Owls Should Be Removed From Society

Published April 3, 2005

I feel that the animals called "owls" should be removed from society. They are ugly and fat, and quite annoying. Please remove any owls you see in your neighborhood. If you sign this petition, I will know that I am agreed with. Or if you sign it in displeasure, I will stop killing owls. Please, my fellow Americans! Tell me if owls should be killed or worshiped, for I want to know the general public's consesus. Thank you and Good Noon.

By Monica Trausch

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