Sex education? Condoms? Did I wake up in NAZI GERM...

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Started: March 26, 2005, 4:24:39 am

Target: You know who you are!!!

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The intents of this petition are twofold.

1. Sex education is an outright abomination and needs to be ended. Sex in school? More like AN AFFRONT TO GOD in school. Stop letting the LIEberal DEMONcrats tell children what their genitals are used for without parental consent or ANYTHING. If we don’t tell them what to do with their privates how will they have sex before marriage? They won’t, you stupid fag, think about it. Kids can’t even figure out how to open pill bottles or fire handguns, how in the dickens are they going to solve the unrelenting Rubick’s cube that is sexual intercourse? I’ve been making love to my wife for twenty years and I still usually fail to produce climax on either of our parts so ‘NUFF SAID.

2. Stop selling condoms to people without marriage licenses. Do you remember the verse in the Bible about having wild sex whenever you wanted with whoever you wanted? Trick question, dumb ass, that verse doesn’t even exist. Would anybody ever have unprotected sex? No, of course not, they wouldn’t even consider it and would probably take up a hobby like playing chess or reading Atlas Shrugged if they couldn’t get their heathen hands on a “slick willy” (street slang for condoms). Making sure someone was married before they bought prophylactics would be a one hundred percent failproof method of making sure the only people who had sex were people who were married to each other. Once again, ‘NUFF SAID.

If any of you can think of a single way anything I say in this petition might not work then you must be a dumbass and you can go ahead and tell me your dumb ass opinion and I can laugh at you and the way you’re some kinda ****ing idiot. If anybody agrees, you’re awesome, and you should sign too.

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Jesssuuus said 02/17/06, 8:13 am (verified)

So I go to Jesus and I am like "Jesus do you have sex?" and jesus is like "rarely" And I am like "so...do you agree that sex ed should be taught in schools?" and he's like "whats the worst that could happen? A teenager might have safe sex?" And I am like "ok, thanks. I've been wanting an STD for the longest time anyways. Screw Sex ed and screw condoms." and he is like "well...maybe the latter." and I am like "Jesus you suck so much." and he starts to bawl.

#29

teens are delicious said 02/17/06, 8:06 am (verified)

Why not just get rid of condoms all together. Sex is only meant to reproduce. The only reason it feels good is because if it didn't, our species would die out.

#28

Thomas said 01/02/06, 6:10 am (verified)

Isn't it obvious? The petition creator is really a liberal democrat and he's being sarcastic and mocking Republicans and Bible Bashers. This line gave me a clue. "I’ve been making love to my wife for twenty years and I still usually fail to produce climax on either of our parts so ‘NUFF SAID."

#27

1:00 am said 01/02/06, 6:05 am (verified)

First of all, #14 is right, teens are going to have sex whether they have the choice of condoms or not. Second of all, even if they don't teach it at school, don't you think they'll learn about it on TV with all the pornography or on the streets? Sex education is to protect them so they don't learn about it the wrong way, and so they know how to keep themselves from getting hurt (like aids). Of course kids know how to open pill bottles or fire handguns, its not like the most complicated thing in the world, kids are a lot smarter than that. And once people are married, I highly doubt they'll use condoms at all. Besides, when the teens do have sex (without the opportunity of condoms) aids and pregnancy will spread like wild fire. I actually think sex education should be taught earlier. Cause, like when they try to have sex, they might not be old enough to have sex education, hence forth, putting themself in danger (aids, etc.). I mean, yeah, schools might not should teach the kids, ya know, let the parents go on with that since the parents need to choose whats best for their kids, but other than that, I don't think you're who you claim to be cause I don't know anyone who could possibly think, claim, or say the things you do. "'NUFF SAID."

#26

rubin said 10/27/05, 3:40 pm (verified)

incase you don't know me, i'm a tipical jew with a big, long jweish nose. i take affence to the word "nozi" but i hate niggahs

#25

incorrect said 10/27/05, 9:46 am (verified)

numbers:31 17-18 is: 17 When Moses sent them to explore Canaan, he said, "Go up through the Negev and on into the hill country. 18 See what the land is like and whether the people who live there are strong or weak, few or many.

#24

fagamon who let you out of your fagaball? said 10/04/05, 3:15 am (verified)

dude...so what if they're teaching sex education in school, if 15 year olds are buying slick willys, in the end, if they didn't know, then they would be more intent on doing it WITHOUT protection cuz they didn't know, its best to know then to keep it in the shadows.

#23

alireza said 09/21/05, 3:12 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#22

Pagan Heathen said 09/18/05, 10:55 pm (verified)

I hate these damn catholic/Protestant fucks

#21

whatever. said 09/11/05, 9:06 pm (verified)

I am buddhist. guess that means I'll go to hell eh? well to be honest, heaven wouldnt really be very fun if there are wankers like you up there. give me hell over religious radicals any day. if there is a hell. which I dont believe. in your next life, you'll probably be a worm or something.

#20

fuck the fuking god. said 09/11/05, 9:00 pm (verified)

god's a bastard. numbers:31:17-18:Now kill all the boys. and kill every woman who has slept with a man. BUT SAVE FOR YOURSELVES EVERY GIRL WHO HAS NEVER SLEPT WITH A MAN. yeh, god really isnt a crazy unfair fuck at all, is he?

#19

Amy said 08/05/05, 1:45 am (verified)

fuck god man, Ill have sex when I want. He doesnt controll me

#18

your master said 07/20/05, 8:58 pm (verified)

Idiot You monk

#17

CodeRed® said 07/10/05, 12:04 pm (verified)

Honestly let me tell ya...There is no fucken way im gonna wait till im married to have sex at all. Thats the dumbest damn thing I ever herd. Why the fuck would you wait...That would be hell having to fuck the same person for the rest of my life and you lead my into cheating on my wife. Ill wait till him really old if im gonna marrie.

#16

hasan said 06/06/05, 8:47 pm (verified)

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#15

Mandie said 06/03/05, 4:04 am (verified)

First of all I would just like to say that you are a dumb ass. Are you 12 or something because your claim to be a married man just doesnt seem probable. Also if you have a problem getting it up then that is a persanol problem and should not be shared. I also think that you should be a bit more educated before you start making claims that children are stupid and cannot open pill bottles, or fire handguns. If this is true then how come there are thousands of deaths all over the country of kids accidentally shooting themselves and murders of teenagers by gang members under the age of seventeen? The same thing is true of your "One-hundred percent fail proof method" of no condoms before marriage. If this is so fool proof then why are there thousands of teenage girls getting pregnant because they don't wear condoms? The only thing your "plan" would do is promote un safe sex not stop sex all together. And by the way teens are not stupid they will figure out what to do with thier genetals whether you tell them how to do it safely or not. I think you should do a bit more research on your subject before you go making stupid comments.

#14

astrum a mortuus said 05/27/05, 3:06 am (verified)

oh god not YOU again... (your probably thinkin' the same thing arent you) so here i go again: oh w8...b4 i start i actually semi-agree with you on something and that is that sex-ed is given to children at a way to early age wich can cause problems... well now that thats over... here i go: as to statement number one: by the time kids get arround 14 they'll start noticing what they'r genitals are for but they still wont know how to use them propperly and safely (hey look this is where sex-ed comes in handy) and as for this: I’ve been making love to my wife for twenty years and I still usually fail to produce climax on either of our parts so ‘NUFF SAID. this only indicates that YOU suck at sex i mean come on... i was 16 when i started and i already did a pretty good job then, now i'm 17 and guess what... my gf gets to the freakin' climax point more than once (so just learn how to work with your tools fool) on to statement number 2: how do you think aids is spread so fast? well here's the answer: cuz a lot of people dont use condoms wether they are married or not. and taking the right of unmarried people to buy condoms away will only spread the disease even more. and as for your precious bible the (ORIGINALL) version holds stories of rape and incest and god even aproves of it in there! oh yeah and then there's vergin mary... who magically got pregnant and that idiot of a husband of hers believing her as well... she probably fucked the donkey and got pregnant of that... and as for what james said I'll gladly go to hell you know why? cuz that's the place where the openminded and smarter people seem to b going...

#13

Lydia said 05/27/05, 2:43 am (verified)

It's obvious you do these petitions to get attention *sigh* I quote: If any of you can think of a single way anything I say in this petition might not work then you must be a dumbass and you can go ahead and tell me your dumb ass opinion and I can laugh at you and the way you’re some kinda fucking idiot. If anybody agrees, you’re awesome, and you should sign too And you say you've been married for twety years? I didn't even expect you to be OVER twenty years of age...I said it once and I will say it again , get help and fast...

#12

James said 05/22/05, 9:31 am (verified)

Have fun in hell, kid.

#11

James G said 05/15/05, 6:24 pm (verified)

Excuse me?The only real religion is catholicism? Get yourself straight to fuck. Don't come in here preaching about how being a catholic is the only way to get yourself into heaven when this petition is about sex education in schools. I am 14 years old and I can see you're a biased son-of-a-bitch. But yes, I can agree that pre-marital sex is against the bible, and should be stopped altogether. And James? Take you're own advice you cock-sucking horse-raping ball-licking ass master. There is absolutely no need for you to come on here and talk about you knowing everything. Everyone has their own opinions and you can just shut your fat fucking face while we sign a perfectly good petition. Fucking wankstain.

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