We Want Robin Williams for Dumbledore!
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Author: otter snow
Started: November 3, 2005, 9:21:14 pm
Target: Warner Brothers
Supporters:

77
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
We the undersigned DEMAND that Warner Brothers find a suitable replacement for the late great Richard Harris.

It's obvious to all that Michael Gambon simply isn't able to fill Sir Richard's shoes, which all but ruined Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. He might be able to pull off the role of the evil general in the movie Toys, but when it comes to portraying the greatest wizard who ever lived, we'll pass on Gambon.

So who to replace Mr. Harris as the rightful heir to the role of Albus Dumbledore? Why, none other than the master thespian himself, Robin Williams.

Anybody who has had the immense pleasure of seeing Robin on stage live will know that he is in fact a force of nature, comparable to the comedic genius of another force of nature, Jim Carrey - in fact, even better. Robin's mastery of impropmtu performance and stand up comedy more than qualifies him for the role of a life time - that of Dumbledore!

Therefore, we the undersigned have no choice but to BAN all future Harry Potter movies until Warner Brothers corrects the situation by hiring a suitable replacement for Richard Harris.

For God's sake, do the right thing, Warner Brothers!


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Have a nice day.




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MaryKate said 03/18/08, 4:34 pm (verified)
No way man, Robin Williams is NOT cut out for such a spot
#77

Bridgette said 01/18/07, 11:51 pm (verified)
DONT support this but something has GOT to be said!! they should BAN ALL OTTER SNOW PETITIONS AND THE ONES THAT AREADY EXIST SHOULD BE DELETED!! the only reason u have signatures is because u have a spot on the mugglenet WALL OF SHAME if u didnt know... go to the mugglenet special edition wall of shame and i reccomend all potter h8ers to go the 1st wall of shame ok im speeking on the behalf of every true potter fan...now...listen VERY closley... no matter how many petitons u make on this gay-ass site it WONT make a difference! JKR WILL finish writing the sereis wether u like it or not Warner Bros WILL finish filming the seris with what ever actors THEY WANT (lets hope it stays Rupert, Emma, Dan and everyone else 2!!)so if u like the movies/actors or not they r gonna be released and theyll be the most popular movies EVER, Hp 4 DVD r ALREADY in the guiness book of world records for the fastest selling DVD ever and when Order of The Pheonix comes out on DVD it will top it u and laura mallory should make a " lets-be-the-2-gayest-ppl- on-earth-and-try-and-ban- the-Hp-series-cuz-we-thin k-it-sucks" club so to sum it all up... BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!!!!!! i dont in any way shape or form support this petition or otter snow i think she is a delusional freak that needs to get a life, be BANNED from this website and everyother petition or Hp site on the web AND take a knight bus 2 St. Mungos ASAP PROUD harry potter fanatic PROUDER mugglenet member PROUDEST laura mallory/otter snow H8ER Luv Potter Luv Hogwarts Luv Gryffindor PeAcE ps. harry potter is a BRITISH book writen by a BRITISH author therefor the actors should be BRITISH.....like me=)
#76

Enough! said 10/14/06, 11:29 pm (unverified)
You can actually spell, no you can't be some demented three year old. No, you must just be a demented person. Get a life. Stop spamming the petions. If you seriously believe any of your petitions, may I suggest a straight-jacket? Hmmm?
#75

Kevin said 07/01/06, 9:51 pm (unverified)
No, I change my mind, THIS is the most retarded petition I've ever seen. Dumbledore is an elderly character with a sense of humor, not a comedian. Williams would fail horribly at protarying Dumbledore when he is angry and giving off that feeling that he is the only one Voldemort ever feared. No, screw Williams.
#74

Otter Snow said 05/30/06, 3:25 am (unverified)
I made this petition because it made sense to me. I don't care if you fucked up bitches don't care. I think Robin would be just perfect for Dumbledore.
#73

I can't say that I do, actually, but I shall bring up one of snowy's infamous quotes..."'He might be able to pull off the role of the evil general in the movie Toys, but when it comes to portraying the greatest wizard who ever lived, we'll pass on Gambon.'" Hun, I hate to be the one to tell you, but Dumbledore was never *real*. I know that your mommy probably told you that he was because you saw him in the movies with every other two year old in the world, but he was never real. I'm sorry. Oh, and neither is magic. But hey, if you want to jump off of your house and attempt to use a broomstick to fly, more power to you. Right, guys? ciao, ME WEEP FOR THE DELUSIONAL IDIOTS, FOR MOST OF THEM KNOW NOT WHAT THEY'RE DOING...THEY'RE ALL BEING LEAD BY THIS IDIOT! LONG LIVE GINNY/HARRY! LONG LIVE RON/HERMIONE!
#72

Beatrix said 04/24/06, 4:39 am (verified)
Robin Williams??! Micheal Gambon may be a little crazy, but ROBIN WILLIAMS? AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! For Goodness Sake, Stop making me laugh with you idiotic decisions. Think it up first, Will ya?
#71

what? said 04/03/06, 2:04 am (verified)
i agree that michael gambon sucks, but find some other old geezer, not robin williams. i would like to once more call you a stupid cunt, and once again, ask that you either sterilize yourself, or kill yourself. thankyou for your time, funt.
#70

snowy said 04/03/06, 1:33 am (verified)
I AM NOTHING BUT A WHINY, BITCHY, STUPID AND IMPERCEPTIVE GIRL WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO READ OR WRITE. My hobbies include: ~bashing R/Hr shippers, even though I am obviously the delusional one *giggles*. ~Starting petitions that I know do not make any sense whatsoever. ~*Pretending* that I know how to read and that I read the Harry Potter series. C'mon, we all know that I can't read! That about sums up my hobbies, I guess. I have a secret though...I'm a phsychotic person who hasn't taken their meds since before the release of the greatest book ever, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Now, as a result, I've been starting these petitions and I have developed a nervous twitch that comes back whenever I see or talk to an R/Hr shipper. My other personality and imaginary friend both agree and say that this is because I realize that I am wrong and the R/Hr shippers are right. So, I guess that I'm one fucked up bitch who can't do much of anything but complain. R/Hr 4-evah!
#69

Diana said 03/18/06, 4:49 pm (verified)
I don't like Gambon either. He's weird. But Robin Williams?? LOL. This petition is almost as bad as the one for Samuel L. Jackson as Snape! Robin Williams! Just picturing it might make me collapse with laughter. ROFL. Otter, PLEASE stop this...or rather, DON'T. Keep it up. We all need a good laugh.
#68

Amber said 03/17/06, 10:27 pm (verified)
I agree that Gambon hasn't been doing a lovely job in taking Harris's place, but I don't know about Robin Williams. And, for those who have given you negative feedback, it's your opinion and you're entitled to it.
#67

Lyra Silvertongue said 03/02/06, 5:05 am (verified)
Snowy, I have several things to tell you. First of all, as so many people before me have pointed out, you’re making Americans look extremely bad. I can’t believe some of the comments you’ve made towards the British people—heck, everyone!—in this petition! I hate to use this example, but you’re acting like an American Hitler, with all your ranting and raving and “screw over the British” nonsense! If you’ve ever read Mein Kampf, you would see how—dare I say it?—delusional the bastard was. And I don’t need to remind you of what he did, do I? To all the offended parties: sorry. *Bakes cookies and offers them up* I think that at least someone should make a peace offering and apologize on behalf of…I guess the Americans, because Snowy sure as heck won’t, and as all of us are pretty much representatives to our respective countries…well, you see my point. Back to Snowy: I think that you’ve been raised “wrong”, as we in the south put it. Pure and simple. Between the fact that you’re acting like a small child having a tantrum over a toy, and cursing everyone who even tries to make a legitimate point, it’s either that your parents gave you everything you have ever wanted, or you’re psychotic. Or maybe this is some elaborate joke. I don’t really care. As of this point, IT’S GONE TOO FAR. Just stop right here, unplug the keyboard, and get some help. And one more thing: unless one is pure Native American, most Americans have a least a little British blood. No one is perfectly pure, and that includes you. If you argue to the contrary, well, you just sound like a Death Eater, and anyone who claims to have read the books knows what that means. Stop insulting everyone with a different opinion, put down the keyboard, and get some help. Now. Have a good day/night. -Lyra Silvertongue Oh, and I don’t think you’ll find any errors in this, so don’t bother looking.
#66

Moo Moo Farm said 02/28/06, 7:30 pm (verified)
If this happens, I'm going to gouge my eyeballs out and force them down my ears, before soeing them closed, just to avoid ANY possibility of EVER seeing Dumbledore's character ruined like this. Who knows? I may even strangle myself with my own intestines, or chew off my arms and legs so I can bleed to death.
#65

Allie for Robin Williams said 02/26/06, 12:08 am (verified)
I support this petition. I agree that Gambon was a BIG casting mistake. Robin Williams would do a fantastic job!!!!
#64

Acroma said 02/19/06, 3:26 am (verified)
Pardon my use of smilies, but... 0_0 Robin Williams? As Dumblodore? The only one He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named fears? Who in their right mind, least of all VOLDEMORT, is scared of Robin Williams? I know I'm not.
#63

the apparition said 02/05/06, 5:41 pm (verified)
Wow! I really started laughing! You killed me, Otter....NOW SUFFER!!
#62

MP said 02/05/06, 5:39 pm (verified)
*starts laughing hystarically* OMG, YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID *falls off the seat and begins rolling on the floor* YOU CANT PICK CAST MEMBERS FOR BEANS! *begins gasping for air* REMEMBER! THE GOOD OF DUMBLEDORE AND HIS ARMY WILL CONQUER ALL!!!!!... *runs out of breath and dies*
#61

(howler from snowys mom) said 01/29/06, 5:58 pm (verified)
POSTING ON HERE, I'M SURPRISED THEY HAVEN'T BANNED YOU! YOU WAIT TILL I GET A HOLD OF YOU, I DONT SUPPOSE YOU STOPPED TO THINK WHAT YOUR FATHER AND I WENT THROUGH WHEN WE SAW ALL OF THESE BLOODY PETITIONS!ALL OF OUR FRIEDS ASKING QUESTIONS I THOUGHT YOUR FATHER WOULD DIE OF SHAME! WE DIDNT BRING YOU UP TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS- ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED-YOU'VE MADE A MOCKERY OF THIS FAMILY! ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! AND IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL GROUND YOU FOR CENTURIES!
#60

moo moo farm said 01/14/06, 9:04 pm (verified)
...I'm speechless...Maybe Robin should play the part as if Dumbledore was a genie? Or do the part in drag? He's a comedian, a bit like you. But there's a difference...HES FUCKING FUNNY.
#59

snowy said 01/10/06, 10:48 pm (verified)
Has it occurred to you what a stupid idea that is? Of course, since you're only interested in insulting people who happen to diasgree with you, you can kiss my ass, fuck-for-brains. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#58