Okay, this petition may seem totally stupid and completely retarted, but that may have something to do with the fact that it is. Or maybe it's because you hunt way to much Jonah and don't know about anyhting else in this world. Like Jonahs for instance. Peaceful man, tried to hide from God, God knew where he was at, got some dudes to throw him off the ship and a giant whale ate him (Jonah). Later the whale got sick, as do all whales, and threw Jonah and whatever else the whale had in him up on this beach. Then Jonah went and led many people to Christ. See their, all you stupids are out there tryin hunt the Jonah, while al these whales are over populating the ocean. HUNT THE FREAKIN WHALES! They all beach themselves eventually anyway, or get caught by some eskimo. But ya see, they know not to hunt the Jonah. So people, please don't hunt Jonah. All he did was hide form God and save people from going to hell. Now please do not misunderstand the previous statement, you most certainly will not go to hell for hunting the Jonah, it's just that there aint many of them left. I mean, c'mon folks, how many people are named Jonah these days? Now sign the petition and gop eat the rest of your fruit loops before they get all soggy.

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