Remove Spammy Hagar from earth
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Author: Teab ag
Started: January 18, 2006, 12:03:59 am
Target: Van Hagar
Supporters:

109
Goal:

1
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
this man must be sent from earth to space. he ruined the Classic Van Halen name and identity by singing love songs in Van Hagar. he is a fraud of a man who wears capris and looks like ronald mcdonald! he continues to try and sing VH tunes as this week when he attempted to sing Runnin with the devil and people started throwing happy meal prizes. real men dont wear capris and front men should never be fat. please expose this fraud of a man for the woman he is.

if only we could raise enough donations to blast him off into his own shuttle into outer space so the earth would be right again.




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Remove Spammy Hagar from earth




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Mick Maaaarsbar said 10/09/09, 2:19 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#109

David Lee Roth said 08/19/09, 8:19 am (unverified)
I support this petition. Fkn hamburger eater extraordinaire that mince pot!
#108

John Lutz said 02/06/09, 11:25 pm (verified)
I support this petition. I agree that sammy Hagar aint worth the load his dad should have blown on mom's face. he sounds like a cow taking a shit!
#107

Brad Dahlsten said 12/02/08, 3:10 pm (verified)
I agree 100%.
#106

Eric Naire said 09/09/08, 11:53 am (verified)
I support this petition, but does not support any illegal actions.
#105

lauren hall said 07/22/08, 11:53 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#104

crazed bastard said 06/30/08, 3:49 am (verified)
FUCK YES FUCK HAGAR THAT CUNT!
#103

David Lee Roth said 06/07/08, 3:01 pm (verified)
Thanks guys!
#102

LAURA said 12/04/07, 10:07 am (verified)
I WORK FOR THE ASS HOLE ON HIS WEB SITE HE IS A DICK AND A GREEDY ASS SPOILED BABY
#101

Joe King said 09/06/07, 11:05 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#100

Amy said 04/24/07, 3:34 pm (verified)
Yes, he really does suck. An ex dragged me to a concert. That is one of the many reasons he is my ex.
#99

Patti Lake said 04/17/07, 6:08 am (verified)
Hmmmm....are you sure it wasn't DLR that started this petition in the first place? LOL!!!
#98

Tim said 03/18/07, 7:58 am (verified)
Sammy blows, I support this petition.
#97

Sammy Suck said 01/09/07, 2:04 am (verified)
The best part of Sammy dripped down his mommy's leg. sammy.hagar.justgotowned. com
#96

Comments don't work!!! said 11/24/06, 9:23 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#95

Vince Neil said 11/24/06, 9:23 pm (verified)
Sammy kicks David Lee Roth's ass!!! Sure classic VH was good, but Van Hagar is awesome!!
#94

Mark Broccardo said 11/24/06, 9:21 pm (verified)
Sammy kicks David Lee Roth's ass!!! Sure classic VH was good, but Van Hagar is awesome!! Sammy is a better entertainer than DLR.
#93

Vincenzo said 08/09/06, 7:55 pm (unverified)
I support this petition fully. Fuck Sammy Hagar. Useless piece of shit.
#92

DLR said 04/21/06, 2:26 pm (verified)
Fuck sammy hagar..he ruined van halen
#91

BURN IN HELL ROTH said 03/20/06, 11:54 pm (verified)
Yeah for sure. ROTH is a fucking joke and anyone who likes him obviously likes to eat their own shit barf it out and eat it again cause that's about what listening to his songs is like fuck van halen long live VANHAGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
#90