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Created by Teab ag on January 18, 2006, 12:03 am

this man must be sent from earth to space. he ruined the Classic Van Halen name and identity by singing love songs in Van Hagar. he is a fraud of a man who wears capris and looks like ronald mcdonald! he continues to try and sing VH tunes as this week when he attempted to sing Runnin with the devil and people started throwing happy meal prizes. real men dont wear capris and front men should never be fat. please expose this fraud of a man for the woman he is.

if only we could raise enough donations to blast him off into his own shuttle into outer space so the earth would be right again.
      


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103 23 Jul 2008 - 4:53    lauren hall : I support this petition.
102 30 Jun 2008 - 8:49    crazed bastard : **** YES **** HAGAR THAT ****!
101 7 Jun 2008 - 20:01    David Lee Roth : Thanks guys!
100 4 Dec 2007 - 16:07    LAURA : I WORK FOR THE ASS HOLE ON HIS WEB SITE HE IS A **** AND A GREEDY ASS SPOILED BABY
99 6 Sep 2007 - 16:05    Joe King :
98 24 Apr 2007 - 20:34    Amy : Yes, he really does ****. An ex dragged me to a concert. That is one of the many reasons he is my ex.
97 17 Apr 2007 - 11:08    Patti Lake : Hmmmm....are you sure it wasn't DLR that started this petition in the first place? LOL!!!
96 18 Mar 2007 - 12:58    Tim : Sammy blows, I support this petition.
95 9 Jan 2007 - 8:04    Sammy Suck : The best part of Sammy dripped down his mommy's leg. sammy.hagar.justgotowned. com
94 25 Nov 2006 - 3:23    Comments don't work!!! :
93 25 Nov 2006 - 3:23    Vince Neil : Sammy kicks David Lee Roth's ass!!! Sure classic VH was good, but Van Hagar is awesome!!
92 25 Nov 2006 - 3:21    Mark Broccardo : Sammy kicks David Lee Roth's ass!!! Sure classic VH was good, but Van Hagar is awesome!! Sammy is a better entertainer than DLR.
91 21 Apr 2006 - 19:26    DLR : **** sammy hagar..he ruined van halen
90 21 Mar 2006 - 5:54    BURN IN HELL ROTH : Yeah for sure. ROTH is a ****ing joke and anyone who likes him obviously likes to eat their own **** barf it out and eat it again cause that's about what listening to his songs is like **** van halen long live VANHAGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
89 21 Mar 2006 - 5:51    ROTH SWALLOWS CUM : I agree roth is the biggest loser in the history of music, he needs to be stabbed in the **** until he dies that way no more little ****** ass *****es can be made named ROTH....DIE ***** DIE!!!!!!!!!!
88 21 Mar 2006 - 5:48    ROTH IS A BITCH : Roth is the biggest ****** i have ever seen how anyone even thinks he a rock n roll i will never know he's a ****in joke and should be **** in the ass by horses until he dies......
87 12 Mar 2006 - 9:34    Yup! : I support this petition.
86 10 Mar 2006 - 5:23    Roth is a FAG : **** all you Roth loving *****s Hagar is by far a better lead man and singer than that spandex wearing FAG ROTH
85 10 Mar 2006 - 2:18    Roth4Life : Sammy Is Garbage He Can`t Sing And He`s A Little Wanna Be ***** He`s Fat Old Scruffy And A Piece Of **** That Is Polluting Rock N` Roll As We Know It! DOWN WITH SAMMY HAGAR!! DAVID LEE ROTH IS GOD!!!!
84 1 Mar 2006 - 9:01    Lou : Rushgedlife from newsgroup alt.music.van-halen is posting as TikiGod and loveuhowie at Roth Army because hes an obsessed Hagar **** ****ing *****
83 26 Feb 2006 - 22:49    Nathan Reynolds : We don't need Sammy Hagar, That weak ass Jimmy Buffet wannabee.
82 26 Feb 2006 - 22:35    DaLeeRo : Sammy Hagar ****s donkey's ****!!!!
81 26 Feb 2006 - 18:59    spermmy the guzler : my name is spammy hagar and I love to swallow daves load!
80 26 Feb 2006 - 14:02    DLR forever : I support this petition.
79 26 Feb 2006 - 13:58    David Lee Wrath : Sammy is doing your mom while you Rothtards sign this petition. Sleep tight, ass-clowns. :)
78 26 Feb 2006 - 4:20    Chris Miller : Get this dumb**** and his gay ass followers off the planet
77 26 Feb 2006 - 1:36    David Lee Roth : At least I have 450 signitures on my petition to get me off radio. See I can be better than sam
76 26 Feb 2006 - 1:35    David Lee Roth : I LOVE SAMMY. Stop this stupid petition
75 26 Feb 2006 - 1:34    ROTH ARMY : WE KNOW DAVE ****S BE WE KEEP HOPING HE WILL LET US **** HIS ****.
74 26 Feb 2006 - 1:33    Mary : SAMMY RULES.. ROTH ****S AND HIS SHOW IS IN THE TOILET LIKE HIS CAREER
73 26 Feb 2006 - 0:07    sam H : bette midler is my idol!
72 25 Feb 2006 - 22:42    Mikey A. : Yeah GET RID OF SAMMY... Wait... no! Sammy don't hurt me!!!
71 25 Feb 2006 - 22:40    Jesus Christ : Sammy Hagar has no penis. Peace be with you my children.
70 25 Feb 2006 - 21:36    Brett : I´m even more mediocre, i´m the king of mediocre
69 25 Feb 2006 - 21:33    vhlinks : Sammy is an nice man, he´s so mediocre, so are we !
68 25 Feb 2006 - 20:45    Sammy Hagar : I need to get back to the 9, anyway...this seems like the quickest way to do it. No stoppin' the red rockin!
67 25 Feb 2006 - 10:27    Dave's Bitch : eh why not
66 25 Feb 2006 - 3:22    spermmy hoger : the best song I ever wrote was poundgays! top it DLR!
65 24 Feb 2006 - 23:01    DLR : I think Sammy sings better than me.. Honest I do!
64 24 Feb 2006 - 23:00    DLR ARMY : We really are all GAY and want to **** Dave's ****.
63 24 Feb 2006 - 22:59    Eddie : There will never be a reunion with Dave - EVER EVER you DLR ARMY SCUM.
62 24 Feb 2006 - 22:58    Mary : VAN HAGAR RULES
61 24 Feb 2006 - 21:33    Rushgedlife : I want to **** Sammy Hagar's little ****. I bet it tastes all nice and juicy, like his tequila.
60 24 Feb 2006 - 20:30    Bastardog : I support this petition. Implode him
59 24 Feb 2006 - 20:28    Carlos Rios : I support this petition. Send this clown to Mars
58 24 Feb 2006 - 20:14    franksters : I support this petition.Spammy hagar ruined vh
57 24 Feb 2006 - 20:03    Chiquita : Get lost Sammy
56 24 Feb 2006 - 19:58    Ex Wife : Sammy = loser
55 24 Feb 2006 - 19:57    Betty Boobs : Cabo slurping dumb**** that sammy
54 24 Feb 2006 - 19:55    Steve Vai : Sammy a guitar player ? bwhahahaha
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