RICHARD SIMMONS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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Author: terrie holden

Started: March 2, 2005, 11:43:10 am

Target: richardsimmons

Category: Uncategorized

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Goal:

1,000

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lets hear it for the perma tanned,sweaty,afro-ed butch(!) teeny shortwearing blubbing david letterman kissing king (or queen)of hi -energy camp aerobics!!!

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babboshka said 06/28/07, 7:32 am (verified)

I LUV U MY BUTT CLENCHUNG FAT BURNING STUD MUFFIN AND WHY WOULD HE MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT? SIMPLE >> HE IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW ... AND sweaty ooOhH

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john said 03/31/07, 9:17 pm (verified)

richrd rules

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richard simmons rocks said 12/17/06, 3:13 am (verified)

Richard Simmons is awesome. When he dies I want to go to his funeral. We love you too, Richard!

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Liz said 11/16/06, 7:10 pm (verified)

Children need exercise in their lives. Richard Simmons Rules!! He will make it happen!

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Jordan said 05/12/06, 2:22 pm (verified)

Because we need a more flamboyent america

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Perry said 05/12/06, 2:19 pm (verified)

go richard!!!

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cindy said 04/11/06, 8:46 pm (verified)

I support this petition because Richard would keep at the job till its done! He will finish it. No more political wars! Gas would be cheaper cause Richard would find another way! No job would be to big for Richard. I'd like to see him make president(one who cares about us small people)!

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richard simmons said 03/19/06, 9:44 pm (verified)

A B C D Email me! Tell me all your hopes and dreams.

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anthony said 12/23/05, 7:21 pm (verified)

With Simmons as president, gas prices are destined to drop and he would be able to tell OPEC to go blow themselves because we could get all of the oil we needed after he is done "Sweatin' to the Oldies" each day!

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jr said 12/23/05, 6:26 am (verified)

Umm...ryne made me sign this...but I believe he's right. At least simmons has a higher IQ

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ryne said 12/23/05, 4:38 am (verified)

I don't think our current president really works that hard, but with a President Simmons, you know he's been working hard when his body is glistening with sweat!

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bryan said 12/23/05, 4:29 am (verified)

I couldnt imagine a more worthy candidate as Mr. Simmons. He gets a lot of flack for being flambuoyant, but I personally think that's what our country needs right now!

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ozzie said 12/05/05, 9:53 pm (verified)

i LOVE richard simmons! i think he would be awesome as pres!!! he gets MY vote!

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al said 12/04/05, 11:38 pm (verified)

Run, Richard, Run!!! Imagine Richard Sweatin’ to the Oldies in the Oval Office.

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Dan The Man said 04/19/05, 9:36 pm (verified)

Richard Simmons...So hot right now!

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king sammey said 03/02/05, 6:21 pm (verified)

i would make a better president than richard but hes the next best thing

johncena said 03/02/05, 1:38 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

leo said 03/02/05, 12:54 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

nina said 03/02/05, 12:41 pm (verified)

who?

nick said 03/02/05, 12:12 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

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