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Author: Limo Driver
Started: May 25, 2005, 2:05:17 pm
Target: You!
Category: Civil & Human Rights
Supporters:

54
Goal:

7
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
Online petitions are stealing your soul ~ every time you sign a petition, you are watering down your spiritual essence down onto meaningless debates which will never help anyone.

Guess what - it's time to put a stop to all this Online Petitioning nonsense!

Sign this petition and thereby agree never to sign another petition in your life!

PS: Save the wales and ban nuclear power plants.




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Christopher Navarro170 said 08/29/09, 4:36 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#54

sw00p said 08/03/09, 6:33 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#53

George Ww said 04/01/09, 7:57 pm (verified)
I do not support this petition. Did You do this petition because your bored? Because youre doing a online petition yourself!
#52

Online Petitionsarepointless said 03/07/09, 4:15 pm (verified)
I love the people who don't get the point of what Limo Driver did. The purpose of this petition is to point out how online petitions are pointless and have no chance of ever getting any results, especially the vague "End world hunger!" petitions or the examples he listed. If you want to learn more about online petitions, and why only a toddler would believe they're the "cure" to the world's problems, google online petitions and click the second website listed.
#51

Adam Underwood said 03/05/09, 4:31 pm (verified)
I do not support this petition.
#50

Kelsey Canafax said 02/14/09, 11:44 am (verified)
I don't support this petition.
#49

Deano topping said 02/10/09, 3:58 pm (verified)
a pertition against pertisions...a bit of irony. but i agree there is too much bad language on the internet and it needs to be got rid of!!!!!! snd save the wales
#48

Gaby Ionita said 02/02/09, 3:22 am (verified)
I do not support this petition.
#47

Tim Head said 11/21/08, 2:48 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#46

BITCH NIGGA said 04/08/06, 11:05 am (verified)
FUCK YO MOMMA!
#45

Bjorn said 04/06/06, 12:05 pm (verified)
Bit of Irony here!
#44

Whats my name again? said 03/29/06, 2:37 pm (verified)
hell no I live off this stuff, and using fake names.
#43

this is the funniest petition said 03/13/06, 5:59 am (verified)
Hahahaha this board is full of fucktards, Ban my balls.
#42

What The Fuck? said 03/06/06, 1:40 am (verified)
Whats funny, is that this is a petition. But a petition for something that isn't stupid. I swear, half the people here are fucking shit heads who are racist or just plain retarded. I agree with Samuel Caruthers 100%. If you want something done, go FUCKING do it. And to the people who run this god-awful site, couldnt you think of anything better to do in life? None of this petition shit means a JACK SHIT, because frankly, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.
#41

oatmeal said 03/06/06, 12:05 am (verified)
Dude, I think it's really nice and funny. i stumbled across this site, too. A lot of this stuff is degrading crap. I'm here to run against the grain. peace out.
#40

Samuel P. Caruthers said 02/16/06, 8:59 am (verified)
I stumbled across this website by accident. This is so fucking stupid, I've never thought I'd see slacktivism to this to degree. I understand the irony of "signing" an online petition but I also can see this is a joke. These idiots on this website signing meaningless bullshit in the name of civil or human rights are lazy, narcissistic self-indulgent assholes who attempt to make them feel better about themselves in meaningless, empty gestures. It's like the same bullshit you see with those "i support our troops" yellow ribbon stickers on the back of every jack-ass's car. People, if you want to make a real difference get off your ass, volunteer, do actual work for a fucking change. This website is more evidence on why this country (oh hell, world for that matter) will never survive.
#39

bob said 02/07/06, 12:39 am (verified)
Ya. Obviosly petition spot doesn't make your petitions happen. Its so fake and GAY!
#38

ollie adams said 01/13/06, 12:37 pm (verified)
I support racism
#37

Johndell said 01/11/06, 7:03 am (verified)
I agree! But only stop and censor the vulgar petitions! Also please make antomatic censor of any bad language! And put away any vulgar and/or sexual petitions into a seperate folder! Leave us the clean and non-perverted stuff! DELETE all child sex petitions too -Johndell, FREEDOM4YOU
#36

Monkey said 01/11/06, 6:57 am (verified)
im with this guy save the fucking wales!
#35