best simpsons/futurama/family guy quotes ever?!
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Author: Julie Mannwagiano dela rosa the 4th
Started: August 13, 2005, 1:27:01 am
Target: To have a great big laugh!
Category: Entertainment & Media
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18
Goal:

500,000
Goal Progress:

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the best three quotes from the simpsons
1.thats what i love about this job, u learn stuff - chief wiggum
2. AHH im not supposed to get jig in it! - lenny
3. no youre not, BA! - former presiden george bush

the best three quotes from futurama
1. whats the matter, you scared?! noticeably? i'll say - roberto
2. we'll all be eating waffes like (does impression of eating waffles - fry
3. theyve been known too! - zap

the best three quotes from family guy
1 thats probably cos youre so fat! ahahaha - clinton
2.ahh im disabled now! ahh (fakes crys) - peter griffin
3. then we'll be ready for our date (thrusts pelvis!) - quagmire!

wot do you think?!




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me said 05/02/06, 2:44 pm (unverified)
cuse of homer in the episode that he goes to space ''well i would like to avoid that dreaded planet of the apes. wait a minute, statue of liberty, that was our planet, damn you, damn u all to hell.'' or quagmire *enters a lebsian bar* hey have any of ladies ever been penetrated
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duff-a-holic said 03/30/06, 2:24 am (verified)
what about the most famous one of all for homer (mmmm beer)duff now thats the stuff
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wazza said 03/22/06, 8:12 am (verified)
1.futerama 2.simpsons 3.family guy cose its never on but simpsons and futerama r great
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nick said 03/13/06, 8:19 pm (verified)
Professor Farnsworth:was his death at least painless? to shreds you say. well, hows his wife holding up? to shreds you say.
#15

robin said 02/21/06, 10:33 pm (verified)
i think we should have a laugh
#14

robin said 02/21/06, 10:31 pm (verified)
I support this petition.it is totally how i feel
#13

family guy said 02/17/06, 12:56 am (verified)
brian-IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! (ps-you can see a clip of this at milkandcookies.com)
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paul said 12/27/05, 6:08 pm (verified)
quagmire-- GIGITY GIGTY GIGTY GIGTY LET HAVE SEX
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nick said 10/09/05, 5:15 am (verified)
Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me. Death: Well that would just leave England
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owner of this pettion said 09/17/05, 10:16 am (verified)
ive just heard another hilarious quote of futurama: Fry: hey leela, do you remember that guy? you know the guy who used to bend stuff? what whis his name?? Bender: please be me please be me Fry: oh yeah, Hermes...
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nikki said 09/04/05, 4:07 am (verified)
the best one of da simpsons is when the flanders' are having a reunion and the really posh one goes "pleased to meet you.......... oodely doodely
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owner of this petition said 09/01/05, 6:10 pm (verified)
i just watched a funny episode of simpsons with ahilarious quote on it! when bart and milhouse go to the spinal tap rock concert and everything goes wrong so the band member says " goodnight spring-don... there will be no encores!!"
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rachel said 08/17/05, 12:49 am (verified)
i think the best simpson quotes r: Lisa: "Bart's suffering is funny but mine isn't" German guy: "We come from the land of chocolate" Milhouse: "LET'S GO CRAZY BROADWAY STYLE!!!!"
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ju said 08/13/05, 5:37 pm (verified)
i thort of sum funny moments off of family guy!: "dance with me lois, dance the dance of life! (smashes into table and cabinet) yeah maybe you shud call that marrige counceller" i love he christmas episode when stewie tries to be good and he has his picture done with santa! the picture is hilarious! when peter griffin says: IM THE KING OF THE WORLD - AHHH! and then falls down the cliff! i love these shows!
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Karl said 08/13/05, 3:26 am (verified)
Homer: "You've tried your best, and you've failed miserably. The lesson here is never try." Stewie: "I love god, he's so deliously evil" Can't think of one for Futurama.
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Yep said 08/13/05, 3:22 am (verified)
This is not really a quote but I like it anyways: Peter (in Elementary school): Why did the dinosaurs die out? Museum clerk: Because you touch yourself at night
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Dana said 08/13/05, 1:41 am (verified)
Futurama, Amazon: DEATH BY SNU SNU!
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ju said 08/13/05, 1:27 am (verified)
its not really a quote but i love the moment on family guy wen peter trys to breast feed stewie and stewie wakes up to find hes sucking peters nipples and is horrified! hilarious!
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