Ever get the feeling Oprah is taking over the world?

I turned on my TV the other day to find Oprah staring at me...trying to give me advice on relationships. Have you ever stepped back and taken a good hard look at the "wonderful" Oprah?

Let's see, she gives cars away to the less fortunate...only to make them pay tax on them. She donates "millions" of dollars to various natural disasters...wait...Harpo donates millions, yet she gets the praise. People praise her for her her selfless acts, yet none of the money she ever gives away actually comes from her pockets. The cars she gave away were actually given to her by the manufacturers.

Yet, we find that the average housewife is a walking, talking mini-oprah. "Oprah says we should spend more time as a family...all we have to do is buy her new book...don't worry, all proceeds will go to her "Make-a-wish foundation"".

WE don't just have to laugh at it all, we should be doing something. People have raised her up so high that nobody, and nothing can touch her.

Lets see if we can get enough signatures to get her off our televsions

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