the church of flying spaghetti monster
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Author: kate lodus
Started: November 1, 2005, 6:08:34 am
Target: everybody
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

11
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
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in my religion we believe that the universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. None of us were around to see this of course. i know that this sounds like a hard theory to accpet without much scientific evidence but we have a set of historical documents that say that He exists. we are taking legal action to ensure that the theory of the flying spaghetti monster(flying spaghetti monsterism) be taught in schools. we belive that if all children wore his chosen outfit, a pirate ragalia in shcool and recited his prayer everyday there would be a decline in shcool violence. global warming is the result of a rapid decline in His followers over the last century. He punishes the human race when he becomes angry. If you would liek to become a member of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster sign here. or to learn more about this theory visit the flying spaghetti monster website.



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Andrea Heß said 02/25/07, 5:53 pm (verified)
my his noodely appendage bless us all
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bobbie said 11/01/05, 9:40 am (verified)
yeah i'm tired of this "god" character everyone's talking about. like a bearded man in the sky created the universe... DUH. I sign for the love of Flying Spaghetti Monster.
#10

hellie said 11/01/05, 7:59 am (verified)
i wanna have sex with lindsey lohan
#9

bob said 11/01/05, 7:16 am (verified)
thanks, curses on you too mate
#8

rubob said 11/01/05, 7:14 am (verified)
God is the only way! Curses on you now
#7

bob said 11/01/05, 7:13 am (verified)
what about him?
#6

helly said 11/01/05, 7:12 am (verified)
what about hitler?
#5

muahahaha said 11/01/05, 6:54 am (verified)
this isn't as good as the church of the coffee-drinking chicken, ya know, but it's still good!
#4

hrrison said 11/01/05, 6:44 am (verified)
SYOU STUPID RIGHTEOUS HITLER WANNABE YOU WANNA CONVERT THE HUMAN RACE TO YOUR RELIGION FUCK YOU
#3

bob said 11/01/05, 6:11 am (verified)
lol, interesting theory....
#2

lucy said 11/01/05, 6:08 am (verified)
oh my god
#1