Signatures #1 through #100 for the Remove Spammy Hagar from earth petition
Joe King said 09/06/07, 11:05 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#100

Amy said 04/24/07, 3:34 pm (verified)
Yes, he really does suck. An ex dragged me to a concert. That is one of the many reasons he is my ex.
#99

Patti Lake said 04/17/07, 6:08 am (verified)
Hmmmm....are you sure it wasn't DLR that started this petition in the first place? LOL!!!
#98

Tim said 03/18/07, 7:58 am (verified)
Sammy blows, I support this petition.
#97

Sammy Suck said 01/09/07, 2:04 am (verified)
The best part of Sammy dripped down his mommy's leg. sammy.hagar.justgotowned. com
#96

Comments don't work!!! said 11/24/06, 9:23 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#95

Vince Neil said 11/24/06, 9:23 pm (verified)
Sammy kicks David Lee Roth's ass!!! Sure classic VH was good, but Van Hagar is awesome!!
#94

Mark Broccardo said 11/24/06, 9:21 pm (verified)
Sammy kicks David Lee Roth's ass!!! Sure classic VH was good, but Van Hagar is awesome!! Sammy is a better entertainer than DLR.
#93

Vincenzo said 08/09/06, 7:55 pm (unverified)
I support this petition fully. Fuck Sammy Hagar. Useless piece of shit.
#92

DLR said 04/21/06, 2:26 pm (verified)
Fuck sammy hagar..he ruined van halen
#91

BURN IN HELL ROTH said 03/20/06, 11:54 pm (verified)
Yeah for sure. ROTH is a fucking joke and anyone who likes him obviously likes to eat their own shit barf it out and eat it again cause that's about what listening to his songs is like fuck van halen long live VANHAGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
#90

ROTH SWALLOWS CUM said 03/20/06, 11:51 pm (verified)
I agree roth is the biggest loser in the history of music, he needs to be stabbed in the dick until he dies that way no more little faggot ass bitches can be made named ROTH....DIE BITCH DIE!!!!!!!!!!
#89

ROTH IS A BITCH said 03/20/06, 11:48 pm (verified)
Roth is the biggest faggot i have ever seen how anyone even thinks he a rock n roll i will never know he's a fuckin joke and should be fuck in the ass by horses until he dies......
#88

Yup! said 03/12/06, 3:34 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#87

Roth is a FAG said 03/09/06, 11:23 pm (verified)
Fuck all you Roth loving pussys Hagar is by far a better lead man and singer than that spandex wearing FAG ROTH
#86

Roth4Life said 03/09/06, 8:18 pm (verified)
Sammy Is Garbage He Can`t Sing And He`s A Little Wanna Be Bitch He`s Fat Old Scruffy And A Piece Of Shit That Is Polluting Rock N` Roll As We Know It! DOWN WITH SAMMY HAGAR!! DAVID LEE ROTH IS GOD!!!!
#85

Lou said 03/01/06, 3:01 am (verified)
Rushgedlife from newsgroup alt.music.van-halen is posting as TikiGod and loveuhowie at Roth Army because hes an obsessed Hagar cock sucking prick
#84

Nathan Reynolds said 02/26/06, 4:49 pm (verified)
We don't need Sammy Hagar, That weak ass Jimmy Buffet wannabee.
#83

DaLeeRo said 02/26/06, 4:35 pm (verified)
Sammy Hagar sucks donkey's dick!!!!
#82

spermmy the guzler said 02/26/06, 12:59 pm (verified)
my name is spammy hagar and I love to swallow daves load!
#81

DLR forever said 02/26/06, 8:02 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#80

David Lee Wrath said 02/26/06, 7:58 am (verified)
Sammy is doing your mom while you Rothtards sign this petition. Sleep tight, ass-clowns. :)
#79

Chris Miller said 02/25/06, 10:20 pm (verified)
Get this dumbfuck and his gay ass followers off the planet
#78

David Lee Roth said 02/25/06, 7:36 pm (verified)
At least I have 450 signitures on my petition to get me off radio. See I can be better than sam
#77

David Lee Roth said 02/25/06, 7:35 pm (verified)
I LOVE SAMMY. Stop this stupid petition
#76

ROTH ARMY said 02/25/06, 7:34 pm (verified)
WE KNOW DAVE SUCKS BE WE KEEP HOPING HE WILL LET US SUCK HIS DICK.
#75

Mary said 02/25/06, 7:33 pm (verified)
SAMMY RULES.. ROTH SUCKS AND HIS SHOW IS IN THE TOILET LIKE HIS CAREER
#74

sam H said 02/25/06, 6:07 pm (verified)
bette midler is my idol!
#73

Mikey A. said 02/25/06, 4:42 pm (verified)
Yeah GET RID OF SAMMY... Wait... no! Sammy don't hurt me!!!
#72

Jesus Christ said 02/25/06, 4:40 pm (verified)
Sammy Hagar has no penis. Peace be with you my children.
#71

Brett said 02/25/06, 3:36 pm (verified)
I´m even more mediocre, i´m the king of mediocre
#70

vhlinks said 02/25/06, 3:33 pm (verified)
Sammy is an nice man, he´s so mediocre, so are we !
#69

Sammy Hagar said 02/25/06, 2:45 pm (verified)
I need to get back to the 9, anyway...this seems like the quickest way to do it. No stoppin' the red rockin!
#68

Dave's Bitch said 02/25/06, 4:27 am (verified)
eh why not
#67

spermmy hoger said 02/24/06, 9:22 pm (verified)
the best song I ever wrote was poundgays! top it DLR!
#66

DLR said 02/24/06, 5:01 pm (verified)
I think Sammy sings better than me.. Honest I do!
#65

DLR ARMY said 02/24/06, 5:00 pm (verified)
We really are all GAY and want to suck Dave's cock.
#64

Eddie said 02/24/06, 4:59 pm (verified)
There will never be a reunion with Dave - EVER EVER you DLR ARMY SCUM.
#63

Mary said 02/24/06, 4:58 pm (verified)
VAN HAGAR RULES
#62

Rushgedlife said 02/24/06, 3:33 pm (verified)
I want to suck Sammy Hagar's little cock. I bet it tastes all nice and juicy, like his tequila.
#61

Bastardog said 02/24/06, 2:30 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Implode him
#60

Carlos Rios said 02/24/06, 2:28 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Send this clown to Mars
#59

franksters said 02/24/06, 2:14 pm (verified)
I support this petition.Spammy hagar ruined vh
#58

Chiquita said 02/24/06, 2:03 pm (verified)
Get lost Sammy
#57

Ex Wife said 02/24/06, 1:58 pm (verified)
Sammy = loser
#56

Betty Boobs said 02/24/06, 1:57 pm (verified)
Cabo slurping dumbfuck that sammy
#55

Steve Vai said 02/24/06, 1:55 pm (verified)
Sammy a guitar player ? bwhahahaha
#54

Stevie Wonder said 02/24/06, 1:54 pm (verified)
all his lyrics suck
#53

Musiclover said 02/24/06, 1:52 pm (verified)
Van Halen = Dave
#52

Dio said 02/24/06, 1:51 pm (verified)
Sammy was just lucky bad singer he is
#51

Pete Townsend said 02/24/06, 1:50 pm (verified)
Who is Sammy Hagar ?
#50

David Hasselhoff said 02/24/06, 1:48 pm (verified)
At least Sammy is gay
#49

Jim Morrison said 02/24/06, 1:47 pm (verified)
That sammy is not a singer
#48

Alex said 02/24/06, 1:45 pm (verified)
I like the drums better
#47

Ozzy said 02/24/06, 1:44 pm (verified)
Sammy is so fat
#46

Gary Cherone said 02/24/06, 1:43 pm (verified)
I hate Sammy
#45

Bassplayer said 02/24/06, 1:41 pm (verified)
Hagar´s no hot sauce
#44

bruce said 02/24/06, 1:13 pm (verified)
BLAST OFF!!!!!!! CAPRIS ARE FOR WOMAN!
#43

Vince said 02/04/06, 12:11 am (verified)
Sammy Hagar is a faggot
#42

loser said 01/31/06, 5:26 pm (verified)
ya the sales with VH compared to CVH show it...lol NOT!
#41

Rock said 01/30/06, 7:08 pm (verified)
At least Sam can sing.
#40

bru said 01/29/06, 5:23 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#39

Eddie Van Halen said 01/29/06, 5:34 am (verified)
This guy was so bad, we picked Gary Cherone over him. Desperation sucks. Cabodabbadoooooo
#38

Cat in Heat said 01/27/06, 7:26 am (verified)
I support this petition.That fat fuck every time he sings he sounds like me what a Beoitch
#37

manwiththedogs said 01/27/06, 12:40 am (verified)
Dave or the Grave
#36

David Coverdale said 01/26/06, 11:30 pm (verified)
Sammy should never have tried to take over from Dave, ya know us Dave's rule.
#35

Sammy Hagar said 01/26/06, 9:37 pm (verified)
Phil the Stalker,fron the DLR Army, my gay lover. How could betray me like this.
#34

Wawazat said 01/26/06, 9:19 pm (verified)
I support this petition. spammy sucks
#33

Jimmy Jingles said 01/26/06, 5:37 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Spammy is a fat assed knob goblin.
#32

mako_kimura said 01/26/06, 12:38 am (verified)
Get rid of this fat P.O.S. once and for all, and rid the earth of the Red F*cker
#31

Matt said 01/20/06, 5:13 am (verified)
fat lead singers suck!!
#30

i1sum2! said 01/19/06, 6:58 pm (verified)
NO MORE SPAM!!
#29

Simon said 01/19/06, 3:08 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Please, keep this "human being" on Venus, trying to understand its rotation around the Sun.
#28

halenfreak said 01/19/06, 2:54 pm (verified)
I support this petition and all that is sacred, Classic Van Halen Forever
#27

Don Corleone said 01/18/06, 6:13 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Don't forget to send the Capri pants with him
#26

diamondjimi said 01/18/06, 6:11 pm (verified)
Bitchtits McHagar ruined America's greatest band.I hope his colon falls out......
#25

NATEDOG001976 said 01/18/06, 12:51 pm (verified)
I support this petition. What a worthy cause this is!
#24

mark flood said 01/18/06, 12:34 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#23

Eddie Van Halen said 01/18/06, 8:58 am (verified)
please please get rid of this fuckin ass clown . No wonder im a recluse, every time i try to play a fuckin gig he appears. Now where did i put that striped meth bottle
#22

Mr Grimsdale said 01/18/06, 7:02 am (verified)
I would just like to say PENIS
#21

bantonelli said 01/18/06, 4:00 am (verified)
In the wise words from ol' Pete Picasso.. Fagettaboutit, SPAM. It's ROTH's World, so leave.
#20

Douglas T. said 01/18/06, 3:41 am (verified)
Pity the planet he lands on! Can I push the launch button!
#19

alien said 01/18/06, 3:40 am (verified)
we need to study spama man boobs
#18

someone with ears said 01/18/06, 3:38 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#17

larry said 01/18/06, 3:35 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#16

CherryBlue said 01/18/06, 3:28 am (verified)
Sammy Hagar raped my goldfish and had an orgy with my 3 hamsters and dog. :'(
#15

KAITLYN said 01/18/06, 3:27 am (verified)
I support this petition only if David Lee Roth can go with him.
#14

infiltrate said 01/18/06, 3:26 am (verified)
They should blow that bitch's ass up! There'd probably be bacon grease smeared everywhere...
#13

Crazy Kiwi From The Heat said 01/18/06, 1:36 am (verified)
I support this petition. Get Rid of The Fat F$%Ker.
#12

blueturk said 01/18/06, 1:04 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#11

col5150 said 01/18/06, 1:03 am (verified)
I support this petition. hell yeah we dont need any more cheesy alien love ballads. Dave or the grave baby
#10

Deron Leutenegger said 01/18/06, 12:59 am (verified)
GOOOOOOD BYE BABY
#9

Jurak said 01/18/06, 12:58 am (verified)
I support this petition. "blast him off into his own shuttle into outer space so the earth would be right again."
#8

J Slav said 01/18/06, 12:46 am (verified)
Aw come on... who doesn't love Dreams or Summer Nights? Just kidding... Idea. Send Sammy to Iraq. That would end the war. He could walk in with his sandals, beanie and sunglasses and sing I can't Drive 55. That might possibly force insurgents to surrender. JUST AN IDEA.
#7

BFS said 01/18/06, 12:43 am (verified)
I support this petition. "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time" Fuckin' retard, capris wearin, cheesedick cracker. Rotharmy.com
#6

Fanny Gaybar said 01/18/06, 12:40 am (verified)
I walked by his sad excuse for a bar in Tahoe this weekend. There are thirty big screen T.V.s that 24 hours a day only show videos of Sammy Gaybar. He thinks the only reason people would visit his bar would be so they can see him on stage in his glory days. Last time I was there I SHIT in my hand and threw it on one of the tvs. I got "escorted" out, but it was well worth the eight stitches.
#5

Natra said 01/18/06, 12:29 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#4

DavidLeeNatra said 01/18/06, 12:28 am (verified)
I support this petition. But I always thought that brigde drone troll was BETTE MIDLER...
#3

Jay said 01/18/06, 12:06 am (verified)
I support this petition. Spammy Hagar IS the blonde woman that ruined Van Halen.
#2

R.Brewster said 01/18/06, 12:03 am (verified)
I support this petition. how this man was ever allowed into VH is a sure sign that there is no god.
#1