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201 22 Jan 2006 - 10:44    Cliff Yablonski : Don't ya just hate being around a bunch of ******s? Every place they infest turns to ****, then they cry and whine about how *It be Whiteys fault* that the *****e race is such a crappy failure worldwide.
202 22 Jan 2006 - 10:55    Vader : How to be a ******.. 1) Lie about how big your **** is all the time, and about how many white women you ****ed while their husbands were away at work. This way, you feel wanted by someone other than law enforcement. 2) Bounce as much as you can, bobble your head up & down and back & forth, and hold your crotch when you walk. Don't forget to lick your lips as much as possible. 3) Wear the largest clothes you can find. Wear you cap backwards or sideways. Wear a bandana underneath the cap if possible. 4) Screw as many fat ***** sows as you can, this way Your illegitimate children help the mothers bleed the government dry, and you can lie to yourself about what a "playa you is". 5) Only drink malt liquor, Colt 45, or Thunderbird. 6)When you get pulled over and arrested for the trunkful of weed in your Sedan deVille, yell racism and racial profiling (even if the cop is black, he's an oreo). Make sure the Nation of Islam and the NAACP hear about your case. Don't forget the ACLU. 7) All negresses will allow their heathen children to run wild in stores and break things. When they want you to pay for the items, tell them, "you just want me to pay for that **** cuz I'm black. You'd let me go if I was white, mutha****a." 8) All negresses will converse with the black check-out clerks at the grocery store and hold up the line, especially when there's a lot of white folks behind you. Act like you can't find your money and hold up the line even further. 9) Talk about how much you hate white people with your buddies when soliciting downtown street corners, then lose all focus and hose your shorts when watching all the fine, white businesswomen walking past. 10) It doesn't matter how ****ty your car is, put the biggest diameter rims on you can find, and the most expensive stereo system. Ride around in white neighborhoods at night and play
203 22 Jan 2006 - 11:24    Mr. Dictionary : ******: A dark skined ape which is able to mimick human behaviours and sounds with similar physical features - walks on hind legs and survives by stealing whatever it sees. ******s are lesser intelligent animals, much lower than the common ape. Familiar recognizable features are big lips, wide noses and pubic like hair on thier heads. They also smell very bad and are often found in prisons.
204 25 Jan 2006 - 7:38    Vader : Lesson in "How to be a ******", # 28: Use "mutha****a" a lot when speaking, end everything with "knowwhumsain?". In certain instances, you may end sentences with "...n' ****". Knowwhumsain?
205 25 Jan 2006 - 7:40    Vader : Lesson in "How to be a ******, # 29: When the police officer hands you a ticket, tell him it's because you're black. It had absolutely nothing to do with you running the red light moments before.
206 25 Jan 2006 - 7:41    Taylorisimon : I support this petition.
207 25 Jan 2006 - 7:42    Vader : Lesson in "How to be a ******", # 30: Park you car on a college campus and vandalize it. Be sure to spray swastikas and vulgarities on the car, then tell the police you are the victim of a hate crime. Even if you are not an instructor or a student, you'll still be able to sue the school. They'll cave in because you're black.
208 25 Jan 2006 - 7:45    Vader : Lesson in "How to be a ******", # 31: Stop in the middle of the street and get out of your car when you see a homeboy of yours sitting on a curb, leave the door open and walk over and talk to your "homie". Ignore the other drivers honking their horns, they're probably just white folks anyway.
209 25 Jan 2006 - 7:48    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 32: ALWAYS walk down the middle of the street. Never move for any oncoming vehicles. When they honk, just give them a scowl and smack your lips a lot.
210 25 Jan 2006 - 7:50    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", #33: When in a grocery store or any other store, always block the isles, especially for white people. Never move your shopping cart, and never tell your heathen children to move out of the way. Whenever possible, act like you don't see the person trying to get past.
211 25 Jan 2006 - 7:52    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 34: *****es are very sexual (not in a good way). **** anyone or anything.... men, women, children, dogs..... if it has at least one hole, anything goes. Anything to get your freak on.
212 25 Jan 2006 - 7:55    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 35: When your girlfriend turns you in for roasting her 2 year old son in the oven, tell the police the truth.... he broke your Playstation 2. Don't worry, it should work.... you're black, after all.
213 25 Jan 2006 - 7:57    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 36: Black women MUST have at least five kids by at least three different *****es by the age of 21, or you aren't "keepin it real".
214 25 Jan 2006 - 7:59    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 37: Black women do not need babysitters. Tuck your eight children into bed, go out to the clubs and get drunk and "freaked" by five or six *****es. When you return home at 8:45AM, you'll find that someone ratted you out to Child Protective Services. Blame it on your skin and say, "dey tryin' to take my kids cuz I black, dawg!!"
215 25 Jan 2006 - 8:03    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 38: Hang around gas stations and beg white people for money. Intimidation is PLAN B if they refuse. Or, cry RACISM when they kick your ass.
216 25 Jan 2006 - 8:05    Stalin : That includes racism FROM black people too.
217 25 Jan 2006 - 8:05    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 39: Black check-out clerks must NEVER be polite or courteous to white customers, for ANY reason. Overcharge them and keep the change, and NEVER thank them as they're leaving, only give them a dirty look.
218 25 Jan 2006 - 8:08    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 40: Blacks should strive for at least one prison term, so you can get your proper respect from your peers. They will think you are ignorant if you try to go to college, and will think less of you. They'll call you an "oreo".
219 25 Jan 2006 - 8:11    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 41: To the *****, raping a white woman is the same as if she asked him to **** her. Go tell your friends what a "playa you is".
220 25 Jan 2006 - 17:02    marcia : I don't think I have to comment this.
221 26 Jan 2006 - 1:30    Joe Mengele : Vader is SO right about every damn thing he's posted. If I didn't know better, I'd swear he lived on MY street, 'cause I see this **** from those ************s each and every day. Now I have a shotgun, so I can "reach out and touch somebody", if I have to, all in the name of "equality". And people don't think we have TERRORISM in these United States. Take a walk (if you dare) into ANY inner-urban ghetto, and tell me something different. There is WAY more black on white racism than white on black....just ask the DOJ (and the reports they have written). No brag...just fact!
222 26 Jan 2006 - 1:32    John Doe : I support this petition.
223 26 Jan 2006 - 6:12    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 42: When watching a black movie at the theater, it's okay to pull your pistol out and "bust caps" if you like the movie. If you aren't a suspect being led away, remind the media that they wouldn't be airing this incident if it were white people watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Make sure the cameras are rolling when you say it.
224 26 Jan 2006 - 6:14    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 43: Always beg your family and friends for money, and always eat their food. Never pay them back or be there for them in their time of need.
225 26 Jan 2006 - 6:16    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 44: If you somehow become rich, do NOT buy that Hummer or Mercedes Benz. No, no! Rule #1, get a white girl!! Find yourself a white girl with enough low self-esteem to be seen with a *****. Always have a white woman, no matter what she looks like.
226 26 Jan 2006 - 6:19    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 45: To the rappers, always steal white musicians' music and integrate it into your mindless rap songs. They are too busy praising you to sue you.
227 26 Jan 2006 - 6:21    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 46: Rappers should always remind people of how many times they've been shot and lived to tell about it (like we didn't notice them on our TV screens). This way, everyone will respect you even more. Remind everyone that rap music is "the only way out" of the 'hood and crime, as if you weren't still stealing cars, money, or drugs.
228 26 Jan 2006 - 6:23    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 47: When cellmates ask you why you're locked up in prison, always say, "the white man put me up in here, he be keepin' me down."
229 26 Jan 2006 - 6:26    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 48: Always give white people that "hard" stare... squint your eyes and flex your lips. Breathe fast and hard, clench your fists when staring.
230 26 Jan 2006 - 6:51    VADER TIME : boy oh boy. im sure glad some of us in the world have enough free time to post 40+ postings on how to be a ******. i congratulate your heroic efforts vader. you have made your country proud. you must be without a doubt the ultimate loser and geek we hicks and inbreds were lookin for to lead our campaign. i salute you brave soldier. keep fighting the cyber war against all inferior people. white power. SISTER ****ERS FOR LIFE
231 26 Jan 2006 - 6:54    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 49: When you're being taped on COPS, always say, "whatchoo restin me fo, I ain't did nuffin!!" A liberal attourney will see you and come to your aid. Don't worry, the ACLU will pay for it.
232 26 Jan 2006 - 6:56    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 50: Always sit as low as you can when driving. If your friends are following, make sure you all drive alongside each other so you can take up all the lanes. Drive under the minimum speed limit.
233 26 Jan 2006 - 6:59    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 51: Lick your lips and rub your chin a lot in public places, so we know what a "playa" you really are. Make sure a lot of white girls see you doing this.
234 26 Jan 2006 - 6:59    white power : Stop racism deport all lebs from our country they are the biggest racists out,What a great day today Australia day a day to eb a proud white anglo roll on anzac day
235 26 Jan 2006 - 7:01    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 52: For no reason at all, blurt out "KEEPIN IT REEEEAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! !!" and "HHHHEEEEEYYYYYYL LLLLLLLLYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH H!!!!!" You sound ignorant, but hey, they accept *****es these days.
236 26 Jan 2006 - 7:03    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 53: Make up retarded names like ICE-T, ICE CUBE, Notorious B.I.G., and Tupac (Tupunk) to call yourselves. As if Tyrell, LeShawn, and Shenanae weren't retarded enough.
237 26 Jan 2006 - 7:05    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 54: Take ebonics one step further and make up completely new words. Example: "Fo' shizzle" or "dat's da shizznit!!"
238 26 Jan 2006 - 7:08    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 55: Most *****es should die violently by age 30 if they wish to have a legacy. Black women will grow old and teach their niglets lies about white people so they can carry on their practice of whining and receiving handouts, and so they can justify black-on-white crime.
239 26 Jan 2006 - 7:10    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 56: Black pedestrians should cross intersections when the crossing sign clearly says WAIT. Walk slowly so you can hold up traffic.
240 27 Jan 2006 - 1:08    dum nigga : I be a dum *****
241 27 Jan 2006 - 1:35    sand nigger : I'm a sand ******, and I even hate those smelly, lazy ****ing ******s. I may only drive a cab, but at least I have a job.
242 27 Jan 2006 - 6:53    Hal Turner : No matter their position in life, a ***** is always a *****. Basically, a **** with legs. Blacks would **** a snake if someone held it down for them! When will whites wake up to the ugly reality about blacks? They are simply INCOMPATIBLE with white civilization. Period. End of discussion.
243 27 Jan 2006 - 7:23    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 57: Black mothers, you will undoubtedly lose a son or two (or all eighteen), as a result of being gunned down by a police officer during a struggle over the officer's gun. Chimp out in front of the cameras, lie about how your "baby" was a hardworking, loving, caring son.... even though his rap sheet was long enough to wallpaper the complete interior of your project dwelling, and no matter how many times he even beat your ass on certain occasions.
244 27 Jan 2006 - 7:26    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 58: As a negor, it is perfectly acceptable to gun down your best friend in a dispute over a crack *****, a piece of chicken, or even a quarter or dime. The more insignificant the item, the more justified it was to shoot him.
245 27 Jan 2006 - 7:29    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 59: Watch only BET, MTV, or UPN. WB is not completely overrun by *****es yet, so it is not yet appropriate for viewing.
246 27 Jan 2006 - 7:32    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 60: When two *****es are ready to fight each other, they should circle each other for approximately half an hour and tell each other how they are going to hurt each other. "We gonna strap, dawg!" or "do sumfin', muhfugga!"
247 27 Jan 2006 - 7:35    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 61: Speaking of fights, never attack a white person in packs of less than five. Even women, since you'll need at least one ****** to hold each limb while one is raping her.
248 27 Jan 2006 - 7:37    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 62: When black women chimp out, they should talk extremely loud and fast using excessive vulgarities, point a lot, and move their heads side to side and in a circular motion. Spitting while screaming is a plus.
249 27 Jan 2006 - 7:40    Vader : Lesson in "How To Be A ******", # 63: Overexaggerate body language when speaking. The more you exaggerate, the more important you will feel.
250 27 Jan 2006 - 9:16    Al Sharpton : I love ******s....dead.
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