shelly is the coolest american gal currently living in the uk and everyone knows it. i am shelly and i made this petition for two reason. first, because i am soooo great and i want to educate the world on my greatness and second, because i am mega bored and wanted to see how this petition website works. in case anyone is on the fence on whether to sign my petition, let me shed some light on why it is that i am so cool. reason one-i work as a nanny which has to be one of the most glamourous and sought after jobs in the world, second only to president or prime minister. two, i have spent at least three friday nights doing one of the following activities: watching lord of the rings, reading the classics, playing candyland...the list goes on! but the most convincing arguement to my greatness is that i can sing and dance (aided by beer mind you) the entire musical chicago-its a one woman show! so vote for me SHELLY THE MOST GROOVIN' GAL IN THE WHOLE OF THE UNITED KINGDOM!

yeah and if anyone thinks i am being serious, you get thirty lashings

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