Owls Should Be Removed From Society
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Author: Monica Trausch
Started: April 2, 2005, 8:38:21 pm
Target: owls
Supporters:

41
Goal:

25
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
I feel that the animals called "owls" should be removed from society. They are ugly and fat, and quite annoying. Please remove any owls you see in your neighborhood. If you sign this petition, I will know that I am agreed with. Or if you sign it in displeasure, I will stop killing owls. Please, my fellow Americans! Tell me if owls should be killed or worshiped, for I want to know the general public's consesus. Thank you and Good Noon.




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john mike said 2 weeks ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#41

Matthew Killeen said 07/24/09, 3:58 am (verified)
I support this petition. I HATE OWELS
#40

mark thompson said 07/12/09, 6:35 pm (verified)
I hate the evil looking bastards.
#39

Benjamin Desmarteaux said 06/03/09, 6:52 pm (unverified)
I support this petition. I hate those ****ing birds.
#38

ben jammin said 12/19/08, 9:46 am (verified)
All owls are the spawn of Satan, and there should be some widespread, government program (like welfare) to eliminate these blemishes from the face of our otherwise beautiful planet.
#37

J. Plant said 12/16/08, 12:21 am (verified)
I strongly DO NOT support this sick petition. Are you crazy??? What gives you the right to shoot and kill this incredible and fascinating creature? Remember we are constantly encroaching on their habitat not the other way around. It is extremely bad luck to cause harm to owls, they are part of the natural food chain and what keeps us connected to the natural world. Yes they will kill cats and small pets that really have no business being outside after dark anyhow.
#36

xoxoxoxoxoOWL_HOTTIE_BABE90xoxoxoxoxoxo 4_evar said 12/13/08, 5:16 pm (verified)
OH MY GOD. DONT KILL OWLS. THEY ARE SOOOOO CUTE. THEY SING SO NICE!
#35

OXEN FUCKING OWLS said 12/13/08, 5:03 pm (verified)
HAMSTERS IS GAY TOO.
#34

OXEN FUCKING OWLS said 12/13/08, 5:03 pm (verified)
FUCK OWLS NIGGGGGGA.
#33

WREATH OXEN HAMSTER LOVE OWL DEEPLY said 12/13/08, 5:02 pm (verified)
OWL IS MY FRIEND YOU CANNOT TAKE HIM FROM MY WORLD WE LOVE HIM HE BELONGS IN THIS LIFE
#32

OXEN OWL KILLER said 12/13/08, 4:57 pm (verified)
KILL ALL OWLS. NOW WOULD BE PREFERABLE.
#31

Jodi Clayton said 11/09/08, 6:01 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#30

Linda said 05/20/08, 10:14 pm (verified)
I hate Owls Too!!! They have killed two of my cats and I replaced my first one, not realizing that my second would be killed the same horrible way!!! My second one didn\'t even leave my fenced in backyard. He just loved being outside and chasing all the bugs. Then one night the little Bastard Owl came flying in MY YARD and took him. I\'m still sick about it. I can\'t get anymore kittens because their going to want to go outside just like these last two did and die a sickening death!!! I will shoot those owls if I see them in my yard again. I keep finding thrown up animal parts in my back yard so I know that they frequent it often. We live in a housing track, but are backed up to about 20 acres. I didn\'t even realize that owls would do that until we bought this house.
#29

Anonymous said 07/19/07, 11:45 am (verified)
owls should definitely stay in society. they are part of the food chain. many animals depend on them. we are begging you.
#28

Scott said 05/23/07, 5:46 am (verified)
You people are retards...The ecosystem would be over run with vermin. So they take
#27

elixabeth said 04/24/07, 7:52 pm (verified)
owls are scary they are living somewhere in my back yard ive learned they atack if you walk next to teir nesting sites and just 2 nites ago a retarded owl swooped down and took my baby duck im so sad how do i kill it? the only way to forgive myself is to kill the owls that killed my duck my sisters and my mom are alll so sad i feel like crying rite now because i loved bill so much please tell me how i can get rid of it
#26

jack said 04/12/07, 7:06 pm (verified)
I agree, if owls were exterminated, our ecosystem would actually benefit because this would allow for the expansion of other, better bird species as replacements for the owls
#25

Paul said 04/12/07, 7:04 pm (verified)
I once killed an owl and ate it. It's actuallly perty gud. Rednecks wrule
#24

Michael Jefferson said 04/12/07, 6:59 pm (verified)
owls are a waste of time.
#23

emanuel said 04/12/07, 6:56 pm (verified)
There are two things in this world that I fear: Leperchauns and Owls. These marauding, godless, flying killing machines will kill us if we don't act first. I call for an action to start an Owl Revolution.
#22