Remove Spammy Hagar from earth
Published January 18, 2006
this man must be sent from earth to space. he ruined the Classic Van Halen name and identity by singing love songs in Van Hagar. he is a fraud of a man who wears capris and looks like ronald mcdonald! he continues to try and sing VH tunes as this week when he attempted to sing Runnin with the devil and people started throwing happy meal prizes. real men dont wear capris and front men should never be fat. please expose this fraud of a man for the woman he is.
if only we could raise enough donations to blast him off into his own shuttle into outer space so the earth would be right again.
if only we could raise enough donations to blast him off into his own shuttle into outer space so the earth would be right again.
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