I laugh. People who signed this laughed. The whole world is laughing. Last time I checked, Snape was a WHITE british man in the books. Or are you B & W blind as well as color blind for mixing blonde Ashley with fuzzy brunette Emma?
IN VOMIT WE TRUST
*ahem* you do realize that Snape is supposed to be white, right? I think all of the actors/actresses you have chosen to play the characters in HP are quite laughable. Nothing wrong with THEM of course, just that most of them are NOT BRITISH, which I think may be a teeny tiney drawback but hey whatever floats your boat.
*Disclaimer- I do IN NO WAY support this petition, just venting after reading all of these stupid petitions...
i DONT support this but something has GOT to be said!!
they should BAN ALL OTTER SNOW PETITIONS AND THE ONES THAT AREADY EXIST SHOULD BE DELETED!!
the only reason u have signatures is because u have a spot on the mugglenet WALL OF SHAME if u didnt know... go to the mugglenet special edition wall of shame
and i reccomend all potter h8ers to go the 1st wall of shame
ok im speeking on the behalf of every true potter fan...now...listen VERY closley...
no matter how many petitons u make on this gay-ass site it WONT make a difference!
JKR WILL finish writing the sereis wether u like it or not
Warner Bros WILL finish filming the seris with what ever actors THEY WANT (lets hope it stays Rupert, Emma, Dan and everyone else 2!!)so if u like the movies/actors or not they r gonna be released and theyll be the most popular movies EVER, Hp 4 DVD r ALREADY in the guiness book of world records for the fastest selling DVD ever and when Order of The Pheonix comes out on DVD it will top it
u and laura mallory should make a " lets-be-the-2-gayest-ppl- on-earth-and-try-and-ban- the-Hp-series-cuz-we-thin k-it-sucks" club
so to sum it all up... BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!!!!!!
i dont in any way shape or form support this petition or otter snow i think she is a delusional freak that needs to get a life, be BANNED from this website and everyother petition or Hp site on the web AND take a knight bus 2 St. Mungos ASAP
PROUD harry potter fanatic
PROUDER mugglenet member
PROUDEST laura mallory/otter snow H8ER
Luv Potter
Luv Hogwarts
Luv Gryffindor
PeAcE
ps. harry potter is a BRITISH book writen by a BRITISH author therefor the actors should be BRITISH.....like me=)
i DONT support this but something has GOT to be said!!
they should BAN ALL OTTER SNOW PETITIONS AND THE ONES THAT AREADY EXIST SHOULD BE DELETED!!
the only reason u have signatures is because u have a spot on the mugglenet WALL OF SHAME if u didnt know... go to the mugglenet special edition wall of shame
and i reccomend all potter h8ers to go the 1st wall of shame
ok im speeking on the behalf of every true potter fan...now...listen VERY closley...
no matter how many petitons u make on this gay-ass site it WONT make a difference!
JKR WILL finish writing the sereis wether u like it or not
Warner Bros WILL finish filming the seris with what ever actors THEY WANT (lets hope it stays Rupert, Emma, Dan and everyone else 2!!)so if u like the movies/actors or not they r gonna be released and theyll be the most popular movies EVER, Hp 4 DVD r ALREADY in the guiness book of world records for the fastest selling DVD ever and when Order of The Pheonix comes out on DVD it will top it
u and laura mallory should make a " lets-be-the-2-gayest-ppl- on-earth-and-try-and-ban- the-Hp-series-cuz-we-thin k-it-sucks" club
so to sum it all up... BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!!!!!!
i dont in any way shape or form support this petition or otter snow i think she is a delusional freak that needs to get a life, be BANNED from this website and everyother petition or Hp site on the web AND take a knight bus 2 St. Mungos ASAP
PROUD harry potter fanatic
PROUDER mugglenet member
PROUDEST laura mallory/otter snow H8ER
Luv Potter
Luv Hogwarts
Luv Gryffindor
PeAcE
ps. harry potter is a BRITISH book writen by a BRITISH author therefor the actors should be BRITISH.....like me=)
Allright. I thought you were serious, when I read your "Ultimate Betrayal" petition, and I thought: OK then, another delusional shipper. Then I read the petitions about the Harry/Hermione Actors and I thought: Wow, this guy is even more delusional, than I thought. But this is ridiculous and I compliment you on pulling off a great joke.
You obviously are a joke. No Harry Potter fan can possibly be THIS retarded. You've outdone yourself. Well done!
Sam Jackson? The awesome, thuggish, bad-ass who portrayed one of the coolest Jedi Masters in Star Wars?
I can't stop laughing.
OMG.
Ahaaahhaaaaaaa!! OMG. I laughed when I saw his pic. I FELL ON THE FLOOR. Not being a racist here, people, but, Snape is supposed to be PALE. And greasy and, you get it. Alan Rickman is pretty cool; He’s not half-bad looking either.
But Samuel Jackson??
Oh, my gosh, I can barely breath, OMG, ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
He’s supposed to be BRITISH anyway. You’re giving my American cousin a bad name to her country. So shut up. My gosh, don’t you EVER shut the fuck up?? Star Wars is kinda sucky for me coz I HATE sci-fi, but Samuel Jackson??
Get a life son of a bitch.
What the fuck are you on? you are simply a fucking idiot. Besides the harry/hermione ship and the Sam Jackson as Snape, you must be a fucking retard. I hope this is a joke but lets face it no one from Warner bros is gonna give a shit about you and your sad little campaign
Okay at first i thought this was a joke. Jackson's a good actor, I'll admit. But Snape is clearly described s PALE and SALLOW a million times. Jackon is simply not pale and sallow. He's black! I think even he would laugh at this. Come on! Jackson's also American, and JKR wants only Britih actors! Otter, you need to get your brain checked, 'k, honey?
FUCK YEAH NIGGAH LET DIS HERE NIGGAH PLAY DAT FUCKIN SNAPE GUY IT WOULD BE THE PERFECT ROLE AFTER THE CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE "SNAKES ON A PLANE" FUCK YEAH
HERE IS WHAT THE BOOK SAYS THE FIRST TIOME WE SEE SNAPE
"Hagrid was drinking deeply from his goblet. Professor McGonagall was talking to Professor Dumbledore. Professor Quirrell, in his absurd turban, was talking to a teacher with greasy black hair, a hooked nose and sallow skin."
last i checked sallow meant PALE and in FUCKING HELL can a BLACK guy play a person with PALE SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell yeah, I could do it! But only if you let me unload on that Watson girl.
"Flaborius Corrundum!"
"What?!"
"It's a spell."
"ENGLISH, motherfucker?! Do you speak it?!"
"Don't yell at me, please!"
"Well, well... look at the big brain on Hermione!"
Awesome.
Are you out of your fucking mind....this must be coming from some US citizens (lol). It just must be. Alan Rickman is the best man on board. (apart from Coltrane). Thankfully Jo would not ever comply with this request. Simply because she decided to ONLY cast British actors for the HP roles. So there goes your petition; waste of time!!! Fcuk you for bothering ;-)
POSTING ON HERE, I'M
SURPRISED THEY HAVEN'T
BANNED YOU FROM HERE YOU WAIT
TILL I GET A HOLD OF YOU, I
DONT SUPPOSE YOU STOPPED TO
THINK WHAT YOUR FATHER AND I
WENT THROUGH WHEN WE SAW ALL
OF THESE BLOODY PETITIONS!ALL
OF OUR FRIEDS ASKING QUESTIONS
I THOUGHT YOUR FATHER WOULD
DIE OF SHAME! WE DIDNT BRING
YOU UP TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS-
ABSOLUTELY
DISGUSTED-YOU'VE MADE A
MOCKERY OF THIS FAMILY! ITS
ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! AND IF
YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF
LINE WE'LL GROUND YOU FOR
CENTURIES!
Having looked at thia and (most of) your other petitions, I can honestly say that you Snowy, are THE stupidest, most deluded, ignorant, unintelligent, purile Harry Potter "fan" on the internet, maybe in the world EVER. Seriously..is this a wind up? Are you blind? Not only does your casting choice for Hagrid look nothing like him, you suggestion for Hermione ia a friggin crackwhore. In case you haven't noticed, Samuel L jackson (awesome actor ill give you that) is BLACK! And AMERICAN! What's that I hear you say? Snape is black? And American? NO HE ISNT. SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING MORON?!
and theres the 'go fuck yourself' comment, and you, dumbass as you are, have just proved emmi's point.
wow you're a dipshit...
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!
Thank you, Emmi. I hope we reach the numbers as well. And with your support, I'm sure we will.
As for my vocabulary, the only three words you need be concerned with are: GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
I wonder, does your vocabulary actually have more than 100 words?
You don't get it. I want to see you reach the number so you will understand that you have failed. Your time will have been wasted. You will never change anything.
This just keeps getting better and better. Emerson was right--delusional is such a perfect word for this. You actually think you can CHANGE something.
Let me tell you something. Your opinion isn't that important.
I support this petition.
oh yeah.
y'know, snowy, when i read your petitions, i really thought "OMG! why didn't i think of that?!"
c'mon people, let's support this really insightful, inspired and obviously intelligent petition!
and oh, snowy, you can kill yourself now.
hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaahahahahahahahahahah aahahahahahahahahahaahaha hahah
*Rowling in the floor*
*Holding mi ribs*
*Brethless*
*Hiting the keyboard*
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU-GOTTA-BE-KIDING-ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
OMG!!!!!
I think I need a bathroom...
Are you stupid or blind???
Alan Rickman Rocks
Alan Rickman Rocks
Alan Rickman Rocks
Alan Rickman Rocks
Alan Rickman Rocks
Alan Rickman Rocks
hahahahahahaahahahahahaha hahahahaahahahah
*Somebody help me!!*
hahahahahahahaah.
Oh mate, trhanks for tha joke, That's the funiest thing I've ever heard in my life...*sigh*
Bye
melly - hate to break it to ya, dipshit, but that wasn't me. Sorry so many people disagree with your dumb ass.
doomsday jesus - thank you for your wise words.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
aaaaaaaawwwwwww...
is snowy signing her own petitions just so that someone agrees with her?
...sad...sad...
try harder next time dipstick...
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!
I support this petition.
Samuel L. is the best, fuck all you haters, you can suck it.
It'd be kinda hard for him to drop 'muthafucker' somewhere in the movie, but if anyone can do it, it's Sam the Man.
Ok now you are just doing this for the attention, or are you really that stupid? By the way just how many stars are there in the "galazy"? Dumbass go jump off a bridge.
Are you out of your mind? SAMUEL L JACKSON AS SNAPE? What the fuck is wrong with you, child?
First of all, J.K. Rowling wanted BRITISH ACTORS for the HP movies. Is Samuel L Jackson fucken BRITISH? Hm, let's think about that for a second... NO!
Rickman makes an awesome Snape, so stop trying to act like you know shit because obviously you don't. And banning future Harry Potter movies? Are you for real? Honestly, you have got to be the most idiotic person ever. This is Harry Potter. Not Star Wars. Get over yourself.
Emerson was the man for calling crazy ppl like snowy dilusional....
Harry Potter+ Ginny Weasley
Ron Weasley+
Hermione Granger
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
go suck garden gnome ass snowy!!!!
JKR's books rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow...................... ......................... ......................... .
u have just gotten stupider! ..................amazing !
o nd lkie my speling???
u of al ppl wood corect spelin u cant even type somethin w/o soundin stupid!
there must be something seriously wrong with you otter snow.i mean, come on, samuel L jackson is nothing like the snape that we all know in the books, and no matter how good he acts, he could never portray snape in a way that is the least bit acceptable. you could not have picked a more opposite person to snape, and you want him to play him in a movie? and one more thing that you ALWAYS seem to forget...HE IS AMERICAN!!!!! what is with your determination to get american actors to play in the harry potter movies?! the story was WRITTEN TO BE BRITISH. its not one of those novels that can be made into a film of any nationality!jkr made it british and it will always stay that way. now, i have nothing against americans, and me being british and all, but can we just BE SENSIBLE HERE PEOPLE!!! otter snow is a suckass dipshit ho, and never should have become a harry potter fan. just DIE, snowy, DIIIIIE!!!! please!
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!
I DO NOt support this petition! U r so sad snowy! ok Sam L Jackson hav nufin against him but Alan Rickman is the best actor in the movie!!! AND Snape is supposed to be very pale whereas Sam L Jackson is black and has curly hair unlike Snapes long greasy hair. Geez! Get a life!
ok, snowy, let's get a couple thing strait. 1st of all, does this guy look like Snape? nooooooo, he doesnt. he looks like a black guy with curly hair. is Snape black? no, he's supposed 2 be so bloody pale that it makes albinos ashamed. does Snape have curly hair? no, he has long, greasy, black hair. oh, and one more thing... OF COURSE THEY ARENT SCARED OF HIM! HE'S AN ACTOR! THEY'RE ALL BLOODY ACTORS! THE ACTORS ARENT SCARED OF ALAN RICKMAN! AND THE CHARACTERS THEMSELVES HAVE HAD A COUPLE OF YEARS TO GET USED TO SNAPE AND BEGIN TO GET OVER THEIR FEARS!!!!! well, that's all 4 me. oh, and btw... WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP MAKING SNIDE COMMENTS ABOUT AMERICANS?! WE'RE NOT ALL BAD, IT'S JUST THIS SNOWY PERSON!!!!!
Yes, Sam Jackson is a bad mofo, and would indeed scare the pants off his Potions students, you seem to be forgetting the character of Snape. Snape is said to be a nasty man with a dry wit, and a special hate for pretty much anyone who isn't Slytherin. He is more of a quietly menacing figure, swooping out of the shadows like some kind of bat. Jackson, however, will be right there in the open, busting a cap in your ass. Not to be racist or anything, but he doesn’t exactly look like a sallow faced man with longish greasy hair and a large hooked nose. If you’re going to start a petition to get an actor to replace Alan Rickman, then please get someone who actually looks the part, alright?
Alen Rickman is AWESOME!!!!!!
No person in their sane state of mind would ban the movies just beccause some inane dumbass wants to make a useless petition. And even iff they DID put SLJ as SS, there'd be riots. Angry, veerrryyyy violent riots.
Snowy I seriously hope you are just kidding with all this because there is no way anyone could be that stupid as to make all these dumb and pointless petitions. But you seriously make me laugh so hard! If you are really serious then you have brain damage.
you are right, samn is the man, but rickman does a terrific job as snape...when i saw him on screen i just thought "wow..." because something very close to that was how i pictured snape in my mind...and sam does not look like snape...snape is white...not black...just saying...not racial at all...but you continue to suggest AMERICANS for a BRITISH film...erm...i hear the bad accents coming on...there aren't any Americans in the British harry potter movies.
I'm gonna shoot you in the ass, suckah! Don't you try none of that vampire shit on me, white boy, I'll fuck you up real bad.
Gotta run now, I'm gonna kick that goddamn Anakin in the balls for what that muthah fuckah did to me in Star Wars.
Chosen One, my ass. Here's one light saber enema, special delivery.
BAD MUTHA FUCKAH
I warn all not to read any More it is not for the faint of heart..hahahaha
Im with sock but what the hell vampira??? Lord Voldermort????? hhahaha do you like death voldermort do you do you wade in a pool of blood bask in the plessure of all that will end ??? Do you slow kill same one just to have something to do?, slowly cut throw the chest and drink the life blood of your foe?? taking the heart slowly out of the chest of your foe and eating it??? do you delit in killing? riping your foe slowly open before the breath there last breath??? HAHAHA you cannot handle the death of it all hahahaha...
Form Shadow vampira
Like the new Name???
Otter Snow is not and never has been a true Fan of HP she just likes Petitioning she has only watched the HP movise and never read any book in her life and and got her freinds to tell her what happens in book 5,6.
Nov/9 11:18pm Canada
Dude. Times zones freak with my brain!!!!!!
Any who
OMG!! Snowy (Et.al)! Three whole years Snowy?!! Really? My God, I've only been reading since 1998 which is no where as long as...wait! It's longer!!
Are you saying no one in your looney group of friends (Which I suspect is just you and well you) has been reading HP for longer then three years?
Also I notice that, that date seems to be about when the first movie came out. VERY interesting.
Have you actually read the book? It's ok if you havn't. I know it had some very long words in in it.
By the way snowys site is down hahahaahahaha this is what it said:
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I have a treat for all my readers today here is a letter snowy had on her web page have a Laugh and a ... read:
To J.K. Rowling:
First off, we would like to thank you for your amazing books. Harry Potter has evolved to be a huge phenomenon, and has touched a part of many of our lives.
This petition is not to convince you to write your novels in a way different then you have already planned. It is also not to tell you that we hate you, your characters or the choices you have made.
We are a group of human beings who believe in love forming from friendship. Above everything else we believe that love stems from trust, patience, kindness and loyalty. We believe in emotional connection rather then physical attraction, and that tension does not equal a happy relationship.
We are fans of both Hermione Granger and Harry Potter in your series. We love these characters separately, as well as together. We feel the potential love between these two people could have conquered Voldemort, and made your series truly spectacular. We do not hate Ron more then any other ship does. You would be mis-spoken to say that any of us dislike Ron, specifically because we do want Harry and Hermione to be together romantically, so please do not think ill of us.
We have an amazing fan base online; some of us have been fans for over 3 years, others have just joined recently. What binds us together is that we all feel that underneath the surface of your novels, underneath the pages is the potential for a wonderful relationship. We have felt hints towards this pair, not only in the Goblet of Fire, but also in the Order of the Phoenix. Many essays have been written regarding how this couple has been hinted in your novels, and how they are meant to be together. Many articles of art have been made in honour of this couple. Many stories have been written, inspired solely by your writing and the romance between these two people.
We simply ask that you do not push us aside and th
dear..dear..dear... lost caseses..hmm..oww.. hahaha snowy everone hates you hahaha this is to much hahaha oww dear snowy otter/Zombie Queen /goldfish/troll/oger you must have pick up by know that people hate you please kill yourself and burn in hell hmmm.. fire... hahaha.. i suppose i should start my own web page titled "crap news".com for everyone to laugh at snowy who can't catch a hint even if it hit that drag Queen in the face.. hahahaaha
Why yes it is a joke my dear sock i realy do think snowy otter should get out a little more and reply to my comments the only reson wy im here is to laugh at snowy otter and read other peoples "theories" on the books i my self know a large amount already hmmmm... it is 8:04am in NZ where the hell r all of u from anyway??????. owww well i will probibly have to what till tomorrow to here a reply to this...
From shadow/true fan
To Sock_Puppet/true fan?
posted:
November 10 / 2005
Hi Shadow! I remember you from the other petitions. ^__^
Ok I checked out the site and...well you want Samuel L. Jackson to play Snape. This is all a very extensive joke. At least I hope so.
Instead of Sammy playing Snape I think Alan Rickman should just quote Pulp Fiction in the next HP movie. Aprently that's what you want to see (Just imagine Snape citing Ezekiel 25:17 to Harry?!?! wtf) And Snape will remain white.
Why yes snape is a vampire...hahaaha if he is harrys realy a troll.. AHM i will say this once for all you less notafid people snape is not a vampire if you read the discrpition of all the other death eaters you would start to pick up must of them have sunkin white skin for must in there description.
Is these another one off that sniviling gold fishes(an in snowy otter) petitions?? that drag Queen she needs to get a life Snowy GO HOME STAY THERE AND PLAY With YOURSEIF and leave these good people alone dam i need a cat and same skoba gear hmmm.. then she will not came back...
From Shadow
To the Goldfish
Simply stated- you are no good at making petitions that MAKE SENSE. All you want is attention, and you know it. You've made yourself the most hated person on this petition program, I'd have you know. Oh, and don't even TRY to deny this- you're ABSOLUTELY JEALOUS of J.K Rowling. Face it, you were born an idiot, and you will remain an idiot. You only have your parents to hate for that, not us.
You call everybody the no-no words (giggle) and then you start reciting scripture. I'm a bit confused. Hmmmmmmm...Ummm...canon isn't an issue for you, is it? Snape is supposed to have sallow, pale skin not because JKR or anyone else is racist but because it's..fitting for a vampiric man, and Rickman's a good Snape. Sure, I'd make a petition for Mike Newell to make Dan cut his hair even though they've stopped filming, and from the recent interview pictures I've seen, he has cut it. Damn you, Newell or whoever it is who decides the hair!!!!, but this is ridiculous. Actually, what I just said was sorta ridiculous...ah well. ANNNNNNND...did you just say that Snape was God? That would suck. Blasphemy!!!!
Wow. All of this really is a joke! XD
Look, Samuel L Jackson is a great actor, and I think he'd do a wonderful job as Kingsley (in fact, when I first read Kingsley's description, this guy was what came to mind!) but not Snape.
Okay, now you just want attention. I get it, I get it. Snape doesn't yell, not really. Samuel L. Jackson yells EVERYTHING. This is not a good pair.(I'm going to swear here, watch out) "Occlumacy motherfucker! Can you do it?" Oh no, we can't have that now can we? (hint: the answer is no)
"What does Dumbledore look like?"
...
"What country you from!"
"What?"
""What" ain't no country I know. Do they speak English in "What?"
"What?"
"English, motherfucker! Can you speak it?"
OK, now I just know you have to be a fucking joke. You have always talked in previous petitions about "casting mistakes", but this has to be the stupidest shit I've ever seen.
And by the way, the bible is all total bullshit. Why the fuck are you talkin bout da bible?
