrong, and realize I'm not trying to be stupid or funny!
HAIL SATAN! HAIL POKEMON!




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Created August 24, 2009, 3:27:42 am. 2 comments
Last post by Chloe901
Posted August 24, 2009, 3:30:44 am


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javier hernandez said 10/25/09, 8:13 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#86

Rebekah Tar said 09/12/09, 8:21 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#85

Poké Mons said 09/07/09, 10:43 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#84

the true master nick wojtulewicz said 08/24/09, 7:11 pm (unverified)
i agree with the pokemon part but not the whole satin and goth part. i am crazy about pokemon and im 13 years old. i pray to god that pokemon will be real someday all you have to do is believe.satin can not grant wishes only god can because god grants good wishes and satin grants bad wishes. believe in god and pokemon will exist i roll a sock up in a ball and throw it and say go whoever i say to come out while the sock is in the air i pray please let a pokemon come out and nothing happens.so i just wait and wait until this day comes then everyone will see true pokemon fans. sometimes i think about people bullying me and then i say go pokemon and they kill or hurt those people......everyone who agrees with me write pokemon/ nick w
#83

brett ruth said 08/08/09, 12:53 am (unverified)
u r so stupid and no i dont support this. and satan does not excist because he will perish before God and Christ. READ THE ****IN BIBLE DIP ****!!!! And no pokemon arent real and will never be real. and u say u dont have proff they do and yet how can be a pokemon master when u have no pokemon! U no this is y ur mom hates u and beats u up, because u believe in pokemon like a dumbass *****. HGet a life Antichrist because my little nephew Damine is because he tried to kill me and my granpa for no reason!
#82

Joe Goodman said 05/16/09, 11:47 pm (verified)
I am right with you I am also a pokemon master and i will awesomely help you
#81

Bryce taylor said 04/20/09, 11:48 pm (verified)
I support this petition. satan is not cool at all same with emos but pokemon being real is so true i am doing a project for english trying to convince people that this is true.... and stop being emo love life...love god...don\'t smoke crack...
#80

daisy smoral said 03/30/09, 8:07 am (verified)
I can see pokemon to so good job
#79

junky loser said 03/27/09, 12:09 am (verified)
this petition is stupid you are an idiot, I give you full support.
#78

jadon antoine said 03/04/09, 10:36 pm (verified)
I support this petition.this is a great idea
#77

Chimchar infernape said 03/03/09, 9:32 am (verified)
I support this petition. Okay I believe you kid, but WTF is it with you and satan. HEADS UP. READ THE BIBLE OR A LEAST REVVELATIONS. SATAN WILL PERISH BEFORE GOD, JESUS, AND ARCEUS
#76

tylique settles said 02/24/09, 2:43 pm (verified)
I support this petition. I love pokemon and im 13 yrs old. Pokemon has to be real. And Im the pokemon maser
#75

Elvin Brown said 12/22/08, 12:49 pm (verified)
I do believe in pokemon.
#74

EFG BITCH said 12/04/08, 9:27 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#73

Bridget Markley said 11/27/08, 6:04 pm (verified)
I support this petition because I believe Pokemon exist,too.I would never bully the guy who wrote this.So yeah,listen to what this kid has to say!
#72

Dominic Borthwick said 11/20/08, 1:18 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Ito believe in pokemon but i must find them i am not making fun of you they are TRUE!
#71

Becky Cleron said 11/09/08, 4:17 pm (verified)
Are you guys retarded? Pokémon doesn't exist. And being antichrist doesn't help on anything. You guys should stop living in the world of fantasy. And, between, calling us a poo poo head, I have all the rights to say, I've declared war! And I'm not, in a billion of years going to support this petition, because it's stupid, annoying and insignificant!
#70

patrick bell said 10/25/08, 3:03 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#69

Molly Wilcox said 10/21/08, 1:24 pm (verified)
I support this petition as well as my BFFFFFFFFFF Jenna. Yeah, she posted this 4 minutes ago. But I as well, believe in Pokemon existing. Breathing. Maybe not air, but something. I would seriously, seriously be trying to catch them all day. MUAHAHAHAHHA! <3333
#68

Jenna Mazako said 10/21/08, 1:21 pm (verified)
I really do support this petition. Really. I'm in love with Pokemon. My BFFFFFFFFFF Molly agrees too. We are obsessed with Pokemon and all that it is worth=Everything. <33333333 I would like to be 2nd best of your Master-ness, Sir. Hahahahaahahaha! I sha'll also be dominant! MUAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA AA!
#67