Make the channels normal

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Author: Randy Mintz

Started: September 21, 2005, 3:38:02 am

Target: Comcast

Category: Uncategorized

Supporters:

Goal:

100,000

Goal Progress:

Status

Active

I am very disappointed with the change in channel order. This has ruined my life and the lives of many other people. I wish things could go back to normal. Please sign and help change the channels back.

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jesus said 02/14/07, 4:14 pm (verified)

My Friends, Fuck Comcast indeed. I think we need the revolution. Comcast is in need of a kick to the balls, a public stoning and a witty insult to it’s wretched mother. We must band together. Jesus roadsidejesus.com

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pat_snoop said 12/17/06, 9:44 pm (verified)

i want to steel runescape accounts

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hitler said 11/27/06, 6:48 pm (verified)

get a fucking grip people, they changed channel the line up. im going to guess that your family history has a long line of fuckin psychoes

#30

god said 10/30/06, 1:57 am (unverified)

if a change in the channel ruined my life i would reconsider things and walk out in front of a bus or die of obesity

#29

Victor said 04/22/06, 10:30 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#28

mary said 02/26/06, 2:48 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#27

randman-x said 02/06/06, 9:34 pm (verified)

heres a big ol' donkey dick 4 ya 2 suck on comcast

#26

Ja Rule said 10/10/05, 11:19 pm (verified)

Eat my rancid shit comcast

#25

Ryan said 10/10/05, 9:54 pm (verified)

Fuck Comcast... enough said

#24

Tyler Dornenburg said 10/04/05, 1:06 am (verified)

I wonder how long it would take to break into the comcast headquarters and rewire the circuit board using my bare hands, a screw driver, and 3 lbs. of banana pudding. I think that it may take the same amount of time to do that as it would to get this petition large enough to be slightly meaningful and then convince comcast to stop laughing at it. Maybe if we got some celebrities to sign it then that would help. Like chuck norris! Or maybe hed be too busy kicking cowboy ninja ass to sign a lowsy petition.

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Mrs. Kirk said 09/28/05, 3:05 am (verified)

I'd tap it...

#22

Ron Perrault said 09/24/05, 10:27 pm (verified)

YOU FUCKIN KIDS! THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! COME UPSTAIRS AND BUY ALL MY USELESS SHIT TO GIVE TO YORU FUCKING FAMILIES! STOP LOOKING AT MY FANG! GODDAMN YOU LITTLE PUNKS!

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Ashley Flanders said 09/24/05, 10:16 pm (verified)

Greg Chalder, I want you to lick my crusty, black, size 13 feet. I wnat you to moisten the dry flaky skin on my body with your suculent saliva and maneuvarabele tounge.

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Scott Mintz said 09/24/05, 10:13 pm (verified)

Grrrrr! slobber slobbber GRRRR! ARF! ARF! Slobber GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Emily said 09/23/05, 9:51 pm (verified)

hey randy. long time no talk. my channels are still the same.

#18

Caroline said 09/23/05, 8:11 pm (verified)

only you would make this randy.

#17

bree said 09/23/05, 7:44 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

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Jack Handey said 09/23/05, 2:25 am (verified)

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. Is this a joke, Comcast?

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Dan said 09/22/05, 10:55 pm (verified)

What the fuck? I can't do anything right now. My shits are hurting more than usual and i constantly think someone is behind me! Look what you've done.

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Christian R. Colantonio said 09/22/05, 7:35 pm (verified)

Fuck you comcast, fuck you.

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