Brian should not be allowed to play any album by C...
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Author: Kain Tietzel
Started: September 2, 2005, 5:29:57 am
Target: Brian Kirwin
Supporters:

14
Goal:

30
Goal Progress:

47% Complete
Status

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Enough is enough! It is a violation of common civil and human rights for anyone to have to put up with listening to the dreary, self-flaggelating lyrics and banal musicianship of coldplay.

No workplace should have to endure such trite.
No employee should have to suffer from acute eardrum boredom by being forced to listedn to the N'th rotation of any of their soft-rock anthems.

Just say no to coldplay in the workplace!



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maddison said 01/27/06, 6:50 am (verified)
dear mr "fuck you", i don't think you have actually listened to a cold play album, for if you had, and you had any decent sense of civility, you would realise that it's just a pile of banal minutia. their music is weak as piss, uninspiring, samesy and will leave barely a nose-wipe on the forearm of musical integrity.
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FUCK YOU!!!!!! said 09/24/05, 5:07 am (verified)
Coldplay are fucking excellent!!! They are easily the best most talented new band in the world today. If you god damn bastards cant understand it, then stop bitching about it! Coldplay are one of the greatest bands of all time. Have you even fucking listened to one of their albums? It isnt depressin! Its motherfucking upliftting When I counted up my Demons/ Saw there was one for every day/with the good ones on my shoulder/ I drove the other ones away. they are fucking ace. Coldplay =ACE!!!
#13

C said 09/02/05, 7:26 am (verified)
I fucked all your mothers and sisters today
#12

brian kirwin said 09/02/05, 7:22 am (verified)
i suck balls
#11

sales bitch said 09/02/05, 7:05 am (verified)
Brian should not be able to play any music at any time. Let's face it, as soon as Mr Kirwin likes a band, they instantly loose all credibility. Not that coldplay, startship or europe ever had any.
#10

Derek said 09/02/05, 6:59 am (verified)
Hmmm... They almost look the same!
#9

Le`Ben said 09/02/05, 6:58 am (verified)
I vote for another petition that stops brian from playing the final countdown, welcome to the jungle and celine dion
#8

maniffest said 09/02/05, 6:52 am (verified)
coldplay is kewl. kewl like yor mum
#7

Rachy said 09/02/05, 6:14 am (verified)
Hey brian !
#6

Brian Dunlop said 09/02/05, 6:06 am (verified)
I am brian I can do what I like! COLDPLAY SMOKES BOWLS!! LOL
#5

Lea Riley said 09/02/05, 5:58 am (verified)
Brian... it may soothe the clients, but can Kain create under that monotony???
#4

coldplay said 09/02/05, 5:38 am (verified)
who the hell is brian and why is he torturing people with our soulful melodies and beautiful chords. boo brian, booo...
#3

steve fanale said 09/02/05, 5:37 am (verified)
oh yes, coldplay does certainly suck balls. death to mr kirwin. DEATH!
#2

hiredgoon said 09/02/05, 5:29 am (verified)
oh man, is this petition on the money! yeah, damn tooting - no human being should have to put up with coldplay. they totally suck.
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